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OfflineinoculatedGreif
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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: AliceDee]
    #5417719 - 03/19/06 12:09 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Thats funny, lol, jsut knowing they were picking up a trail of it wich led to you.lol.


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one branch of man turns away what has made us who we are, the other,excepts it for how its made man. which path do you choose?
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Man takes advantage of who he is,nature is his home, where he evolved from. So why does he turn it down, defy, and mutalate his birth ground? why does he spread disease, murder his native animals,rape and torture his land, and still feel descent of who he is? live a life that is not true? excepts an artificial home?


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: inoculatedGreif]
    #5417734 - 03/19/06 12:14 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

ya lol... you can see the places where i stopped too there were piles of it and then it starts going again... at the honey aisle the pile was huge!!


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: AliceDee]
    #5417769 - 03/19/06 12:30 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

lol, I would of watched the guy fallow the trail cleaning it up. lmao


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one branch of man turns away what has made us who we are, the other,excepts it for how its made man. which path do you choose?
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Man takes advantage of who he is,nature is his home, where he evolved from. So why does he turn it down, defy, and mutalate his birth ground? why does he spread disease, murder his native animals,rape and torture his land, and still feel descent of who he is? live a life that is not true? excepts an artificial home?


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: inoculatedGreif]
    #5417788 - 03/19/06 12:44 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

we bought our first 4qt PC at walmart and i figured since it was from walmart it probably wasn't at 15psi so i put a wet sponge on top to increase the pressure...then i decided to put a wood spoon on that just in case... well OPPS! the safety ring blew out and melted setting of the fire alarm in our apt (we just moved in) the whole place filled with horrible smoke getting us loopy (and a terrible headache) we had about 3oz of pot on the counter and mushroom stuff all over!!! was terrified it might auto call (or our neighbors) the 911 cause we couldn't get it to turn off for a few mi, and our neighbors came over yelling at us... after it all cooled the PC was completely warped outwards like a ball, so i returned it to walmart and bought one on ebay :smile:  what a horrible experience!!!


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: inoculatedGreif]
    #5417795 - 03/19/06 12:47 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Left the closet door open for a day or two. Went in to find 8 WBS jars contamed  :frown:


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: hyphae]
    #5417801 - 03/19/06 12:52 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

hyphae said:
5. I sniffed some cool looking mold to see what it smelled like and died.




LOL OMFG best quote ever.

I was picking my nose(had a nasty cold) while inspecting my first grow bag, as in first atempt. I somehow ripped the bag and touched the MYC with a nasty buggered finger. overnight mold had grown in this nasty green/blue/orange. kinda trippy to look at though.

Not a blupper but w "ooops!" the first time i grew with WBS i had my bags weighed out in verious amounts. I wanted to do 3grams. but i grabbed a 1/4 bag instead. had fasted for 2days and about 30minutes later i reliezed i made a mistake... duh...


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: mushboy]
    #5418017 - 03/19/06 06:22 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I guess I ought to share my blooper too, (and I got pictures  :blush: )
Anyway I had a small pot of Azuresensce spawned to woodchips and cased with soil. I picked it up to check on it and see if it was pinning, and guess what happened.....

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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: Jaicen]
    #5418183 - 03/19/06 08:55 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

This is why I will only use Lysol wipes in a hepa filtered glove box.

Years ago, I sprayed lysol in my glove box, let it sit for half an hour. When I came back and tryed to flame streilize a needle, it blew up. Their was a 4-5 foot flash fire. The glove box lid hit the ceiling. One corner stuck in the sheetrock so it hung there. I didn't see it right away so I thought it had been disinagrated.
Another time I left the gloves off so it could vent the flamable gasses. Half hour later, I passed a flame infront of one of the holes to make sure it had vented. A blue flame flowed out of one arm hole like a flame thrower or a cannon blast. It burned all the hair off of the back of one arm. As the flame died down it backed up into the glove box. It glowed blue and bulged out, after makin a loud whoop sound the flame shot out the other arm hole. When the glow was gone the heated plastic warped inward.
I was lucky it was a fast burning gas and not a flamable liquid.

Have fun,
Be safe.


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: cricket]
    #5418258 - 03/19/06 09:48 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I was cooling some casing soil in a giant turkey oven bag in my freezer to speed things up, some how the bag got open and I was sweeping peatmoss and coir outta my freezer for an hour. Still haven't stuck myself with a syringe yet, sure it will happen at some point...


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: liloldme]
    #5418695 - 03/19/06 12:37 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

TIP: get your needles from ink cartrige refill kits. They are longer and blunt. No holes in you.

Another blooper: Of course I have burned myself with a just flamed needle before. I forgot about that one.


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... *DELETED* [Re: cricket]
    #5418869 - 03/19/06 01:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: Nashbar]
    #5419007 - 03/19/06 02:40 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Once, in a complete grow ROOM set-up (adjoining a large green-house)20 some odd 12 quart trays of compost 4 inch's deep, spawned @ 20% rate & covered with pin holed cling wrap were nearing 100% colonization, without any contamination. Farmer Jones was a happy camper, at this point.

2 days later, Jones enters grow room, to discover every trays cling wrap cover had about a 1/2 in hole in it & some little creature (or group of creatures) had been rooting around in EVERY SINGLE F*CKING TRAY.

Totally perplexed, Jones looked EVERYWHERE for any spot a tiny creature could enter that room & found NONE.

Next day Jones finds the same thing AGAIN, only this time WORSE.


Meet Mr. Shrew & about 22 family members.
Who chewed out a finger sized hole in the rubber seal at the bottom of the entry door.

Needless to say, EVERY SINGLE F*CKING TRAY CONTAMINATED. :mad2:

Bottom of rubber door seal was replaced with a thin strip of 18 gauge sheet metal.
Which resolved the SHREW PROBLEM. :rolleyes:


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: agar]
    #5419055 - 03/19/06 02:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I haven't had many bloopers yet.  One day as I was sitting in the kitchen with some jars PCing, my brother walks up to the stove.  I probably should have warned him not to touch it, but I honestly didn't believe anyone was dumb enough to reach out and grab the pressure regulator! 
Luckily he didn't pull the whole thing off, as he pulled his hand away as soon as extremely hot water was flying in his direction.  I was able to just push the regulator back into position, thank god for the safety backup thing! 

-jim :peace:


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: jmg5]
    #5419093 - 03/19/06 03:14 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

haven't been growing that much (it's only my second time around doing PF tek) but the first time i cooked the LC jars along with the substrate and wondered why i'm not getting any results...

i did it this time too... wasted half a syrange of the last of one strain... then i started reading about LC a little more to find out it shouldn't be PCed for that long

oh well...


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: Simisu]
    #5422360 - 03/20/06 12:47 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I started growing when I was in high school and living with my mom. So all the work I had to do, I had to time for when she would be gone and I could get away with using the kitchen. One day, I had an oven bag full of vermiculite which I was sterilizing. Everything was going ok as far as I knew... I was just watching TV waiting for it to finish, then all over a sudden I heard this phenomenal BOOM. It was terrible. It sounded like a bomb had gone off. I ran into the kitchen to see what had happened, and apparantly the oven bag had got stuck in the steam release hole, and the pressure got so high it blew the weight and safety release off. I thought that one of the neighbors had to have heard and there would be cops there any minute to arrest me. I don't remember what I did with the PC, but I know I spent the next 45 minutes before my mom got home frantically cleaning vermiculite off of the ceiling.


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: PORkSOdA]
    #5422454 - 03/20/06 01:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i was in the middle of my first grow and was trippin hard on my first dose.
i was staring at the little guys and watching them grow. when i started to see contams growing all over them and threw some of them out into the garden.

it wasnt until later that night that i freaked at what i had done!
they werent really contaminated. my mind was!

lesson, dont watch em when trippin.....


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: Swan Song]
    #5422714 - 03/20/06 02:26 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Damn mice!

Just the other day I was spawning some horse manure. After finishing packing it down a bit, I had to go down stairs to get some foil to cover the tub with. Well when I got back upstairs to my surprise my damn kitten was standing in the middle of the tub. lol! I can't wait to see how the pans out. Maybe this was a retaliation for me spraying hot agar all over the other cat. I knew they were up to something.


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: Hotnuts]
    #5422981 - 03/20/06 07:38 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Jaicen WTH happened to the casing in that photo?


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: mrco0o]
    #5423468 - 03/20/06 09:24 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I was making a spore syringe in a glove box. When pulling off the needle cap which was stuck a bit I jerked it off and ran the needle right through my finger on the other hand. When I pulled my hand out it was sticking clean through. Now I always make sure I can remove the cap BEFORE I put them in a glove box.


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Re: Your best growing bloopers... [Re: kanpan]
    #5424611 - 03/21/06 10:30 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I just pretty much dropped it all over my floor. That kinda stuff happens to me quite often :wink:


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