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U.S Border security
#5401459 - 03/14/06 10:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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anyone know how tight the security is for the Canada -> U.S border? Do they have dogs and vehicle searches and what not?
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: ericm119]
#5401465 - 03/14/06 10:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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yes, but only to check for anyone trying to smuggle the movie STRANGE BREW into Canada... Its like the LIFE OF BRIAN for Europe.
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on a side note, congratulations on the worst rating in the shroomery.
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He's talking about smuggling droogs into the US
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thanks man
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: ericm119]
#5401478 - 03/14/06 10:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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well, im goin to burning man, and i want to bring at least two ounces of weed and an ounce of shrooms. If i put dig a hole in a banana then stuff a bag in there then super glue the banana shut?? they wont search a banana
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: ericm119]
#5401488 - 03/14/06 10:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeah, they even x-ray your colon. Just take a picture with the sign that says "Welcome to America, bend over and show me the Goatse"
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stop talking
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: ericm119]
#5401503 - 03/14/06 10:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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you mean typing?
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: ericm119]
#5401505 - 03/14/06 10:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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oh man that reminds me of a crazy ass story..
my buddy's cousin knew this guy that used a banana in a similar fashion to smuggle in some weed.. apparently, the weed became covered in a white mold (due to the dark moist environment of a sealed banana). He ate a gram or so, and was completely blown away by the most intense visuals ever, according to him. I seriously think he found a new way to make L.
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psilocyberin said: yes, but only to check for anyone trying to smuggle the movie STRANGE BREW into Canada
hahahahaha, that movie is fucking great. the dog that rolls up the roof then flies is probably my favorite part of the whole movie.
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: eVil_]
#5401951 - 03/15/06 01:30 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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When I went to Canada, they didn't even look into the car. They asked why I was visiting. Fin.
I hear people are a little more anal when you try to get into the US, though.
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: SleepAid]
#5401963 - 03/15/06 01:36 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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how did they ask you? with dumfounded looks of disbelief and said "Why the fuck are you visiting eh?".
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: SleepAid]
#5401964 - 03/15/06 01:36 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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You're going to fit an entire ounce of mushies and two ounces of weed into a BANANA? Good luck!
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: ericm119]
#5402008 - 03/15/06 01:59 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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ive been across the border many times, and they usually dont search, if they do search they never search your person, not saying its not possible, ive also never seen drug dogs. im sure theyre around though. depends on the border u go through, find one where alot of commuters travel and security will be more lax.
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: ericm119]
#5402014 - 03/15/06 02:03 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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ericm119 said: well, im goin to burning man, and i want to bring at least two ounces of weed and an ounce of shrooms. If i put dig a hole in a banana then stuff a bag in there then super glue the banana shut?? they wont search a banana
are you stupid? a banana is an agricultural/horticultural product. of which you would have to "declare" and since customs agents aren't food inspectors, your 'banana' would be confiscated. (then discovered)
you wanna smuggle drugs successfully?
shove it up your ass.
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: fresh313]
#5402160 - 03/15/06 05:29 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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fresh313 said: ive been across the border many times, and they usually dont search, if they do search they never search your person, not saying its not possible, ive also never seen drug dogs.
I was searched twice going to canada, my person included and was denied entry on one of those times, that search entiled them taking the truck apart, I was also searched coming back over the border both times
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: 40oz]
#5402203 - 03/15/06 06:11 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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40oz said:
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ericm119 said: well, im goin to burning man, and i want to bring at least two ounces of weed and an ounce of shrooms. If i put dig a hole in a banana then stuff a bag in there then super glue the banana shut?? they wont search a banana
are you stupid? a banana is an agricultural/horticultural product. of which you would have to "declare" and since customs agents aren't food inspectors, your 'banana' would be confiscated. (then discovered)
you wanna smuggle drugs successfully?
shove it up your ass.
haha

It's true, if they see you with the banana, they'll take it away and burn it (that's what they do with horticulture products here).
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5402575 - 03/15/06 08:56 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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i got thru with a QP of hash bagged in coffee pinned to my underwear, the hash itself was molded to fit around my dick. i shit you not, i didnt want to get busted, and i didnt. turns out when we pulled up, border guy sz where you going? driver sz im dropping him(me) off at his GFs place, customs guy sz and what are you gonna do driver? videotape them?
go ahead.
happiest day of my stupid youth, id probably still be serving that sentence.
the only time ive seen drug dogs is if you go on a bus, they take everyone off, line up their luggage, and run a dog up and down the line of bags.
if you are going to a fest, bring a grill and half a bag of charcoal, toss yer shit in there.
ive never had my person searched, had cars ripped apart probably a dozen times. im a felon, the USA doesnt want me to visit, but im a dual citizen as well, so they always give me a hard time.
i dont thin kthe banana would work, just double bag the shit, put it in your big gulp in the cupholder and remain calm. the key that ive noticed, DONT LET THE DRIVER KNOW THERES DROOGS IN THE CAR.
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Re: U.S Border security [Re: campinman]
#5402646 - 03/15/06 09:23 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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DONT LET THE DRIVER KNOW THERES DROOGS IN THE CAR.
Might help with anxiety, but that's extremely irresponsible. The driver could end up in prison even if he didn't know there were drugs in the car.
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