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I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy
#5413286 - 03/17/06 03:19 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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*snip* 
I don't have any kids and I don't think that I will ever want any.
Have any other guys had this procedure done? If so, what was it like? Do you regret it? Does it hurt? Are there side-effects?
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413289 - 03/17/06 03:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Side effect: You won't be able to have children when ever you change your mind. Unless, of course, you have another surgery to undo it.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413291 - 03/17/06 03:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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u have sex?!?!?!
ha ha
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5413293 - 03/17/06 03:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I really don't think that I am going to want to have kids.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413294 - 03/17/06 03:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Do it.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413297 - 03/17/06 03:22 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said: *snip*  Does it hurt?
Well hell yea its gonna hurt!!! Their snipping away at your junk!
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413299 - 03/17/06 03:22 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think its reversible nowadays.
Plus: You'd get to bare back all the bitches
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Corporal Kielbasa said: u have sex?!?!?!
ha ha
And to think that I was going to donate to your "I need to get home" cause....
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413304 - 03/17/06 03:24 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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oooo snap! zing!
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: MOTH]
#5413307 - 03/17/06 03:24 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
EllemyshShade said: Do it.
What do you base that advice on?
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413308 - 03/17/06 03:24 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said: I really don't think that I am going to want to have kids.
That's what I'm thinking right about now too ...but try telling that to your body when you get older.
Family is the closest thing you will ever have (if you want it that way)...it's important.
Don't make irrational decisions dude.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413313 - 03/17/06 03:25 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said: I really don't think that I am going to want to have kids.
How old are you, like 24 or 25? You've got a long road ahead of you man. What if you happen to find the perfect woman and decide you want to have a family? Things can change. I'd just suggest thinking about it more.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413314 - 03/17/06 03:25 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Seriously i would do it too, fuck man im to young to have a ball n chain other then my bad habbits.......
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Fool! Dont do it! Its your BALLS man... your BALLS!
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5413322 - 03/17/06 03:30 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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VoidOfsPg said: How old are you, like 24 or 25? You've got a long road ahead of you man.
26
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VoidOfsPg said: What if you happen to find the perfect woman
Haha....just kidding. I'm a reformed misogynist.
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VoidOfsPg said: and decide you want to have a family? Things can change. I'd just suggest thinking about it more.
Good point.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413323 - 03/17/06 03:31 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said:
Quote:
EllemyshShade said: Do it.
What do you base that advice on?
Flippant nonchalance?
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: vivid]
#5413324 - 03/17/06 03:31 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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vivid said: Fool! Dont do it! Its your BALLS man... your BALLS!
werd!
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413329 - 03/17/06 03:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I've had it done. It doesnt hurt to bad. I would suggest getting some of your own painkillers ahead of tiem since docs will generally jew you out wih codiene.
I'm glad I did it, but if you dont already have kids like me I suggest you get some spermcicles made and stored for a nominal fee.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413334 - 03/17/06 03:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said:
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EllemyshShade said: Do it.
What do you base that advice on?
I would base it on the fact that you don't want kids. Seems simple enough.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: mndfreeze]
#5413343 - 03/17/06 03:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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mndfreeze said: I'm glad I did it, but if you dont already have kids like me I suggest you get some spermcicles made and stored for a nominal fee.
I've heard that they can only store your little warriors for 10 years or so.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: Silversoul]
#5413344 - 03/17/06 03:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I see it as another form of emasculation propigated by the postmodern facist feminist community hell bent on destroying anything masculine and rational!
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: Silversoul]
#5413345 - 03/17/06 03:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Paradigm said: I would base it on the fact that you don't want kids. Seems simple enough.
True, but I do worry that one day I will want kids and I will regret it.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: vivid]
#5413346 - 03/17/06 03:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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vivid said: Fool! Dont do it! Its your BALLS man... your BALLS!
egh u know what screw spending the money on a surgery im gonna just smash my ballz in this here window
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413353 - 03/17/06 03:38 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said:
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mndfreeze said: I'm glad I did it, but if you dont already have kids like me I suggest you get some spermcicles made and stored for a nominal fee.
I've heard that they can only store your little warriors for 10 years or so.
You're 26, right? If you don't want kids by the time you're 36, just give up.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: Silversoul]
#5413358 - 03/17/06 03:39 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Paradigm said: You're 26, right? If you don't want kids by the time you're 36, just give up.
Pfft...it's more like if I can't get laid by the time I'm 36 I might as well give up.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: MOTH]
#5413364 - 03/17/06 03:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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EllemyshShade said:
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Randalflagg said: What do you base that advice on?
Flippant nonchalance?
We can't afford to be nonchalant with this topic. Whether or not the world will be graced by the presence of my offspring is a matter of extreme importance for the human race.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413366 - 03/17/06 03:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Please plant many, many seeds. We need more of you.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: Adom]
#5413369 - 03/17/06 03:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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was that sarcasm i sensed?
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: vivid]
#5413371 - 03/17/06 03:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I RandallFlaggs
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: Adom]
#5413372 - 03/17/06 03:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Adom said: Please plant many, many seeds. We need more of you.
Thank you for recognizing this blatant fact. I do feel as if it is my duty to bring forth Randal Jr.'s from my loins. This world needs more people like me.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413374 - 03/17/06 03:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said:
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EllemyshShade said:
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Randalflagg said: What do you base that advice on?
Flippant nonchalance?
We can't afford to be nonchalant with this topic. Whether or not the world will be graced by the presence of my offspring is a matter of extreme importance for the human race.
My advice stands.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: MOTH]
#5413377 - 03/17/06 03:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
EllemyshShade said:
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RandalFlagg said:
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EllemyshShade said: Do it.
What do you base that advice on?
Flippant nonchalance?
Worst advice EVAR!
you gonna start takin roids? testosterone... you might end up with bitch tits and have to get a mastectomy.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: mndfreeze]
#5413381 - 03/17/06 03:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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mndfreeze said: I've had it done. It doesnt hurt to bad.
What was the recovery time? How long before you can "get back in the saddle"? Is there a noticeable scar on your sac? Does being snipped turn women off?
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413387 - 03/17/06 03:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Just get herpes, it's free and no one will ever want to sleep with you again, never worry about kids.... After 6 billion people...FUCKING STOP ALREADY!
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: MOTH]
#5413392 - 03/17/06 03:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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EllemyshShade said: My advice stands.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: HSIHd]
#5413401 - 03/17/06 03:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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HSIHd said:
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vivid said: Fool! Dont do it! Its your BALLS man... your BALLS!
werd!
im gonna third this notion.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413419 - 03/17/06 04:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said:
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mndfreeze said: I've had it done. It doesnt hurt to bad.
What was the recovery time? How long before you can "get back in the saddle"? Is there a noticeable scar on your sac? Does being snipped turn women off?
The backgound pai was about a week or two. Technically you can sexor it up right away, but you wont want to when your shit hurts. 
No scars that I can see, my current likes it since you dont hae to use a condom.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413550 - 03/17/06 04:28 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hey Randal,
If you go through with this, let me know how easy it is to find a doc willing to do this on a young single guy. I'm also interested in this put I'm 2 years younger than you.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413590 - 03/17/06 04:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think although you may not want kids right now, and may feel like you will never want kids, you're too young to be thinking about a procedure that long term. Granted it's not irreversible, but I would think that you would consider a less permanent method than want them to cut your sac open again if you change your mind.
I can seeif you had kids, like Troy, and didn't want any more, but you don't. Kids can be a wonderful thing, and maybe someday you'll see that. Don't do anything drastic.
That being said, you know who to call if you get your shit snipped and needs pills 
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413610 - 03/17/06 04:37 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Don't know about you but I'd feel like less of a man without my balls.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413618 - 03/17/06 04:38 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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The thought personally makes me cringe 
I don't think I would do it. Ever.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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They don't take your balls 
They snip the tube that your sperm comes down so that you essentially shoot blanks on purpose for the rest of your life.
You think ANYONE would let a doctor cut off their balls!?!
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: Liz]
#5413649 - 03/17/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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But where does it all go?! WHERE DOES IT GO?!
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: Liz]
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Liz said: They don't take your balls 
They snip the tube that your sperm comes down so that you essentially shoot blanks on purpose for the rest of your life.
You think ANYONE would let a doctor cut off their balls!?!
Yeah, seriously. We're not dogs for christ sake. There's a big difference between neutering and a vaesectomy. It's a small incision on your ball sack. You still HAVE balls after.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: Liz]
#5413680 - 03/17/06 04:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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He could actually adopt a child, if he ever changed his mind.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413716 - 03/17/06 04:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I had it done and it was a great decision.
I had it done like on a Tuesday and by Saturday I was playing football. It felt a little sore, like someone kicked you in the nuts 2 days ago but it wasn't bad. Before I went in I took 2 Xanax, a 16oz malt liquor and a shot of Wild Turkey. The needle used to anesthetize was like hair-thin, being they only need to get past the scrotum skin. Really it was no problem at all. Getting a tattoo is 20 times as bad pain-wise, and even a tattooing isn't horrible. The scar is less than 1/3 of an inch and is right on the dviding line between the left and right nut -- you really gotta search to find it and even then it is not noticeable.
You have to shave your sack before you go in and wear a jock strap, so that when you are done the gauze will be held to the incision and for nut support.
In fact, it hurts more to have your ear pierced, IMO.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: JacquesCousteau]
#5413766 - 03/17/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I was metaphorically speaking.
Would you feel like less of a man without (proper use of) your balls?
My balls are cringing just thinking about it.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413793 - 03/17/06 05:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Save yourself the trouble and embrace sodomy.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413800 - 03/17/06 05:04 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hurts like a fuck for three days, kind of like being kicked in the balls and the pain lasting for 72 hours!
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: Left Nut City]
#5413932 - 03/17/06 05:26 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Left Nut City said: I had it done and it was a great decision.
And your screen name is "Left Nut City"?
The Pub has had a plethora of puns lately.
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5413953 - 03/17/06 05:29 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I was waiting for someone to call that out.
Well done, Randall.
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