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campinman
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: dblaney]
#5402696 - 03/15/06 09:38 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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i know, its a shitty thing to do, but if the driver knows, the customs man will see it in their eyes.
its the worst and best thing to do
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Aninator
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: dblaney]
#5402705 - 03/15/06 09:42 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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yea fuck that i usually get the fucking drivers permission before anything else.
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Aninator
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: Aninator]
#5402718 - 03/15/06 09:48 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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anyhoo. i just got back from montreal. I guess it realyl depends on who you go with and how you look. If you look like a hippie they'll prolly be suspicious. We drove through new york anddidn't really have any problems. I hear going through VT the security is way less tight. but for me it just wasn't worth the risk.
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Tien
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: Aninator]
#5402796 - 03/15/06 10:20 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Cross in the praries, nothing but farms and roads.
Pluto
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Mitchnast
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: Tien]
#5402990 - 03/15/06 11:24 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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bring a gun... just incase.
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Scott Bennett
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#5403073 - 03/15/06 11:49 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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inoculatedGreif
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I know a member here was going to help me out with some poo and spores. they were shipping from canada. thats not going to be a prob is it? I mean is it illigal to shipp stuff like that out of canada and into the us?
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Mitchnast
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yes, dress like a clown or magician and say you are on your way to a kids party. (say it's a friends kid, and youre doing it for free if you don't have a work visa)
they won't even question your motives, you look at a clown you think of a kids party, you never think drug smuggler..
you COULD smuggle some in juggling balls, cream pies, seltser bottles etc.
of course, theres always fake pop bottle stash packs. just leave it in plain sight on the seat near a open bag of doritos and some twinkies and they wont think twice.
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Mitchnast
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poo is legal, and spores are legal in MOST states.
however, poo is a custums score because drugs can be smuggled in it (hidden from dogs) and it can be used to manufacture explosives. plus it is suspicious in nature as you can get it at any pasture.
this may draw attention to the spores, which alone are innocent enough, but shipped with obvious ideal growing material sorta makes the "microscopy" excuse unbeleivable.
this may not prevent them arriving.... but expect a visit in a few weeks.
they don't fuck around with producers of illegal drugs.
you can argue you are growing edibles as well with the dung and the spores are merely for microscopy for your love of mycrobiology and mycology....
but if they manage to convince a judge to warrant a search, this will mean dick if they find even one little bit of active germinated spore.
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JonnyOnTheSpot
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: 40oz]
#5403505 - 03/15/06 01:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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40oz said:
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ericm119 said: well, im goin to burning man, and i want to bring at least two ounces of weed and an ounce of shrooms. If i put dig a hole in a banana then stuff a bag in there then super glue the banana shut?? they wont search a banana
are you stupid? a banana is an agricultural/horticultural product. of which you would have to "declare" and since customs agents aren't food inspectors, your 'banana' would be confiscated. (then discovered)
you wanna smuggle drugs successfully?
shove it up your ass.
haha
put the drugs in the banana, and the shove it up your ass.
just to be safe.
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inoculatedGreif
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You take your dog with you, 3 weeks erlier you dig up a washed out vet, pay him to have surgery on your dog and stach it in its colen or galblader. that way when you get pass the border, you have em remove the bladder and walla! alright, I think ill cancel the arrangements for our shipping. thanks.
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Cowgold
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shove it up your dogs ass.
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Mitchnast
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: Cowgold]
#5405064 - 03/15/06 06:37 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeah man. say it's maui wowie and labrador.
tell the cops your dog is named "potstashio"
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ericm119
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: 40oz]
#5405199 - 03/15/06 07:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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you wanna smuggle drugs successfully?
shove it up your ass.
haha
hahahahha done and done
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Cowgold
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: Mitchnast]
#5405290 - 03/15/06 07:19 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Don't pet em! He hates cops.
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40oz


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Re: U.S Border security [Re: campinman]
#5405356 - 03/15/06 07:31 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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campinman said: DONT LET THE DRIVER KNOW THERES DROOGS IN THE CAR.
if a passenger smuggled drugs in my car without me knowing, jeopardizing my freedom, and we get through, i would smash his fucking face in, keep his drugs & drop him off on the side of the road.
far far far away from civilization.
with no money.
no jacket.
& with no shoes.
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eligal
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: 40oz]
#5405388 - 03/15/06 07:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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40oz said:
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campinman said: DONT LET THE DRIVER KNOW THERES DROOGS IN THE CAR.
if a passenger smuggled drugs in my car without me knowing, jeopardizing my freedom, and we get through, i would smash his fucking face in, keep his drugs & drop him off on the side of the road.
far far far away from civilization.
with no money.
no jacket.
& with no shoes.
man, i expected better than that from you...
you would actualyl forget to take his underwear...
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: eligal]
#5405392 - 03/15/06 07:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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he would use his underwear to stop the bleeding
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dblaney
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: 40oz]
#5405425 - 03/15/06 07:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: dblaney]
#5405436 - 03/15/06 07:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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