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RandalFlagg
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Fucked up night!
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I was at this party from 8 PM until 12:30 AM. I had promised some friends from school that I would go to a club with them. At 12:30 AM I headed down to this club. All I had left in my pocket was $20.
As I am about to pull into the parking lot next to the club I see a dude that was in my first term at school but he dropped out. He was hooked on heroin and was missing school all of the time. It was like 1 in the morning and he was standing in the middle of the street and I shouted at him.
He runs up to me and is like, "My fiance just wrecked our car". I get out of my car and walk up to his. The whole front side is dented in. His fiance is in the front seat crying her eyes out. He says, "I need to get this thing towed...all I have is 10 bucks...I'm gonna go call some people...baby, Randal is gonna stay here and take care of you." She goes, "No!! Mike!! Don't leave!!". I'm like, "Well, I've got $20....you can just have it.". He's like, "Thank you so much.". So I gave him my last $20. I now wasn't able to get into the club.
That fucker and his girl were probably scamming people down there just to get money.
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RandalFlagg
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And he was like, "Don't tell anybody from school." I'm all buzzed up and I'm like, "Ok...I won't".
The fucking second I go to school on Monday I'm gonna blab like you wouldn't believe. This heroin junkie dude is a big inside joke in my class.
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HELLA_TIGHT
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RandalFlagg said: That fucker and his girl were probably scamming people down there just to get money.
You could have just not given him the money, he didn't even ask for it.
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Madge the Smoking Vag


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You should tell them the story about the time you ate shit off your finger!
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THE KRAT BARON
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: Randal himself.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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RandalFlagg
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HellaMeister said: You could have just not given him the money, he didn't even ask for it.
He implied. He whipped out his money and was like, "I have $10. I need $50 for a tow. Do you have like $10 to help out?"
If he was scamming, he did a damn fine job. He had the wrecked car and he even had his girl in on it. But then again...maybe he wasn't scamming and it was legit.
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RandalFlagg
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HellaMeister said: You should tell them the story about the time you ate shit off your finger!
That's too embarrassing. Although, I did tell them the story about how that 38 year old trucker woman from Myspace turned me down for casual sex.
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Madge the Smoking Vag


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And you don't think that's a bigger joke than being a junkie?
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my junkie friend wouldn't even eat his own shit for a fix
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RandalFlagg
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HellaMeister said: And you don't think that's a bigger joke than being a junkie?
This run-in with the class junkie at 1 in the morning will have the class spellbound.....trust me.
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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag


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OK, but why are you talking shit behind this guys back?
Did he do something to personally offend you or what?
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RandalFlagg
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HellaMeister said: OK, but why are you talking shit behind this guys back?
Did he do something to personally offend you or what?
It's not that I'm talking shit. I'm telling the truth. The dude is a junkie. I watched as he lost 10 pounds in 1 week. I listened to him scream at a nurse from the methadone clinic over the phone about needing more visits.
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Madge the Smoking Vag


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Telling the truth = big inside joke?
That's not very polite Mr Flagg!
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RandalFlagg
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I'm not always polite. 
I'll admit that I just do not have a high opinion of junkies. I view them as subhuman.
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I love how Hella is taking the moral high ground in this thread.
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MORALS are GOOD.
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So you gave him your remaining money, didn't get into the club, and then...what?
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Madge the Smoking Vag


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Now he's here!
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RandalFlagg said: I'm not always polite. 
I'll admit that I just do not have a high opinion of junkies. I view them as subhuman.
take some herion , get addicted, then u can judge.
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