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OfflineLethalX5
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I got my ass kicked tonight
    #5417963 - 03/19/06 03:48 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

So i am out drinking with my buddy from work and meeting his friends. well we start drinking, talking, laughing have a good old time when all of a sudden one of the chicks that was with us starts yelling and some other chick. So they are going back and forth for about 2 min and i see the girl that is with us start to look uncomfortable, so i walk up and get between then and try to walk with our chick back to the group so we can move on. then outta nowhere some guy jacks me in the side of the head and yells let them fight! then before i can even fig out why i just got hit in the head he starts hitting me in the head again. i prob took 7/8 good shots to the head before i was able to fight back a lil and get him in a headlock. So after 10sec of me just chocking him i yell its over and say it again until someone grabs both of us and breaks it up. then I'm walking back and he hits be right in the back of the head again. it was such a fucked up end to a night. i will post some pics in the morning cause i need to pass out before my drunk wears off so i don't feel my head till tomorrow.


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: LethalX5]
    #5417966 - 03/19/06 03:51 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

that sux dude.


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: LethalX5]
    #5417970 - 03/19/06 04:09 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Find out who he is and lay the smackdown on him.


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: LethalX5]
    #5417977 - 03/19/06 04:46 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

wow that sucks man! what's wrong with those people :confused:


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: stefan]
    #5418031 - 03/19/06 06:40 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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stefan said:
wow that sucks man! what's wrong with those people :confused:




well there is a simple answer to that question



alcohol, some people cannot handle it and their agression takes over,
me for my part, i love getting boozed and i never get aggressive,
i just shit around and make jokes and have a good time,
but as you know, were not all alike.
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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: ohmatic]
    #5418063 - 03/19/06 07:32 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

that sucks.
need some knucks :wink:


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: stefan]
    #5418077 - 03/19/06 07:47 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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stefan said:
what's wrong with those people :confused:




Alcohol...it's a hell of a drug.


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5418081 - 03/19/06 07:49 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

This should encourage you to bring a knife with you from now on.


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5418090 - 03/19/06 07:57 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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VoidOfsPg said:
This should encourage you to bring a knife with you from now on.




Hell yeah. It's always a blast getting a manslaughter charge on the weekends.


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5418092 - 03/19/06 07:58 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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RandalFlagg said:
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VoidOfsPg said:
This should encourage you to bring a knife with you from now on.




Hell yeah. It's always a blast getting a manslaughter charge on the weekends.




Yeah, all you need do is box their ears and fishhook their cheek until it tears. That last part is easier from their back.


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: blink]
    #5418118 - 03/19/06 08:20 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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blinkidiot said:
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RandalFlagg said:
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VoidOfsPg said:
This should encourage you to bring a knife with you from now on.




Hell yeah. It's always a blast getting a manslaughter charge on the weekends.




Yeah, all you need do is box their ears and fishhook their cheek until it tears. That last part is easier from their back.




Make sure you get a good knife too.


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: DistortedEyes]
    #5418130 - 03/19/06 08:28 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

thats why you carry a knife and stab mother fuckers like that! foo!


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight *DELETED* [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5418132 - 03/19/06 08:31 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5418163 - 03/19/06 08:45 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I'm too stupid to take my own advice.  The motherfucker's brains would have been sprayed all over the walls if it was me....



Hell yeah......better recognize.  :smirk:  :lol:


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5418164 - 03/19/06 08:46 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

that's a BB gun


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: RESTLESS]
    #5418168 - 03/19/06 08:47 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

My ass. It's a .380 with hollow-point bullets in it.

Non-stop penis extending apparatus it is.


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5418169 - 03/19/06 08:48 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

do you have a c&c?

just pulling it out should be enough for them to shit


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: blink]
    #5418175 - 03/19/06 08:51 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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blinkidiot said:
do you have a c&c?




Yep.

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blinkidiot said:
just pulling it out should be enough for them to shit




True. For all of my idiotic bravado I have thankfully never had to to pull out my gat.


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight *DELETED* [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5418250 - 03/19/06 09:44 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5418256 - 03/19/06 09:47 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Thankfully.  You obviously have the required self-control, and thus are one of the people who are able to carry.  Good for you!  I would pull my everyday, and use it at least once a week :smile:




Oh, I'm tempted.  Those fuckers on the road who cut me off, people who cut in line at the hot dog shop, etc..

Believe me...I'm tempted on a regular basis.

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What do you guys mean by c&c?  A permit to carry a concealed weapon?




Yep.


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: LethalX5]
    #5418273 - 03/19/06 09:54 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

That sucks bro. You should have went nuts and started to kick ass. I guarantee you would have felt better about it.

All you fuck wads with knifes and guns can suck my c*ck. Dispose of that junk before you hurt yourself.


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5418379 - 03/19/06 10:42 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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VoidOfsPg said:
This should encourage you to bring a knife with you from now on.




Bad idea. :thumbdown:


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5418474 - 03/19/06 11:18 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Atleast you kept your cool about the whole thing.

I am a really nice guy in general and I hardly ever get angry, but it seems that when I actually do get mad I am off the wall. I have done many things that I regret afterwards, thinking wow.. I just can't control myself sometimes. If I would have gotten him in a headlock, I seriously might have squeezed as hard as possible and broken some bone in his neck/injured him somehow.

I hope nobody fights me because the consequences would be serious.


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #5418480 - 03/19/06 11:21 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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hobbitcg said:
I hope nobody fights me because the consequences would be serious.




Are you being serious with this statement or are you suffering from a case of keyboard balls?


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight *DELETED* [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5418494 - 03/19/06 11:26 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5418502 - 03/19/06 11:28 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:smirk:


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: blink]
    #5418716 - 03/19/06 12:47 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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blinkidiot said:
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RandalFlagg said:
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VoidOfsPg said:
This should encourage you to bring a knife with you from now on.




Hell yeah.  It's always a blast getting a manslaughter charge on the weekends.




Yeah, all you need do is box their ears and fishhook their cheek until it tears.  That last part is easier from their back.




My cousins in Irag are always telling me the way they escape frisks and defend themselves well, is they keep a small shaving blade hidden in their upper lip (sharp end facing down). They say that if need be you can tap your cheek and it will fall into your hand, then you can use it to slit throats, stab, blind, etc.

:shrug:


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: Freeker]
    #5418940 - 03/19/06 02:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Don't bring a knife or a gun unless you wanna get a 9mm in your gut.

Just get super high, super pumped, find the nucka and beat the shit out of him. Fuck anyone if they fuck with me. I take getting hit too personally.. I can hardly play fight with my friends without it getting personal.


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: browndustin]
    #5420637 - 03/19/06 10:15 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I wanna see some pics!


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: LethalX5]
    #5420659 - 03/19/06 10:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i dotn get why after the first time he hit him, he turned his back on him and gave the guy a second chance to come up and punch him...

and how sad is it to punch someone in the back of the head... cowards!!

and seriously, if someone punches you, go crazy and just knock em the fuck out......


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: eligal]
    #5420668 - 03/19/06 10:30 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

uh, is it just me, or does the thought of a fight make your blood pressure go up?

cause just from reading this i now feel pumped up and agressive. its like my body is gettin ready for a fight...


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: ohmatic]
    #5420688 - 03/19/06 10:38 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Quote:

stefan said:









hah that pic looks like a baloon animal!


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: AliceDee]
    #5420794 - 03/19/06 11:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

lol, a dog with huge ass cheeks. "I'D HIT THAT!".


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: whatever123]
    #5420816 - 03/19/06 11:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

The only problem is it has to tails...

Wow.. a 2 tailed dog....

i must be higher then i thought


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Re: I got my ass kicked tonight [Re: whatever123]
    #5420818 - 03/19/06 11:11 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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lol, a dog with huge ass cheeks. "I'D HIT THAT!".




Ohhhhh..

huge ass cheeks = 2 tails..

I've got it now


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