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pshawny
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Dirty Talk
#5398637 - 03/14/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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The girl I've been doing lately is into dirty talk during sex. Nothing to crazy, just the basic "Oh yeah, fuck that pussy", "Your dick feels so good inside me".
I need some good dirty talk. What's some of the craziest shit you've had said to you during sex?
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Re: Dirty Talk [Re: pshawny]
#5398638 - 03/14/06 11:04 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I don't like dirty talk during sex, but during foreplay, my girlfriend likes to hear me tell her what I want to do to her. And by golly, I like telling her.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: Dirty Talk [Re: pshawny]
#5398640 - 03/14/06 11:04 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hey, don't tell mom about this, ok?
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Re: Dirty Talk [Re: Boom]
#5398641 - 03/14/06 11:05 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Re: Dirty Talk [Re: pshawny]
#5398644 - 03/14/06 11:05 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"Hang on, I need to change the channel."
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Re: Dirty Talk [Re: Jfisher]
#5398691 - 03/14/06 11:19 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Everyone has AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS!
But not me, its just herpes
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pshawny
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: I don't like dirty talk during sex, but during foreplay, my girlfriend likes to hear me tell her what I want to do to her. And by golly, I like telling her.
Yeah, she says "tell me how you want it" & "what do you want to do to me". Once she said she'd do anything I wanted, so I stupidly repeated the question back to her just to hear, well almost anything. She knows I want to stick it in her ass, what's so wrong with that. Every now and then I try to sneak a finger in there to peak her interest, but she catches me.
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Re: Dirty Talk [Re: pshawny]
#5398798 - 03/14/06 11:45 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Haha, some girls get really into shit like that, just let it flow naturally. The dirtyness that sits in your mind all day will eventually creep out your mouth and turn her on more than ever
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Re: Dirty Talk [Re: Jadian]
#5398827 - 03/14/06 11:51 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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The only thing that made me think was when she said "fuck me like a slut". Huh, maybe you are a slut. I'll just fuck you harder I guess.
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Re: Dirty Talk [Re: pshawny]
#5398865 - 03/14/06 11:59 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah there you go, you know you start thinking that kind of stuff, you just gotta get used to saying it. Most guys feel bad talking dirty to a girl because it seems like we're not being polite or something, but girls love it
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Re: Dirty Talk [Re: Jadian]
#5398868 - 03/14/06 12:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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When they say that I call up a friend and DP her her with alternating A2M and rocking money shots. We record the whole thing of course and submit it to various porn sites in hopes of our dreams of recognition being realized.
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Re: Dirty Talk [Re: Jadian]
#5398876 - 03/14/06 12:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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realise
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wwonka
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oopsy. /edit realised
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Re: Dirty Talk [Re: wwonka]
#5398901 - 03/14/06 12:09 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Don't edit it to realised just cause he says so...if you want to type it the American way you type it realize. If you want to type it the british way you type it realised. Neither is right nor wrong.
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Re: Dirty Talk [Re: pshawny]
#5398910 - 03/14/06 12:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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pshawny said: The only thing that made me think was when she said "fuck me like a slut". Huh, maybe you are a slut.
Do 'er up the butt :P Treat her like one!
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ps. pics plz
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Re: Dirty Talk [Re: wwonka]
#5398912 - 03/14/06 12:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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wwonka said: Everyone has AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS!
LOL
I really wanna chant this while I'm fucking someday.
"Tell me something dirty.." "YOU HAVE AIDS!"
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I like being called, "daddy".
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Re: Dirty Talk [Re: pshawny]
#5398926 - 03/14/06 12:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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its not like theres some kind of list with shit to say when she wants to hear dirty talk, just say whatever comes to your mind....
her - what do you want to do to me
you - im gonna fuck you in your dirty asshole until it bleeds BITCH, and then im gonna have a cherry chocolate pie in your gigantic fuckhole!!
somethings like that... make her feel like a real slut!
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Re: Dirty Talk [Re: theuser]
#5398928 - 03/14/06 12:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hey daddy
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wwonka
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Re: Dirty Talk [Re: pshawny]
#5398968 - 03/14/06 12:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Cherry Chocolate Pie...mmmmmmmm /drool
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Re: Dirty Talk [Re: wwonka]
#5399177 - 03/14/06 01:26 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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you FUCKING whore,OHHH your so LOOSE, wow your a slut, but it feels good
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Re: Dirty Talk [Re: pshawny]
#5399178 - 03/14/06 01:26 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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pshawny said: What's some of the craziest shit you've had said to you during sex?
1. "Are you getting bored too?"
2. "I think you should go take a quick shower."
3. "I can't keep my erection."
The scary thing is....I'm not making that stuff up. I have really said those things during or right before sex.
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"you think your mom or sister wants to join?" "is it ok if the condom broke?" "where and when do you want me to bust?"
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Re: Dirty Talk [Re: pshawny]
#5399187 - 03/14/06 01:30 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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"KISS MY BREASTS BEFORE THE MOON EATS US!"
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Jadian
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said:
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pshawny said: What's some of the craziest shit you've had said to you during sex?
1. "Are you getting bored too?"
2. "I think you should go take a quick shower."
3. "I can't keep my erection."
The scary thing is....I'm not making that stuff up. I have really said those things during or right before sex.
Wow, I thought those were things that were all said to you. I was with you until number 3, then I went a little until I read the rest of it.
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Re: Dirty Talk [Re: Jadian]
#5399232 - 03/14/06 01:40 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Jadian said: Wow, I thought those were things that were all said to you. I was with you until number 3, then I went a little until I read the rest of it.
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