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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: Silversoul]
    #5413344 - 03/17/06 03:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I see it as another form of emasculation propigated by the postmodern facist feminist community hell bent on destroying anything masculine and rational!


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: Silversoul]
    #5413345 - 03/17/06 03:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Paradigm said:
I would base it on the fact that you don't want kids.  Seems simple enough. :shrug:




True, but I do worry that one day I will want kids and I will regret it.


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: vivid]
    #5413346 - 03/17/06 03:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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vivid said:
Fool! Dont do it! Its your BALLS man... your BALLS!




egh u know what screw spending the money on a surgery im gonna just smash my ballz in this here window


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5413353 - 03/17/06 03:38 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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RandalFlagg said:
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mndfreeze said:
I'm glad I did it, but if you dont already have kids like me I suggest you get some spermcicles made and stored for a nominal fee.




I've heard that they can only store your little warriors for 10 years or so.



You're 26, right? If you don't want kids by the time you're 36, just give up.


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: Silversoul]
    #5413358 - 03/17/06 03:39 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Paradigm said:
You're 26, right?  If you don't want kids by the time you're 36, just give up.




Pfft...it's more like if I can't get laid by the time I'm 36 I might as well give up.  :smirk:


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: MOTH]
    #5413364 - 03/17/06 03:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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EllemyshShade said:
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Randalflagg said:
What do you base that advice on?




Flippant nonchalance?  :shrug:




We can't afford to be nonchalant with this topic.  Whether or not the world will be graced by the presence of my offspring is a matter of extreme importance for the human race.


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5413366 - 03/17/06 03:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Please plant many, many seeds. We need more of you.


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: Adom]
    #5413369 - 03/17/06 03:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

was that sarcasm i sensed?


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: vivid]
    #5413371 - 03/17/06 03:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I :heart: RandallFlaggs


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: Adom]
    #5413372 - 03/17/06 03:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Please plant many, many seeds.  We need more of you.




Thank you for recognizing this blatant fact.  I do feel as if it is my duty to bring forth Randal Jr.'s from my loins.  This world needs more people like me.

































:lol:


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5413374 - 03/17/06 03:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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RandalFlagg said:
Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
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Randalflagg said:
What do you base that advice on?




Flippant nonchalance?  :shrug:




We can't afford to be nonchalant with this topic.  Whether or not the world will be graced by the presence of my offspring is a matter of extreme importance for the human race.




My advice stands.  :smirk:


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: MOTH]
    #5413377 - 03/17/06 03:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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EllemyshShade said:
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RandalFlagg said:
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EllemyshShade said:
Do it.




What do you base that advice on?




Flippant nonchalance?  :shrug:




Worst advice EVAR! 

you gonna start takin roids?  testosterone... you might end up with bitch tits and have to get a mastectomy. 

BOB


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: mndfreeze]
    #5413381 - 03/17/06 03:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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mndfreeze said:
I've had it done. It doesnt hurt to bad.




What was the recovery time? How long before you can "get back in the saddle"? Is there a noticeable scar on your sac? Does being snipped turn women off?


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5413387 - 03/17/06 03:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Just get herpes, it's free and no one will ever want to sleep with you again, never worry about kids.... After 6 billion people...FUCKING STOP ALREADY!


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: MOTH]
    #5413392 - 03/17/06 03:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
My advice stands.  :smirk:




:rofl:


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5413400 - 03/17/06 03:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:heart:


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: HSIHd]
    #5413401 - 03/17/06 03:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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HSIHd said:
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vivid said:
Fool! Dont do it! Its your BALLS man... your BALLS!





werd!




im gonna third this notion.


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5413419 - 03/17/06 04:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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RandalFlagg said:
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mndfreeze said:
I've had it done.  It doesnt hurt to bad. 




What was the recovery time?  How long before you can "get back in the saddle"?  Is there a noticeable scar on your sac?  Does being snipped turn women off?




The backgound pai was about a week or two.  Technically you can sexor it up right away, but you wont want to when your shit hurts. :smile:

No scars that I can see, my current likes it since you dont hae to use a condom.


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5413550 - 03/17/06 04:28 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Hey Randal,

If you go through with this, let me know how easy it is to find a doc willing to do this on a young single guy. I'm also interested in this put I'm 2 years younger than you.


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Re: I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5413590 - 03/17/06 04:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I think although you may not want kids right now, and may feel like you will never want kids, you're too young to be thinking about a procedure that long term.  Granted it's not irreversible, but I would think that you would consider a less permanent method than want them to cut your sac open again if you change your mind. 

I can seeif you had kids, like Troy, and didn't want any more, but you don't.  Kids can be a wonderful thing, and maybe someday you'll see that.  Don't do anything drastic. 

That being said, you know who to call if you get your shit snipped and needs pills  :smirk:

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