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RandalFlagg
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What would you do if you won the lottery and became obscenely wealthy?
#5400449 - 03/14/06 06:41 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'll be honest. I would live a life of complete hedonism and debauchery. My diet would consist of alcohol and cocaine. I would do nothing constructive. I would be dead in about a year or so.
I would get an attack helicopter with missiles on it and I would hunt little rabbits and stuff with it. I would have the biggest TV on earth. I would have hot strippers for bodyguards and they would carry AK-47's. They would also be dressed in bikinis at all times (fur bikinis in the winter). I would dress like a banana-republic dictator (aviator glasses, military uniform, greasy hair, etc..).
Whatever was left over when I died would go to charity.
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Re: What would you do if you won the lottery and became obscenely wealthy? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5400460 - 03/14/06 06:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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And I will be the pool boy that marries Charity after your gone.
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Re: What would you do if you won the lottery and became obscenely wealthy? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5400466 - 03/14/06 06:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Shit, now EVERYONES gonna do it
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Re: What would you do if you won the lottery and became obscenely wealthy? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5400481 - 03/14/06 06:47 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Buy some land in the middle of nowhere, move there, and live the rest of my life in peace.
Or spend it all at once to go into space. That would be the shit.
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Re: What would you do if you won the lottery and became obscenely wealthy? [Re: Tattoo]
#5400484 - 03/14/06 06:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I would buy a ranch and live the good life of fucking redheads and smoking massive amounts of green.
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Re: What would you do if you won the lottery and became obscenely wealthy? [Re: trendal]
#5400496 - 03/14/06 06:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm with trendal.
I'd probably buy some ugly ass property somewhere, get a bunch of music equipment and a generator, and throw parties all the time. The drugs would be free. I'M RICH, BIOTCH!
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Re: What would you do if you won the lottery and became obscenely wealthy? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5400501 - 03/14/06 06:51 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I would get a condo in Dallas, Fort Worth, LA, New York, London and a few other cities. An Island for the shroomery. All financed by a bank that I would purchase.
If it were over 10 million. If it's under that then I'd just put it in a few select private businesses that have yet to go public.
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Re: What would you do if you won the lottery and became obscenely wealthy? [Re: lukeboots]
#5400505 - 03/14/06 06:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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i would buy the vatican... or lichtenstein.
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Re: What would you do if you won the lottery and became obscenely wealthy? [Re: trendal]
#5400508 - 03/14/06 06:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Buy some land in the middle of nowhere, move there, and live the rest of my life in peace.
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Re: What would you do if you won the lottery and became obscenely wealthy? [Re: Cowgold]
#5400511 - 03/14/06 06:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Oh and I'd have to buy a box of blowjobs.
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Re: What would you do if you won the lottery and became obscenely wealthy? [Re: SneezingPenis]
#5400517 - 03/14/06 06:54 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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psilocyberin said: i would buy the vatican... or lichtenstein.
I've been to Lichtenstein before.
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Re: What would you do if you won the lottery and became obscenely wealthy? [Re: Cowgold]
#5400519 - 03/14/06 06:54 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"I'll tell ya what I'd do if I had a million dollars....two chicks at the same time!"
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Re: What would you do if you won the lottery and became obscenely wealthy? [Re: Redstorm]
#5400524 - 03/14/06 06:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Redstorm said:
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Buy some land in the middle of nowhere, move there, and live the rest of my life in peace.
Come on...you can think of something more self-destructive than that.
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Re: What would you do if you won the lottery and became obscenely wealthy? [Re: trendal]
#5400533 - 03/14/06 06:56 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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trendal said: "I'll tell ya what I'd do if I had a million dollars....two chicks at the same time!"
I'd have a huge bed (100 feet by 100 feet) and every night there would be at least 50 gorgeous women sleeping in the bed with me. They would fight over who got to pleasure me for the evening.
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Re: What would you do if you won the lottery and became obscenely wealthy? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5400542 - 03/14/06 06:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Another one for the "buy a piece of land in the middle of nowhere" side.
I'd also purchase a sailboat to sail the seven seas with.
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Re: What would you do if you won the lottery and became obscenely wealthy? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5400547 - 03/14/06 07:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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lots of land to hunt on. lake house toys-boats, 4 wheelers, motocycles every car I wanted. (black trans am,hemi-cuda,camaro,1994-300z,ect ect....) and I'd really do nothing, just live.
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Re: What would you do if you won the lottery and became obscenely wealthy? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5400549 - 03/14/06 07:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Buy a house, have the biggest marijuana garden with state of the art equipment and automated lights, water, etc...
And asides from that, I'd just live care free and piss around. I don't even know if I'd quit my day job. I'd just explore... buy lots of little stupid things, lots of drugs, but stay in totally excellent shape. I'd be a huge, stoned beast with lots of fucking jewelery.
I don't even like jewelery. I have a little gold chain but that's hardly ghetto. I'd be GGGG'd up from the feeeeeet up.
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Re: What would you do if you won the lottery and became obscenely wealthy? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5400554 - 03/14/06 07:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'd buy me an island and build a secret base and train lemurs there for combat.
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Re: What would you do if you won the lottery and became obscenely wealthy? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5400556 - 03/14/06 07:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I would speed everywhere, and when pulled over pay police officers to kiss and rub up against one another while chanting, "Im a pigly wigly wigly"--- and only in homosexual parings
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Re: What would you do if you won the lottery and became obscenely wealthy? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5400558 - 03/14/06 07:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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First I'd pay off all of my debt, and all of my parents debt, the rest of my brother's Harvard tuition, and put plenty of money aside for my sister to go to any school she chose to. If possible, I would give my parents enough money that neither of them ever had to work again.
Then I'd buy a ton of apartment buildings in an area with a strong, stable rental market and no rent controls. I'd invest in oil, pharmaceuticals, and mortgage backed securities. I'd probably do some frivolous shit along the way too, like buy a few really nice rare cars.
Then I'd buy a huge plot of land, maybe in Vermont, somewhere with ne neighbors but still a reasonable drive to the necessities (gas, food, etc). I'd build my dream house, and a separate staff quarters for my maid and cook.
I'd help open/fund a company much like the one in the movie Patch Adams. Try to help provide free medical care to people who need it. I'd probably donate a few million to the starving areas of Africa, and pay the salary for a few physicians to go there for an indefinite period of time and take care of the people who need medical care.
Then I'd get married, have a few kids, put my feet up and collect rent checks on the 1st of every month....and travel to every country in the world.
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