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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: Jaicen]
    #5424679 - 03/21/06 10:48 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

When I first started I would not grind up the rice....I just left the grains whole and thought that the myc broke it down into BRF....
After I found out that you had to grind it up I would make up jars and then inoculate then sterilize then I'd wonder why nothing ever grew :\

Then once I figured out you sterilized then inoculated I took all my jar's put them in ziplock bag's and filled them up about half way up with lysol that kills 99.9% of bacteria....Then I wonder'd why nothing grew once again....absolutly no air exchange lol...hmm

what else, After I finally sucesfully colonized jars I began useing colonized cakes as spawn into more verm+brf to get a nice casing going. :smile:


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: Pr0_X]
    #5425145 - 03/21/06 12:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

My stupid kitten has walked all over some of my casings, sucks to walk in on your cat cleaning himself on top of your mushies..


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: mrco0o]
    #5425248 - 03/21/06 01:07 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

hahahahaha

this is great, and it's a chance to share my moron-ness with everybody,
because before, i was way too embarassed to tell.......

i got all high-first mistake- and proceeded to start preparing my PF jars,
for the first time.....

i read in a tek somewhere to microwave the dry vermiculite for 15 minutes...
so, as i was mixing all my shit, i threw it in in the wave inside a pyrex
bowl

i don't know WHAT THE FUCK i was thinking, but i opened up the wave after 10
minutes, and grabbed it with my rubber gloved hands.......

burnt the rubber through to my finger---so i threw the bowl on the counter
and ran to the sink........

then, in the corner of my eye i see black smoke filling the kitchen.....

the bowl was burning a hole in the counter.

i freaked out and ran-got my boyfriend, and he was freaking, because the
bowl was about to start a fire, but we couldn't grab it because it was going
to explode

so i threw a blanket over him and he ran in and threw the bowl in the sink

you could hear it rattling from the heat, getting ready to explode

i went into the bathroom to rinse my fingers, and all you heard was a huge
boom....

we go into the kicthen- glass and vermiculite EVERYWHERE

the counter was still burning, and smoking.

BTW- i live in an apartment, which i just moved into about 5 months
ago........

BYE BYE security deposit!!!!!

you should've seen that burn hole, it went all the way through to the wood
that's under the panel stuff.

it was horrible-and to top it off, i had huge blisters on three of my
fingers for 2 weeks.

man, it sucked. but i learned my lesson.


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: mrco0o]
    #5425269 - 03/21/06 01:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I failed to check a jar for cracks before shaking and put a rather large piece of it through my hand.

I still have little feeling in my ring and little fingers on that hand as well as a rather gnarly scar.

ALWAYS CHECK YOUR JARS FOR CRACKS!

And that is something worth yelling about.


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: Teon]
    #5425634 - 03/21/06 02:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

lol ive been stuck quite a few times ( usually with used sharps) and i could go on for days about dropping shit lol im far from graceful...

once i had the edge of the PC on the counter while i was using it ( without knowing it of course) and it burned a deep hole in the counter

But one of the worst ( tho i didnt know it at the the time) was i had a turkey roasting bag filled with 1/2 a bag of verm that i had just finished nuking for a casing layer rip open right over the sink.
i got out what i could, then washed the rest down the drain

i awoke the next day to a massive clog that required me to replace a large section of my kitchens plumbing...

verm doesnt go anywhere near my plumbing anymore


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: ChromeCrow]
    #5425718 - 03/21/06 03:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Well, I was sterilizing 4 syringes on my stove. However, a group of friends came over unexpectedly, and imagine my look when I tried to explain why it was exactly I had a bunch of syringes in my posession. Eventually they believed the bio experiment excuse, after they stopped checking my arms for track marks :frown:


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: wiggles]
    #5425787 - 03/21/06 03:17 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Got my first print ... made my first syringe ... had 12 jars ready .... tightened lid way to much on them all but i didnt know that made a mad vacuum inside the jars and stuck the syringe in the first one and within maybe half a second that fucker took all the syringe hahaha

it was like the scene from "ghost" except instead of making pottery some fecking ghost was injecting 10ml into one cake.


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: TheLegend]
    #5425846 - 03/21/06 03:29 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

wow, i couldnt imagine shooting up with something that big. id need a damn nurse to hit my vein with that. **biggest track marks ever**


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: TheLegend]
    #5425849 - 03/21/06 03:30 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

In my hpoo prep area in the garage, I was prepping a hpoo casing to be sterilized. When I moved the pan over to my finished are, a little hpoo crumbs fell onto my weed tray. So, I forgot to pick the hpoo crumbs out and next time I went out to smoke, I rolled up the last remnants of my baggie and the little bit laying on the tray and fired up a spliff laced with hpoo.... It tasted a bit rank.

After my first pf tek adventure, I had one jar of mean green at 80% colonization. So, I did what any good nature loving guy would do and set the casing free in the wild. I buried it under some mulch in the back part of my flower bed. The next morning, I go outside to smoke a square and drink a cup of coffee and the squirrels were eating the BRF cake. They were acting completley nuts. They were fighting, running around chasing each other, falling off the fence and out of the trees. One of them even charged at me. They were definitley Effed the love up.


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: TheLegend]
    #5425983 - 03/21/06 03:57 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Awesome thread. Enjoyed reading the bloopers, even learned a few things to watch out for.... :grin:

Well I have only had one unforgetably comedic account with my new hobby in the short 3 months that I have been doing it. It was hilarious, even as i sat there in complete utter realization of what had happened. I had made a post about it called "The Incubator From Hell."

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Akira said:
So I built a TIT with two 50 gallon Rubbermaids. Nothing special, just a regular TIT with a 200 watt aquarium heater and a small water pump to circulate the water for leveled temps. Its been running for about 2 weeks now.

Last night I get a knock on my door at about 4 AM. It was my friend who is staying in my house, he tells me that the dogs shit in the house (I have three American Bull Dogs, two of them are puppies). As I get up from my bed to go clean their mess and place mt foot on the floor, I realised the floor was wet. I figured that iut was a small flood from the cool mist running 24/7 or maybe a cup I spilt. But as I begin to walk in my room i realise the whole damn room is FLOODED!

The bottom rubbermaid apparently had a small crack from all the wait I had on the TIT. I had placed some stuff I had no room for on top of it. Big damn mistake. their must have been 1/2 inch of water on my room floor at 4 freaking AM. Everything I had on the floor was soaken wet! So I spent 4 hours between cleaning shit, piss, water, and then fixing the damn TIT. Crazy experience, no more placing materials on top of my TIT.




:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: Akira]
    #5717690 - 06/06/06 01:12 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I have made too many mistakes to mention

1: I use plastic lids. I prepare 36 qts and hot out of the PC tighten them as tight as I can. Talk about Angry. I could not get them open to save my life. Had to get help and use two jar grips.

2: dum de dum....load up glove box...spray with lysol. got everything in there ...99% alcohol rag. I have alcohol all over my gloved hand. Lysol in the air and I flame the needle. consequently Lighting me on fire. Burning the hair off both arms and burning several holes in my greenhouse<clean room> as I frantically tried to put the fire out. Not to mention that I had no fresh air in there and was just breathing lysol.


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: JSshroom]
    #5718388 - 06/06/06 09:58 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

just recently i stuck myself with a needle for the first time. Didn't judge depth perception when recapping needle. Be aware :wink:


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: Oatman2000]
    #5718761 - 06/06/06 12:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

The first blooper I had was that I had just made a casing in a glovebox that only had saran wrap over the top so I could see through it, when I was moving around other jars outside of the box and dropped one onto the saran wrap and it fell through and put a huge hole in the casing I'd just made.

But my all time favorite was about a week ago I was a little high and decided to shoot up some jars. Well I had an open container of rubbing alcohol in there and I accidentally knocked it over and spilled some. Well I didn't think about it as I picked up my lighter to flame the needle. I flicked my bic and in a flash it caught the whole lighter on fire so I dropped it and it landed in the puddle of alcohol and the whole damned thing burst into flames. Tried using bong water but that didn't work, and then had to make two trips back and forth from the bathroom getting water to put it out. Smoke alarm went off and woke up the roommate.


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