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Animals
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SNAKES ON A PLANE!
#5414377 - 03/17/06 08:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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WHO ELSE IS FUCKING EXCITED?!
http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane
STARRING: SAMUEL L JACKSON and SNAKES!!!!
Edited by Animals (03/17/06 08:06 PM)
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Animals]
#5414545 - 03/17/06 08:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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is this real? thats so retarded.
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: creamrocks]
#5414584 - 03/17/06 09:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I sure hope so.
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Animals]
#5414603 - 03/17/06 09:38 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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it most certainly is real, and from what I understand, Samuel L. Jackson said he wouldn't star in the film unless hey kept the name "Snakes on a Plane," as opposed to Fight 18something or other.
Samuel L. Jackson is the man
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Animals]
#5414604 - 03/17/06 09:40 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fuck yes I'm excited. Best name for a movie ever.
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: DNKYD]
#5434655 - 03/23/06 02:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticl...umber=1&summit=
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The audio bit uses a Jackson sound-alike shouting, "I want these mother------- snakes off the mother------- plane!" Soon, the growing legion of fans added their voices as they demanded that that phrase also appear in the movie.
Apparently, the studio got the hint. When Ellis assembled Jackson and others for the recent shoot, the filmmakers added more gore, more death, more nudity, more snakes and more death scenes. And they shot a scene where Jackson does utter the line that fans have demanded.
i dont think i've ever been this excited to see a movie before.
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: bobjones]
#5434666 - 03/23/06 02:14 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I've had it with these SNAKES!!!!
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no fucking way.
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Animals]
#5434715 - 03/23/06 02:28 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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When i was in my mid teens i had this buy sell and trade snakes thing going. Ive put allot of snakes on airplanes in my day. Egyptian cobras, puff adders, gaboon vipers, pythons, corns. I probably would still be in the pin for years to come if i had ever got caught doing that shit.
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Psychoslut]
#5434731 - 03/23/06 02:31 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Good thing Sam Jackson never found out about your shit, or you'd be fucking DEAD, foo!
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pffft
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Psychoslut]
#5434758 - 03/23/06 02:38 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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 HE'S WATCHING YOU
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Shit, i better fly right.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Psychoslut]
#5434799 - 03/23/06 02:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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He's cool with anything on a plane but snakes...and crying babies, but everyone hates that shit.
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I think this movie will do the loop of
So bad, its good, but goes beyond being good, back to being bad, but so bad it's funny, but then goes past being funny to just being terrible, then so terrible its absurd, then so absurd its terribly funny....
you know, as much as I am ashamed to admit it : I sort of want to see it just for the pure retarted absurd value of it.
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Psychoslut]
#5435233 - 03/23/06 05:14 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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That's insane.
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you know how much drugs you would have to do to watch this?
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: kaniz]
#5435409 - 03/23/06 06:09 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
kaniz said:
you know, as much as I am ashamed to admit it : I sort of want to see it just for the pure retarted absurd value of it.
That's the only reason im going to see it 
I'm going to be so unbelievably high that someone just saying "Sam Jackson" will make me laugh even if I don't want to.
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Not really. People in the herpetological community do it everyday. You'd probably get a finger shook at you for shipping a non venomous but when you send a gaboon viper through the mail they will try to stick you with attempted murder and a mile long list of other bogus charges. But thats to stop retards from shipping snakes on planes. I and most other people in the herp community would double or triple box a venom and ducked tape them all closed like it was going out of style. Also you coil the snake into a tight but comfortable ball so that he cant move at all and tie it tightly into a clothe bag. There's was absolutely no chance anyone would ever be harmed by my snakes. Also what you have to do just in case the police do search the box you put a caution warning letter inside the outermost box.
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Psychoslut]
#5435676 - 03/23/06 07:28 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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This isn't real, is it?
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: theuser]
#5435780 - 03/23/06 07:57 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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People sending snakes through the united states postal service for illegal pet trade, oh yes very real.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Animals]
#5436022 - 03/23/06 09:23 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I can't wait, I'll go see it on opening night.
They earned my money by calling it 'snakes on a plane' !!
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Animals]
#5438021 - 03/24/06 11:44 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Samuel L. Jackson's new mile-high thriller Snakes On A Plane has created such a buzz among internet film fans, movie bosses have called for re-shoots - to give the film a tougher rating. The film, which stars Jackson as an FBI agent trying to keep a federal witness alive onboard a plane full of snakes, wrapped last September - but went back before the cameras earlier this month for five days of additional shooting. Film bosses at distributor New Line Cinema opted to add new scenes to the film to take the movie from PG-13 into R-rated territory, according to industry magazine The Hollywood Reporter. They claim the second round of filming became necessary after intense and growing fan interest in the film, which is scheduled to be released this summer. Among the reported additions to the film is a foul-mouthed rant from Jackson in which his agent character bellows, "I want these motherf**king snakes off the motherf**king plane!" The line is expected to take on cult status. The film-makers have reportedly added more gore, more deaths, more nudity and more snakes to the finished product.
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I'm still not watching.
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Adom]
#5438167 - 03/24/06 12:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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ill see it just to hear his ass yell.
long live jules winnfield, the baddest motherfucker of all
I actually have Ezekiel 25:17 tattooed on my back, but in a different translation than what he says in the movie. no, i didnt get it because i saw pulp fiction, ive had that verse memorized since i was a small child in sunday school lol. 
Who is directing this movie?
Edited by PurpleKush (03/24/06 12:36 PM)
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: PurpleKush]
#5438171 - 03/24/06 12:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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deeeeeeeyum
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Adom]
#5438756 - 03/24/06 03:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ill wach it, but only because i like snakes.
Ill throw a shit fit all over them if they miss treat any snakes too, like i did fear factor.
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Psychoslut]
#5438844 - 03/24/06 04:19 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I saw the trailor, Im pretty sure all the snakes are computer animated.
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i wont go see it now, computer animated animals suck and i can never get into those movies.
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Animals]
#5440559 - 03/25/06 10:12 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Nudity? Snakes? Ouch! I would definitely go see this movie. 
Oh, and "The line is expected to take on cult status." So if we start saying that line now, we will be the first cool dudes, and we can laugh at everyone when they start saying it. "Like, I want these motherf#^king snakes off the motherf&@ling plane, dude!"
Purple Kush - nice tattoo
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Animals]
#5440647 - 03/25/06 10:58 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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i think he is just TOO good for that movie.... STUPID IDEA!::: but I am definitely curious about it...
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"Jackson as an FBI agent trying to keep a federal witness alive onboard" <-- i bet you the dude dies who hes protecting, and thats when sam will do some real damage on them there snakes!
if sam wasn't in the movie, there's no way it would even be made. the producers know that people are gonna see it for the shear stupidity factor... and Samuel L
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Looks like SLJ is back on the crack-pipe again...
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: danlennon3]
#5440693 - 03/25/06 11:13 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I agree!
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Animals]
#5440806 - 03/25/06 11:57 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Wow... wow. Can't wait for this one!
http://imdb.com/title/tt0417148/
Check it out, there are puppeteers in the cast. So i guess that means the snakes won't be cheesy computer graphics.
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Animals]
#5441047 - 03/25/06 01:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Revelation]
#5449742 - 03/28/06 12:47 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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What is this nonsense!?
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: SleepAid]
#5449786 - 03/28/06 01:16 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKIN PLANE!@
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Revelation]
#5449854 - 03/28/06 02:13 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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i'd really like an animated gif of that guy holding the snake and screaming, or of samuel jackson pimp smacking that dude with a handful of snakes. i don't know how to make them though.
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Animals]
#5449942 - 03/28/06 03:47 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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badger badger badger badger badger badger
!MUSHROOM!
suuuuuuunaaaaaaku
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Noetical]
#5451476 - 03/28/06 02:18 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Laugh my fucking ass off. Did any one see the SNL skit with a cobra lose on the plane, it finds the black actor (cant think of his name right now) and rears up in a strike pose! LOL! The flight attendant says "Don't move or it will strike!" ROFL
So the whole skit is him sweating buckets and the snake in his face. LOL With Will Farrel as the pilot... ROFL... I seem to remember a snake in the cockpit also and Will is announcing what he sees as he dies over the intercom
Omg its a funny ass skit
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Animals]
#5451532 - 03/28/06 02:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hmmm. The title needs more exclamations. Like "SNAKES!!! ON A PLANE!!!!!".
Edited by Le_Canard (03/28/06 03:52 PM)
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Le_Canard]
#5451788 - 03/28/06 03:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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That picture is the best picture ever.
Thank you.
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5451972 - 03/28/06 04:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"I'm going to be so unbelievably high that someone just saying "Sam Jackson" will make me laugh even if I don't want to. " ahh ahahahaha i still have no clue how to feel about it, other than insane
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Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE! [Re: Animals]
#5452029 - 03/28/06 04:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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i'll buy it if it's dumb enough.
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In the trailer he says "Enough is Enough, I've had it with these snakes." I'm wondering what could have actually occurred before he "had it" with the snakes? Some get bit? Someone die? Does he just not like snakes?
Also I don't see how this movie could be more then 15 minutes long.
I've very excited. I also plan on smoking approx. 10 lbs of weed before I see this movie.
Edited by Animals (03/28/06 10:54 PM)
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