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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5413610 - 03/17/06 04:37 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Don't know about you but I'd feel like less of a man without my balls.


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5413618 - 03/17/06 04:38 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

The thought personally makes me cringe  :what:

I don't think I would do it. Ever.


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5413625 - 03/17/06 04:39 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

They don't take your balls :lol:

They snip the tube that your sperm comes down so that you essentially shoot blanks on purpose for the rest of your life.

You think ANYONE would let a doctor cut off their balls!?!  :confused:


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: Liz]
    #5413649 - 03/17/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

But where does it all go?! WHERE DOES IT GO?! :confused:


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: Liz]
    #5413650 - 03/17/06 04:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Liz said:
They don't take your balls :lol:

They snip the tube that your sperm comes down so that you essentially shoot blanks on purpose for the rest of your life.

You think ANYONE would let a doctor cut off their balls!?!  :confused:




Yeah, seriously. We're not dogs for christ sake. There's a big difference between neutering and a vaesectomy. It's a small incision on your ball sack. You still HAVE balls after.


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: Liz]
    #5413680 - 03/17/06 04:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

He could actually adopt a child, if he ever changed his mind.



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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5413716 - 03/17/06 04:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I had it done and it was a great decision.

I had it done like on a Tuesday and by Saturday I was playing football. It felt a little sore, like someone kicked you in the nuts 2 days ago but it wasn't bad. Before I went in I took 2 Xanax, a 16oz malt liquor and a shot of Wild Turkey. The needle used to anesthetize was like hair-thin, being they only need to get past the scrotum skin. Really it was no problem at all. Getting a tattoo is 20 times as bad pain-wise, and even a tattooing isn't horrible. The scar is less than 1/3 of an inch and is right on the dviding line between the left and right nut -- you really gotta search to find it and even then it is not noticeable.

You have to shave your sack before you go in and wear a jock strap, so that when you are done the gauze will be held to the incision and for nut support.

In fact, it hurts more to have your ear pierced, IMO.


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #5413766 - 03/17/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:rotfl: I was metaphorically speaking.

Would you feel like less of a man without (proper use of) your balls?

My balls are cringing just thinking about it. :puke:


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5413793 - 03/17/06 05:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Save yourself the trouble and embrace sodomy.


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5413800 - 03/17/06 05:04 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Hurts like a fuck for three days, kind of like being kicked in the balls and the pain lasting for 72 hours!


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: Left Nut City]
    #5413932 - 03/17/06 05:26 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Left Nut City said:
I had it done and it was a great decision.




And your screen name is "Left Nut City"?

The Pub has had a plethora of puns lately.


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5413953 - 03/17/06 05:29 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I was waiting for someone to call that out.

Well done, Randall.


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