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Boy do I snore.
    #5411747 - 03/17/06 08:26 AM (18 years, 16 days ago)

And boy does my girlfriend kick me for it. Literally. At 3:43 A.M. Right in the keester.


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Re: Boy do I snore. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5411748 - 03/17/06 08:27 AM (18 years, 16 days ago)

Stop sleeping on your back, man.


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Re: Boy do I snore. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5411758 - 03/17/06 08:29 AM (18 years, 16 days ago)

I snore sometimes too, especially when I'm sick.  I think it's our Jew noses that cause it.

I also apparently have weird dreams a lot.  Suffer told me this morning that I woke him up 3 times last night cracking up laughing in my sleep.  wish I remember what I was dreaming about  :confused:


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Re: Boy do I snore. [Re: nunciate]
    #5411764 - 03/17/06 08:31 AM (18 years, 16 days ago)

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nunciate said:
Stop sleeping on your back, man.




Doesn't make a fucking difference. :crazy:


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-Erik Davis

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Re: Boy do I snore. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5411765 - 03/17/06 08:31 AM (18 years, 16 days ago)

but have you ever woken up yourself from your OWN snoring?? that is the worst lol

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Re: Boy do I snore. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5411771 - 03/17/06 08:33 AM (18 years, 16 days ago)

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OneMoreRobot3021 said:
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nunciate said:
Stop sleeping on your back, man.




Doesn't make a fucking difference. :crazy:




Really?  yikes...

On a completely unrelated note, you are not allowed to sleep over here anymore.

(get her some ear plugs?)


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Re: Boy do I snore. [Re: nunciate]
    #5411778 - 03/17/06 08:34 AM (18 years, 16 days ago)

She doesn't sleep well when sharing a bed in general, so the snoring just makes it worse, but still, nothing like falling asleep next to a warm body after a nice round between the sheets. :grin: But man, that irritable sleepless look on her face as I slink out in the morning to get in the shower for work always makes me wish I could stop snoring.

I really want the laser surgery for it..most people think snoring is in the nose, but it's just a flap of skin in your throat they can zap off.


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-Erik Davis

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Re: Boy do I snore. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5411798 - 03/17/06 08:41 AM (18 years, 16 days ago)

you should get check for sleep apnea

you'll sleep a million times better


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Re: Boy do I snore. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5411815 - 03/17/06 08:49 AM (18 years, 16 days ago)

Haha, right in the keester.

I can't STAND it when people around me snore all night. It's the fucking worse, especially when their snore isn't just constant, but it fluctuates in loudness and sound. I've thrown many a pillow and remote control at my sleeping couch-mates for this kind of thing.

Also, I don't sleep well next to others either. I'd rather have sex and go lay on the couch and pass out, but most girls are highly offended by this. So I just lay there TRYING to sleep while they keep their death-grip wrapped around me. :mad2:


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Re: Boy do I snore. [Re: lukeboots]
    #5411824 - 03/17/06 08:51 AM (18 years, 16 days ago)

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jonnywax said:

Also, I don't sleep well next to others either. I'd rather have sex and go lay on the couch and pass out, but most girls are highly offended by this.




Heh..her roommate is going to San Diego for all next week and she has the comfiest bed...so I'm just gonna move in for that duration and do exactly that, except going to the roommate's bed instead of the couch.


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-Erik Davis

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Re: Boy do I snore. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5411834 - 03/17/06 08:53 AM (18 years, 16 days ago)

Fuck yeah. That makes the situation even better. Most people should keep a spare bed around, just for that case.

"Get your big jew nose outta my bed and take it to the next room, sex machine."


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Re: Boy do I snore. [Re: lukeboots]
    #5411845 - 03/17/06 08:56 AM (18 years, 16 days ago)

:rofl:

I'd love it if she spoke those exact words to me.  In fact, in the middle of sex, I'll tell her to please say that to me.


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-Erik Davis

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Re: Boy do I snore. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5411848 - 03/17/06 08:56 AM (18 years, 16 days ago)

Have you tried those strips that supposedly stop snoring??


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Re: Boy do I snore. [Re: Liz]
    #5411859 - 03/17/06 08:58 AM (18 years, 16 days ago)

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Liz said:
Have you tried those strips that supposedly stop snoring??




Imagine me and Lucy jet lagged in Paris our first night getting there, it's 3 AM, and one strip didnt work so now I have like 4 of them on my nose and they just keep popping off and flying up in the air and she wants to kill me and I am so tired and snore the night away.

Don't do shit!


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-Erik Davis

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Re: Boy do I snore. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5411870 - 03/17/06 08:59 AM (18 years, 16 days ago)

:lol:

Oh man, that's a funny thing to imagine.


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Re: Boy do I snore. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5411872 - 03/17/06 09:00 AM (18 years, 16 days ago)

apnea


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Re: Boy do I snore. [Re: sucklesworth]
    #5411884 - 03/17/06 09:03 AM (18 years, 16 days ago)

Pipe cleaner


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Re: Boy do I snore. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5411898 - 03/17/06 09:06 AM (18 years, 16 days ago)

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Imagine me and Lucy jet lagged in Paris our first night getting there, it's 3 AM, and one strip didnt work so now I have like 4 of them on my nose and they just keep popping off and flying up in the air and she wants to kill me and I am so tired and snore the night away.

Don't do shit!




I just spit milk all over my keyboard. Thanks man :smirk:


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Re: Boy do I snore. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5411904 - 03/17/06 09:08 AM (18 years, 16 days ago)

:lol:

and sleep apnea is normally in heavier people...Robot is skinny minny :smile:


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Re: Boy do I snore. [Re: Liz]
    #5411909 - 03/17/06 09:09 AM (18 years, 16 days ago)

My dad was always a slim guy and he has sleep apnea really bad...

He went to some sleep study place and they told him he stops breathing about 25 times a night on average, sometimes for as long as a minute or two.


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Re: Boy do I snore. [Re: Liz]
    #5411911 - 03/17/06 09:10 AM (18 years, 16 days ago)

I appreciate Sucky's input, I'm simply not responding to him today. Someone tell him thanks for me.

I just read up on it and I'm not sure that's my problem..


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Re: Boy do I snore. [Re: trendal]
    #5411916 - 03/17/06 09:14 AM (18 years, 16 days ago)

wow...ok, I stand corrected  :tongue:


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Re: Boy do I snore. [Re: Liz]
    #5412180 - 03/17/06 10:39 AM (18 years, 16 days ago)

Well Lucy just woke up and we've got an email chain going back and forth. Turns out she woke up at 4 o'clock, slapped me hard on the back, and watched TV until 6 AM when she finally felt like she mightbe able to fall asleep again. :lol:


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-Erik Davis

Edited by OneMoreRobot3021 (03/17/06 10:39 AM)

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Re: Boy do I snore. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5412338 - 03/17/06 11:23 AM (18 years, 16 days ago)

I can't stand snoring. When I go home for holidays and vacations, I usually spend the night at my Dad's house and sleep on the futon in the living room. I can hear his snoring from his bedroom and it drives me nuts. Usually I just turn the volume on the television up very high, and then fall asleep with it on.

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Re: Boy do I snore. [Re: Liz]
    #5412857 - 03/17/06 01:42 PM (18 years, 16 days ago)

Quote:

Liz said:
Suffer told me this morning that I woke him up 3 times last night cracking up laughing in my sleep. wish I remember what I was dreaming about




Killing your boss?

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