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Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys!
#5397624 - 03/14/06 02:05 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I can't wait...my g/f is taking me out to a Japanese habachi grill for some surf n turf :-D
Then back to my house for, well...a blowjob 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_and_Blowjob_Day
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lukeboots
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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: Newbie]
#5397630 - 03/14/06 02:08 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ah fuck, it's today!
Now I gotta call some girls and let them know exactly what day today is. If I don't at least get an angus steak burger from BK, I'm gonna be pissed.
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djfrog
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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: Newbie]
#5397633 - 03/14/06 02:09 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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great now there will be 2 holidays where geordi cries himself to sleep.
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Konnrade
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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: Newbie]
#5397638 - 03/14/06 02:11 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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There really needs to be an organization formed to make sure everybody gets a steak and blowjob today.
I'll certainly be getting a steak... but the blowjob might be hard to come by
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Newbie
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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: Konnrade]
#5397648 - 03/14/06 02:16 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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The great thing is my girlfriend's mom stocks her freezer with $400 worth of meat for the year so there's plenty of steak and we have the night off so there'll be plenty of blowjob. LOL I love my girlfriend, I'm definitely lucky to have someone as pretty, generous, selfless, and caring as her 
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Konnrade
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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: Newbie]
#5397684 - 03/14/06 02:30 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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So what you're saying is that I need to get myself a hooker today, right?
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eligal
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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: Konnrade]
#5397755 - 03/14/06 03:38 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Konnrade said: So what you're saying is that I need to get myself a hooker today, right?
-------------------- \m/ Spanksta \m/ "do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?" "MolokoMilkPlus said: I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job" "tactik said: respect the can."
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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: eligal]
#5397811 - 03/14/06 05:01 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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It's great that you appreciate her newbie.
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goobler
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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: djfrog]
#5397849 - 03/14/06 05:22 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
djfrog said: great now there will be 2 holidays where geordi cries himself to sleep.
no flames!
asshat
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Dfekt
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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: goobler]
#5397872 - 03/14/06 05:38 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Looking forward to it!
Knowing my luck though i'll end up with a Pot Noodle and a wank...
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Konnrade
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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: Newbie]
#5397875 - 03/14/06 05:41 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'll try and cook up a nice peice of Filet Mignon.
But If anyone wants to trade their blowjob for my steak... I'm quite likely to accept
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Rono
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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: Newbie]
#5397994 - 03/14/06 07:18 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Steak and Blowjob day isn't officially until March 20th...but I guess there is no need for her to know.
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Newbie
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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: Rono]
#5398155 - 03/14/06 08:33 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Well it originated as March 20th but they're trying to change it because it should be exactly a month after Valentine's days, kind of like a holday for the guys after treatin' their gals last month so both dates fly.
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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: Newbie]
#5398156 - 03/14/06 08:34 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Scientists are now researching a type of steak that will cook itself AND give you a blowjob, eliminating the need for a female.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Konnrade
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I'd feel guilty eating it!
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buckwheat
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said: Scientists are now researching a type of steak that will cook itself AND give you a blowjob, eliminating the need for a female.
Hopefully it can't talk too...
Best thing about a blowjob....the silence.
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Konnrade
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But a hummer is better than a blowjob... that's not silent. Hence the name hummer (HUM mer)
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Dfekt
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said: Scientists are now researching a type of steak that will cook itself AND give you a blowjob, eliminating the need for a female.
Would you really want to eat a steak with man gravy though?
-------------------- "Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit." ~Oscar Wilde
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: Happy Steak and Blowjob day guys! [Re: Dfekt]
#5398318 - 03/14/06 09:38 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Don't worry - it spits.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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