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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Girl Wants To BOne... what to do... [Re: gotcha420haha]
    #5405433 - 03/15/06 07:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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gotcha420haha said:
im 18, shes 18, idk, she just hasnt fucked yet idk, and shes pretty attractive, monster titties




Ah...so the truth comes out. She is one of those "friends" that is cool to hang out with and that you'd have liked to fuck all along. You have two choices:

1. Don't do it. She will probably end up fucking the first guy that comes along because she is desperate to lose her virginity. She will then enter her turbo slut phase. When she does this, do you want to be around to see it?

2. Rock her world. She will probably get attached to you, but she will get over that and proceed into turbo slut phase.

If she is a super close friend I'd go with #1. If she is a so-so friend I'd go with #2.


Edited by RandalFlagg (03/15/06 07:44 PM)


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Re: Girl Wants To BOne... what to do... [Re: gotcha420haha]
    #5405440 - 03/15/06 07:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Don't tell her the reason you won't is because she's a virgin though, cause like randal said, she'll slut out. If she loses it because of you it'll be the same as if you took it only someone else had the fun.


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Re: Girl Wants To BOne... what to do... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5405444 - 03/15/06 07:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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RandalFlagg said:
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gotcha420haha said:
im 18, shes 18, idk, she just hasnt fucked yet idk, and shes pretty attractive, monster titties




Ah...so the truth comes out.  She is one of those "friends" that is cool to hang out with and that you'd have liked to fuck all along.  You have two choices:

1.  Don't do it.  She will probably end up fucking the first guy that comes along because she is desperate to lose her virginity.  She will then enter her turbo slut phase.  When she does this, do you want to be around to see it?

2.  Rock her world.  She will probably get attached to you, but she will get over that and proceed into turbo slut phase.

If she is a super close friend I'd go with #1.  If she is a so-so friend I'd go with #2.




Beware of females exhibiting SCDCD, Sexual Compensation for Destitute Confidence Disorder, commonly known as "turbo-slut."


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Re: Girl Wants To BOne... what to do... [Re: Cowgold]
    #5405445 - 03/15/06 07:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Exactly. Either way she is going to enter the turbo-slut phase and their friendship will die (because they are so young they will lose track of each other over time).

He might as well hit that shit.


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Re: Girl Wants To BOne... what to do... [Re: Cowgold]
    #5405446 - 03/15/06 07:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

ok ok i found the perfect solution.... shes gnna come over... and suck my dick, then we'll fuck some other time... i think it sounds good to me


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Re: Girl Wants To BOne... what to do... [Re: gotcha420haha]
    #5405454 - 03/15/06 07:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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gotcha420haha said:
ok ok i found the perfect solution.... shes gnna come over... and suck my dick, then we'll fuck some other time... i think it sounds good to me




:yesnod:


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Re: Girl Wants To BOne... what to do... [Re: gotcha420haha]
    #5405455 - 03/15/06 07:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Girl Wants To BOne... what to do... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5405509 - 03/15/06 07:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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RandalFlagg said:
2. Rock her world. She will probably get attached to you, but she will get over that and proceed into turbo slut phase.





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Re: Girl Wants To BOne... what to do... [Re: gotcha420haha]
    #5405518 - 03/15/06 08:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

way to think with your head


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Re: Girl Wants To BOne... what to do... [Re: fresh313]
    #5405570 - 03/15/06 08:11 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

if that was sarcastic.. i dont know what your talking about.. but if its sincere then yeah, i just hate gettin myself into shit i cant fix


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Re: Girl Wants To BOne... what to do... [Re: eligal]
    #5405591 - 03/15/06 08:15 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Research has concluded that getting involved with a SCDCD female generally increases your risk of colon cancer...


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Re: Girl Wants To BOne... what to do... [Re: gotcha420haha]
    #5405592 - 03/15/06 08:15 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

you should give her head too....you'll learn alot about how she'll react if you can make her feel good and not be the first


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Re: Girl Wants To BOne... what to do... [Re: lukeboots]
    #5406860 - 03/16/06 12:41 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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jonnywax said:
She'll be horribly attached to you if you take her virginity. Taking anyone's virginity results in horrible attachment.




Wrong.  I specifically waited to have sex until I was sure I wouldn't become attached.  And I carefully sought out an older man to take mine away, so I was sure he was not only experienced, but also competent.  I was 18 when I had sex for the first time, but because of the way I spoke & acted about sex, most of my friends & acquaintances assumed I had lost my virginity at a very young age.

But about the turbo slut thing: I do find that to be true.  Really, for a few months (or in my case, days) afterwards, once you pop you can't stop.  :shrug:  But then again, my first fuck was a loooooong time coming.  No pun intended.


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Re: Girl Wants To BOne... what to do... [Re: irascible_raunch]
    #5406868 - 03/16/06 12:46 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Oh, and in response to your question, gotcha420haha:  If you're good in bed, do it.  But if you're bad in bed, don't be cruel & give the girl a sour start.  Show her how it's supposed to be done.  She'll thank you for years to come, with not only her words, but also her pussy.

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Re: Girl Wants To BOne... what to do... [Re: irascible_raunch]
    #5406881 - 03/16/06 12:51 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Either you dont want to do it so you posted on here to delay the prospect or get people to tell you not to. Or you want to do it and you were a dick and want to brag. If you have to ask then maybe you should lean towards not doing in. Honestly this is a retarted thing to ask, nobody on here know's whats between you two and how it will affect your lives. Your the only one who can know the answer. I know this post is insesitive but its a valid point.


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Re: Girl Wants To BOne... what to do... [Re: satori85]
    #5406902 - 03/16/06 01:04 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Ask this question to yourself.

Do you love her?

If you can make love to her and you have a true friendship, then you need to discuss with her where this leads. If she is cool to just be friends making love, then why not? It's a beautiful thing so long as you both know what you're doing.


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Re: Girl Wants To BOne... what to do... [Re: gotcha420haha]
    #5406987 - 03/16/06 01:56 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Since nobody else has offered up this peice of advice... the best way to counter-act a virgin who has since become attached and obsessed, is to overdo her in obsessiveness, if you see what I'm saying.

So you can hit it and be free of her sooner than you might think!


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Re: Girl Wants To BOne... what to do... [Re: irascible_raunch]
    #5407033 - 03/16/06 02:44 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Honestly, I dont even like taking girls virginity's. Ive done it twice, and both times the girls have gone crazy, and realistically, its just a mental thing, the sex is worse on a physical level. Guys just seem to dig being the first one up in the girl.


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Re: Girl Wants To BOne... what to do... [Re: TheCow]
    #5407054 - 03/16/06 03:09 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Something about the ultimate conquest, I dunno.  I like the old "pop and run" routine.  Turned lots of girls into sluts that way :frown:


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Re: Girl Wants To BOne... what to do... [Re: gotcha420haha]
    #5407106 - 03/16/06 05:39 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

If you wont take it I'll be glad to


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