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Offlinecougercruiser
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Good/bad joke~
    #5397033 - 03/13/06 10:37 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

would it be funny to spike the coffee at my work with some shroom juice and watch the pple trip out in there cubicles?....
i work for a major corparate comp any.....lol
it would be a trip cuz i would probley get about 5 to 6 ppl rollin


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: cougercruiser]
    #5397036 - 03/13/06 10:39 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Bad joke..

See... this post right here is a prime example of the necessary insult category. :wink:


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: cougercruiser]
    #5397037 - 03/13/06 10:39 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Aside from getting fired, going to jail, and scaring the fuck out of unaware people, yeah, it'd be pretty funny.


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: cougercruiser]
    #5397043 - 03/13/06 10:40 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Umm..are you serious? No that is not a good idea, nor is it a funny one. What if one was allergic? What if one had a bad reaction, which I think most would because of the fact that they would start tripping and have no idea why...It must have been that psychedelic coffee! They would have no idea why they are feeling the way they were and would freak out.

Bad Idea, please don't.


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Offlinecougercruiser
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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: SleepAid]
    #5397047 - 03/13/06 10:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

lol how the fuck do you get cought?.....all you gotta do is stick it in the coffe pot once its done....no one's gonna see you in the morning if your alone in the coffee room.


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: cougercruiser]
    #5397056 - 03/13/06 10:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Trust us man, It's a really bad idea.

Things have a way of coming back and biting you in the ass.


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: cougercruiser]
    #5397057 - 03/13/06 10:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Well I'm not sure about you, but I would NOT want someone dosing me without my consent, especially if I was a non-drug user. I'm sure you wouldn't want someone slipping something into your drink.

What if someone spiked the coffee with GHB for a laugh and you decided to have a couple more cups than usual?


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Offlinecougercruiser
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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: AKSE]
    #5397072 - 03/13/06 10:47 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

alright alright but its a funny thought.....shit i know you guys would love to see ur bosses trippin balls! lol! :rofl2:


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: cougercruiser]
    #5397249 - 03/13/06 11:29 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

worst prank ever.


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: Adom]
    #5397252 - 03/13/06 11:30 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I can dig it personally.


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: cougercruiser]
    #5397260 - 03/13/06 11:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Don't be a fucking dick.


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: cougercruiser]
    #5397268 - 03/13/06 11:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

cougercruiser said:
would it be funny to spike the coffee at my work with some shroom juice and watch the pple trip out in there cubicles?....
i work for a major corparate comp any.....lol
it would be a trip cuz i would probley get about 5 to 6 ppl rollin




You are going to get flamed so bad. You don't even realize what you've done to yourself right now.


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: cougercruiser]
    #5397276 - 03/13/06 11:37 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

They'd all realize they were drugged (those that didn't would probably go home sick, possibly wrecking on the way home) and a big investigation would begin into the alleged druggings.

But LOL it'd be soo worth it, theyd all be tripping lol /sarcasm


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: cougercruiser]
    #5397287 - 03/13/06 11:40 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

dumb joke.


I dont give out bad rates often.


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: cougercruiser]
    #5397289 - 03/13/06 11:40 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You're right, good/bad joke...don't do it though, while it would be worth it for a bit, the hilarity wouldn't last long...then you'd be just scared shitless of the consequences...ergo, you, yourself, would have a bad "trip." in the long run.

I just used the word ergo...


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5397291 - 03/13/06 11:41 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I saw that.  Good work, nice choice :thumbup:


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: sui]
    #5397292 - 03/13/06 11:41 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

suimush said:
dumb joke.


I dont give out bad rates often.



You sure do love giving out ratings in general though.


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: cougercruiser]
    #5397300 - 03/13/06 11:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Bad idea. I got 18 months probation and a swack of community service.


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: Adom]
    #5397305 - 03/13/06 11:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Adom said:
worst prank ever.




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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5397319 - 03/13/06 11:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i wouldnt be surprised if the FBI were to get involved
if something liked this happened in a big corperation.

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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: Noetical]
    #5397324 - 03/13/06 11:51 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You did something like that?


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: 40oz]
    #5397328 - 03/13/06 11:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

its not funny at all... what IS funny is all the angry reactions...


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: Redstorm]
    #5397341 - 03/13/06 11:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I was 17 and heavy ketamine abuse had led to a temporary hiatus from schooling. To sustain my expensive lifestyle I worked at a catering company that would serve hot lunch programs to local elementary schools. On the whim of a financialy backed dare one thing led to another and well ...


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: Noetical]
    #5397349 - 03/13/06 11:58 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:lol:

Well, that's interesting.


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: Redstorm]
    #5397369 - 03/14/06 12:04 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I felt inclined to hone my fibbery skills this eve


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: Noetical]
    #5397371 - 03/14/06 12:04 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You bastard.


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: Redstorm]
    #5397410 - 03/14/06 12:17 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I would have spelled it "bastid"

It's cool to speak in a fake cockney accent.


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: cougercruiser]
    #5397810 - 03/14/06 04:58 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

That would be about as funny as macing your collegues as a joke.

Mushrooms and LSD become *horrible* drugs if slipped to someone without consaent or knowledge. They might literally jump out of a window or develop a psychiatric disorder.


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: cougercruiser]
    #5397880 - 03/14/06 05:45 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I'm sure YOU like the drug.. but drugging is drugging. It's an awful thing to do to someone.


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: Brugman]
    #5397881 - 03/14/06 05:47 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Brugman said:
I'm sure YOU like the drug.. but drugging is drugging. It's an awful thing to do to someone.




"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

:lol:

To change gears a bit, I once thought of the humorous aspect that would be involved in filling paintballs with liquid LSD. But I'd never actually DO it, that's horrid.

*click* THWAP! "ouch! son of a..."
(later on)
FUCK! What the hell is going on! Oh GOD NO!
(their suicide makes the headlines)


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: Konnrade]
    #5397969 - 03/14/06 07:03 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Anyone who thinks spiking people with psychedelics is funny should watch "Dead Man's Shoes"... i guarantee you wont be laughing by the end of it.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN...6854025-5058252


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Re: Good/bad joke~ [Re: danlennon3]
    #5397999 - 03/14/06 07:20 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

danlennon3 said:
its not funny at all... what IS funny is all the angry reactions...




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