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U.S Border security
#5401459 - 03/14/06 10:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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anyone know how tight the security is for the Canada -> U.S border? Do they have dogs and vehicle searches and what not?
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: ericm119]
#5401465 - 03/14/06 10:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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yes, but only to check for anyone trying to smuggle the movie STRANGE BREW into Canada... Its like the LIFE OF BRIAN for Europe.
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on a side note, congratulations on the worst rating in the shroomery.
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He's talking about smuggling droogs into the US
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thanks man
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: ericm119]
#5401478 - 03/14/06 10:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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well, im goin to burning man, and i want to bring at least two ounces of weed and an ounce of shrooms. If i put dig a hole in a banana then stuff a bag in there then super glue the banana shut?? they wont search a banana
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: ericm119]
#5401488 - 03/14/06 10:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeah, they even x-ray your colon. Just take a picture with the sign that says "Welcome to America, bend over and show me the Goatse"
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ericm119
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stop talking
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: ericm119]
#5401503 - 03/14/06 10:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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you mean typing?
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: ericm119]
#5401505 - 03/14/06 10:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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oh man that reminds me of a crazy ass story..
my buddy's cousin knew this guy that used a banana in a similar fashion to smuggle in some weed.. apparently, the weed became covered in a white mold (due to the dark moist environment of a sealed banana). He ate a gram or so, and was completely blown away by the most intense visuals ever, according to him. I seriously think he found a new way to make L.
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psilocyberin said: yes, but only to check for anyone trying to smuggle the movie STRANGE BREW into Canada
hahahahaha, that movie is fucking great. the dog that rolls up the roof then flies is probably my favorite part of the whole movie.
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: eVil_]
#5401951 - 03/15/06 01:30 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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When I went to Canada, they didn't even look into the car. They asked why I was visiting. Fin.
I hear people are a little more anal when you try to get into the US, though.
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: SleepAid]
#5401963 - 03/15/06 01:36 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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how did they ask you? with dumfounded looks of disbelief and said "Why the fuck are you visiting eh?".
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: SleepAid]
#5401964 - 03/15/06 01:36 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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You're going to fit an entire ounce of mushies and two ounces of weed into a BANANA? Good luck!
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: ericm119]
#5402008 - 03/15/06 01:59 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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ive been across the border many times, and they usually dont search, if they do search they never search your person, not saying its not possible, ive also never seen drug dogs. im sure theyre around though. depends on the border u go through, find one where alot of commuters travel and security will be more lax.
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: ericm119]
#5402014 - 03/15/06 02:03 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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ericm119 said: well, im goin to burning man, and i want to bring at least two ounces of weed and an ounce of shrooms. If i put dig a hole in a banana then stuff a bag in there then super glue the banana shut?? they wont search a banana
are you stupid? a banana is an agricultural/horticultural product. of which you would have to "declare" and since customs agents aren't food inspectors, your 'banana' would be confiscated. (then discovered)
you wanna smuggle drugs successfully?
shove it up your ass.
haha
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: fresh313]
#5402160 - 03/15/06 05:29 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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fresh313 said: ive been across the border many times, and they usually dont search, if they do search they never search your person, not saying its not possible, ive also never seen drug dogs.
I was searched twice going to canada, my person included and was denied entry on one of those times, that search entiled them taking the truck apart, I was also searched coming back over the border both times
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: 40oz]
#5402203 - 03/15/06 06:11 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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40oz said:
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ericm119 said: well, im goin to burning man, and i want to bring at least two ounces of weed and an ounce of shrooms. If i put dig a hole in a banana then stuff a bag in there then super glue the banana shut?? they wont search a banana
are you stupid? a banana is an agricultural/horticultural product. of which you would have to "declare" and since customs agents aren't food inspectors, your 'banana' would be confiscated. (then discovered)
you wanna smuggle drugs successfully?
shove it up your ass.
haha

It's true, if they see you with the banana, they'll take it away and burn it (that's what they do with horticulture products here).
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5402575 - 03/15/06 08:56 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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i got thru with a QP of hash bagged in coffee pinned to my underwear, the hash itself was molded to fit around my dick. i shit you not, i didnt want to get busted, and i didnt. turns out when we pulled up, border guy sz where you going? driver sz im dropping him(me) off at his GFs place, customs guy sz and what are you gonna do driver? videotape them?
go ahead.
happiest day of my stupid youth, id probably still be serving that sentence.
the only time ive seen drug dogs is if you go on a bus, they take everyone off, line up their luggage, and run a dog up and down the line of bags.
if you are going to a fest, bring a grill and half a bag of charcoal, toss yer shit in there.
ive never had my person searched, had cars ripped apart probably a dozen times. im a felon, the USA doesnt want me to visit, but im a dual citizen as well, so they always give me a hard time.
i dont thin kthe banana would work, just double bag the shit, put it in your big gulp in the cupholder and remain calm. the key that ive noticed, DONT LET THE DRIVER KNOW THERES DROOGS IN THE CAR.
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: campinman]
#5402646 - 03/15/06 09:23 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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DONT LET THE DRIVER KNOW THERES DROOGS IN THE CAR.
Might help with anxiety, but that's extremely irresponsible. The driver could end up in prison even if he didn't know there were drugs in the car.
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: dblaney]
#5402696 - 03/15/06 09:38 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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i know, its a shitty thing to do, but if the driver knows, the customs man will see it in their eyes.
its the worst and best thing to do
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: dblaney]
#5402705 - 03/15/06 09:42 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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yea fuck that i usually get the fucking drivers permission before anything else.
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: Aninator]
#5402718 - 03/15/06 09:48 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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anyhoo. i just got back from montreal. I guess it realyl depends on who you go with and how you look. If you look like a hippie they'll prolly be suspicious. We drove through new york anddidn't really have any problems. I hear going through VT the security is way less tight. but for me it just wasn't worth the risk.
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: Aninator]
#5402796 - 03/15/06 10:20 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Cross in the praries, nothing but farms and roads.
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: Tien]
#5402990 - 03/15/06 11:24 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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bring a gun... just incase.
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I know a member here was going to help me out with some poo and spores. they were shipping from canada. thats not going to be a prob is it? I mean is it illigal to shipp stuff like that out of canada and into the us?
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yes, dress like a clown or magician and say you are on your way to a kids party. (say it's a friends kid, and youre doing it for free if you don't have a work visa)
they won't even question your motives, you look at a clown you think of a kids party, you never think drug smuggler..
you COULD smuggle some in juggling balls, cream pies, seltser bottles etc.
of course, theres always fake pop bottle stash packs. just leave it in plain sight on the seat near a open bag of doritos and some twinkies and they wont think twice.
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poo is legal, and spores are legal in MOST states.
however, poo is a custums score because drugs can be smuggled in it (hidden from dogs) and it can be used to manufacture explosives. plus it is suspicious in nature as you can get it at any pasture.
this may draw attention to the spores, which alone are innocent enough, but shipped with obvious ideal growing material sorta makes the "microscopy" excuse unbeleivable.
this may not prevent them arriving.... but expect a visit in a few weeks.
they don't fuck around with producers of illegal drugs.
you can argue you are growing edibles as well with the dung and the spores are merely for microscopy for your love of mycrobiology and mycology....
but if they manage to convince a judge to warrant a search, this will mean dick if they find even one little bit of active germinated spore.
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: 40oz]
#5403505 - 03/15/06 01:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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40oz said:
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ericm119 said: well, im goin to burning man, and i want to bring at least two ounces of weed and an ounce of shrooms. If i put dig a hole in a banana then stuff a bag in there then super glue the banana shut?? they wont search a banana
are you stupid? a banana is an agricultural/horticultural product. of which you would have to "declare" and since customs agents aren't food inspectors, your 'banana' would be confiscated. (then discovered)
you wanna smuggle drugs successfully?
shove it up your ass.
haha
put the drugs in the banana, and the shove it up your ass.
just to be safe.
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You take your dog with you, 3 weeks erlier you dig up a washed out vet, pay him to have surgery on your dog and stach it in its colen or galblader. that way when you get pass the border, you have em remove the bladder and walla! alright, I think ill cancel the arrangements for our shipping. thanks.
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shove it up your dogs ass.
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: Cowgold]
#5405064 - 03/15/06 06:37 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeah man. say it's maui wowie and labrador.
tell the cops your dog is named "potstashio"
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: 40oz]
#5405199 - 03/15/06 07:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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you wanna smuggle drugs successfully?
shove it up your ass.
haha
hahahahha done and done
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: Mitchnast]
#5405290 - 03/15/06 07:19 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Don't pet em! He hates cops.
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: campinman]
#5405356 - 03/15/06 07:31 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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campinman said: DONT LET THE DRIVER KNOW THERES DROOGS IN THE CAR.
if a passenger smuggled drugs in my car without me knowing, jeopardizing my freedom, and we get through, i would smash his fucking face in, keep his drugs & drop him off on the side of the road.
far far far away from civilization.
with no money.
no jacket.
& with no shoes.
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: 40oz]
#5405388 - 03/15/06 07:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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40oz said:
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campinman said: DONT LET THE DRIVER KNOW THERES DROOGS IN THE CAR.
if a passenger smuggled drugs in my car without me knowing, jeopardizing my freedom, and we get through, i would smash his fucking face in, keep his drugs & drop him off on the side of the road.
far far far away from civilization.
with no money.
no jacket.
& with no shoes.
man, i expected better than that from you...
you would actualyl forget to take his underwear...
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: eligal]
#5405392 - 03/15/06 07:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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he would use his underwear to stop the bleeding
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: 40oz]
#5405425 - 03/15/06 07:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: dblaney]
#5405436 - 03/15/06 07:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: 40oz]
#5405586 - 03/15/06 08:14 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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...and a tampon.... yuk yuk
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: Mitchnast]
#5413409 - 03/17/06 03:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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i have one of those fake pepsi bottles its pretty nice we can use that mr m
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