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    #5408899 - 03/16/06 03:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

they called me out on diluting my piss test. it wasn't even that diluted. this shit is harder to pass than any government test I've taken.

good thing I haven't smoked pot since my last test.

I'm gonna go in there and give them a piece of my mind. makin me ride the bus all the way to china-town at 7am. rakkafrackin sons of :crankey:


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    #5408909 - 03/16/06 03:22 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: drug testin' bastards [Re: Ferris]
    #5408918 - 03/16/06 03:25 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I didn't fail. This place is a hardcore testing facility. Tons of places use them to do their drug tests, and apparently they're rather hardcore.


Btw, do they test for benzos in lab tests? I took a xanax last night, and I have an old script, so I'm not really worried. But the less hassle, the better.


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Re: drug testin' bastards [Re: lukeboots]
    #5408922 - 03/16/06 03:26 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Yes they do. So bring the perscription with you.


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Re: drug testin' bastards [Re: Stonerguy]
    #5408934 - 03/16/06 03:30 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Can I just bring the bottle with my name on it?

I don't have a paper script anymore, obviously. I just had one left over and I took it last night, thinking I was in the clear. They called me two days ago and said everything was fine with my tests - then they call me today and say I diluted my piss.

These fuckheads better give me some medical insurance for all the medical trouble they're puttin' me through.

Oh, and I stored my chronic in the xanax bottle for a long time. It's gonna be a doozy explaining why my prescription smells like marijuana.


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Re: drug testin' bastards [Re: lukeboots]
    #5412538 - 03/17/06 12:26 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Well, Christ. That was the most intrusive shit I have ever been through.

The doctor seriously bent over so his body was at a 90 degree angle to look at my junk while I took a piss. He was about six inches away from my back. I could barely piss at all. What a fucking pervert. I told him to leave so I could go, and he said 'nono highly illegal'. Then I called him a "small vietnamese man" in an angry tone while I was in the lobby and I think he heard me.

Fuck drug tests. And as for the xanax, they said they don't care, but that when the lab people find it in my piss, they'll call - and I'll have to give them my script info.

What a fucking hassle.


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Re: drug testin' bastards [Re: lukeboots]
    #5412725 - 03/17/06 01:08 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I told you to stop smoking, dude! The tourism industry is all about testing. And they have the money to spend on those tests, too.


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