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KingOftheThing
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why is it ?
#5396816 - 03/13/06 09:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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that every guy claims to be a master at getting chicks off. a master of oral pleasure. just a sexual god. however huge amounts of women say guys are clueless and cant do the job. the numbers dont match up. personally i think almost all chicks are different and you have to learn.....chicks to contribute to making all these guys feel like casanovas though, how many chicks fake on a regular basis?? a whole lot i assume
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notapillow
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iv never gotten my girl off mith my oral skills although she does enjoy them she seems too enjoy my cock the most...to put it bluntly
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Jadian
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Awww come on don't get yourself down, you don't know for SURE she's faking it.
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KingOftheThing
the cool fool


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Re: why is it ? [Re: Jadian]
#5396841 - 03/13/06 09:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Jadian said: Awww come on don't get yourself down, you don't know for SURE she's faking it.
ha im not even getting ass right now. i was just sitting at work today listening to all these guys brag about how great they are. i would guarantee if u had their chicks alone u would get a different story from a bunch of em
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Liz
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I've never faked an orgasm. I don't know why any chick would do that to herself. It's like implying to the guy that you're actually enjoying whatever it is that he happens to be doing at the time, when in fact you're really not....so he's going to do it in the future, and think he's doing the right thing. Girls should flat out tell a guy the first few times they sleep together what she likes and what she doesn't as he's doing it. Without proper communication during sex, few guys can just naturally get a girl off EVERY time, since every girl is different as to what they like.
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For me, getting the chick off is the whole point of sex. If I fail to do that, then I feel like it was a waste, and that I might as well have just masturbated.
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KingOftheThing
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yeah but u have to have sex first...for that to be the whole point...im just sayin
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Re: why is it ? [Re: Liz]
#5396869 - 03/13/06 09:58 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Liz said: I've never faked an orgasm. I don't know why any chick would do that to herself. It's like implying to the guy that you're actually enjoying whatever it is that he happens to be doing at the time, when in fact you're really not....so he's going to do it in the future, and think he's doing the right thing. Girls should flat out tell a guy the first few times they sleep together what she likes and what she doesn't as he's doing it. Without proper communication during sex, few guys can just naturally get a girl off EVERY time, since every girl is different as to what they like.
Exactly. Just have your girl tell you what she likes, and go from there. Works like a charm, not all guys are just blowing smoke.
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irascible_raunch
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It takes just as much energy to fake an orgasm as it does to make yourself orgasm (I guess, honestly, I don't know: I've never faked one before). If he's not doing the job well, I'll help myself along, and not call him back for seconds.
In my humble opinion, masturbation >>> sex > oral sex.
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lukeboots
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I'm with paradigm on this one. I haven't actually been the initiator of sex for the last few times.
I don't claim to be all that hot in the sack, though it's nice when a girl lets you know you did a damn fine job. 
I feel like I'm asexual or something. I could be having sex right now but I'd rather sit here and eat chips and dip, then play guitar and pass out.
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Re: why is it ? [Re: lukeboots]
#5397445 - 03/14/06 12:32 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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i never claim to be a sex god, but what i DO claim is that they always come back for more.
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Re: why is it ? [Re: Jadian]
#5397455 - 03/14/06 12:37 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Exactly. Just have your girl tell you what she likes, and go from there.
Some girls have it in their head that if you don't GUESS what she likes, then it won't be as special. If she has to tell you what to do, then you're not paying attention. 
The last girl I slept with asked me if I was for real, this was after 3 orgasms in a 10 minute span. 20 minutes later I had to stop doing my thang because she had two orgasms in a row and couldn't catch her breath and thought she was having a heart attack. It was awesome and pathetic at the same time.
And the funny thing is, I wasn't even do anything cool either, I just stuck a pillow underneath her ass and went to town. After she caught her breath ( ) she said I was stimulating her G-spot which only she could do, apparently. I didn't even get off that night, so what-the-fuck-ever. 
The next night was cool though. 
PS That wasn't meant to be a bragging reply either. I just wasn't doing anything special, so maybe it has to do with compatibility and positions....whatever... I have no idea what I'm talking about....
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gdman
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I know some girls who really like getting fucked on their sides, like spooning position, that's a goodie, I know a few girls who really like to ride, and I know some (too many ) who just like to lay there. Different people like different things, you gotta be a little adventurous and try new stuff.
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Re: why is it ? [Re: gdman]
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HELLA_TIGHT
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irascible_raunch said: It takes just as much energy to fake an orgasm as it does to make yourself orgasm (I guess, honestly, I don't know: I've never faked one before). If he's not doing the job well, I'll help myself along, and not call him back for seconds.
In my humble opinion, masturbation >>> sex > oral sex.
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Re: why is it ? [Re: TheCow]
#5397505 - 03/14/06 01:05 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Give it to me baby , uh huh , uh huh, All the girlies say im pretty Fly for a White guy.
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mrsautoman
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For me, getting the chick off is the whole point of sex. If I fail to do that, then I feel like it was a waste, and that I might as well have just masturbated.
That's crazy talk. I can have an orgasm in half a second with a vibrator. So why do I even bother getting it on? Because sex is FUN! The best part about having sex is HAVING SEX. Learn to live in the moment.
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eligal
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Re: why is it ? [Re: Ferris]
#5397767 - 03/14/06 03:51 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ferris said: Oh god your'e right!! I'm a failure of a man
im here with ya! lol... (its not really funny is it...) damn, i havent been with a girl in so long. and once i finally do, im gonna goof it up so bad... i already see it comin. im actually starting to fear sex cause of how bad i know im gonna mess up...
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