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OfflineNewbieS
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Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys!
    #5397624 - 03/14/06 02:05 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I can't wait...my g/f is taking me out to a Japanese habachi grill for some surf n turf :-D

Then back to my house for, well...a blowjob  :thumbup:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_and_Blowjob_Day


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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: Newbie]
    #5397630 - 03/14/06 02:08 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Ah fuck, it's today!

Now I gotta call some girls and let them know exactly what day today is. If I don't at least get an angus steak burger from BK, I'm gonna be pissed.


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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: Newbie]
    #5397633 - 03/14/06 02:09 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

great now there will be 2 holidays where geordi cries himself to sleep.


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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: Newbie]
    #5397638 - 03/14/06 02:11 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

There really needs to be an organization formed to make sure everybody gets a steak and blowjob today.

I'll certainly be getting a steak... but the blowjob might be hard to come by :strokebeard:


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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: Konnrade]
    #5397648 - 03/14/06 02:16 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

The great thing is my girlfriend's mom stocks her freezer with $400 worth of meat for the year so there's plenty of steak and we have the night off so there'll be plenty of blowjob.  LOL I love my girlfriend, I'm definitely lucky to have someone as pretty, generous, selfless, and caring as her :laugh:



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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: Newbie]
    #5397684 - 03/14/06 02:30 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

So what you're saying is that I need to get myself a hooker today, right?


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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: Konnrade]
    #5397755 - 03/14/06 03:38 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Konnrade said:
So what you're saying is that I need to get myself a hooker today, right?




:thumbup:


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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: eligal]
    #5397811 - 03/14/06 05:01 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

It's great that you appreciate her newbie.


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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: djfrog]
    #5397849 - 03/14/06 05:22 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

djfrog said:
great now there will be 2 holidays where geordi cries himself to sleep.




no flames!

asshat


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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: goobler]
    #5397872 - 03/14/06 05:38 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Looking forward to it!

Knowing my luck though i'll end up with a Pot Noodle and a wank...


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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: Newbie]
    #5397875 - 03/14/06 05:41 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I'll try and cook up a nice peice of Filet Mignon.

But If anyone wants to trade their blowjob for my steak... I'm quite likely to accept :tongue:


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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: Newbie]
    #5397994 - 03/14/06 07:18 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Steak and Blowjob day isn't officially until March 20th...but I guess there is no need for her to know.  :wink:


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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: Rono]
    #5398155 - 03/14/06 08:33 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Well it originated as March 20th but they're trying to change it because it should be exactly a month after Valentine's days, kind of like a holday for the guys after treatin' their gals last month so both dates fly.


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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: Newbie]
    #5398156 - 03/14/06 08:34 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Scientists are now researching a type of steak that will cook itself AND give you a blowjob, eliminating the need for a female.


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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5398159 - 03/14/06 08:36 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I'd feel guilty eating it!


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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5398185 - 03/14/06 08:47 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5398194 - 03/14/06 08:53 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
Scientists are now researching a type of steak that will cook itself AND give you a blowjob, eliminating the need for a female.




Hopefully it can't talk too...

Best thing about a blowjob....the silence.


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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5398208 - 03/14/06 09:01 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

But a hummer is better than a blowjob... that's not silent. Hence the name hummer (HUM mer)


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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5398313 - 03/14/06 09:36 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
Scientists are now researching a type of steak that will cook itself AND give you a blowjob, eliminating the need for a female.




Would you really want to eat a steak with man gravy though?


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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: Dfekt]
    #5398318 - 03/14/06 09:38 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Don't worry - it spits.


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: Newbie]
    #5398462 - 03/14/06 10:11 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

NewbieShroomie said:
so there'll be plenty of blowjob.






Can I get one too?


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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5399400 - 03/14/06 02:22 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Bump for the n00b who made another steak and BJ post. :wink: Welcome to the Shroomery.


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-Erik Davis


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