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sherm
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Re: My job sucks [Re: wilshire]
#7437909 - 09/21/07 06:58 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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They will re-hire though, no sooner than 6 months
dream job. you save up enough money to last you for 6 months. and then you can smoke all the dobies you want. and THEN they give you a six month vacation!!!!
ok, maybe not, sounds good though.
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Ellis Dee
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Re: My job sucks [Re: tak]
#7438667 - 09/21/07 10:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Do they actually watch you piss? If not then you can add salt to the sample to destroy it from testing positive for anything. You don't have to keep pee taped to your leg, just a packet or 2 of fast food salt in your pocket.
If they do watch you pee and you test positive then you can say you don't smoke, but were at a party where people were smoking. If it works or not is up to the employer. Also, does your company automatically fire or can you ask to go to counseling for "toxic addictions" in lieu of getting fired?
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Re: My job sucks [Re: Ellis Dee]
#7438830 - 09/21/07 11:25 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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tak
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Re: My job sucks [Re: AJ4U]
#7445444 - 09/23/07 07:51 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i dont work there anymore.
and what i said about them being cool was a lie lol they are all assholes.
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Re: My job sucks [Re: tak]
#7449968 - 09/24/07 11:32 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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WTF
You need to elaborate after all of that.
Were you delusional and believed typical corporate "blow smoke up your ass" rhetoric as the truth?
Or, did your boss shiv your best friend in the back alley?
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fastfred
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Alreadyused had some good advice. Beating a pee test is easy. If they want to watch you or even be in the same bathroom then tell them that you have "shy bladder syndrome". They can't fire you for having it and those who have it can't piss with anyone watching or sometimes even listening.
There's many ways to beat a pee test. Dilution works great, even on the spot. They can't fire you for diluted or inconclusive samples.
People need to quit sweating the pee tests and just cheat on them. It's easy.
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Re: My job sucks [Re: wilshire]
#7557835 - 10/25/07 02:15 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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i work in a hookah bar... i am pritty sure i am the only one who could pass a drug test. lmao
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I had a great job, for a time. Everybody except one person on our shift was a smoker. It wasn't uncommon for us to be passing a bowl around outside during break, and we never had a problem getting our jobs done. Smoking at work isn't a big deal if you just keep it moderation and be sure to keep some Visine handy. As somebody else said, it's the person who takes five bong rips and walks in the door unable to speak without stuttering that makes marijuana and work a taboo combination to many employers.
I do agree with Seuss, though. While it's important to make sure employees are performing their best and making their investments worthwhile, I believe tests should only be conducted not just if somebody is suspected to be under the influence, but if their overall performance starts to significantly decline as a result of possible heavy drug use at home. Random tests are bunk though, in my opinion.
Also, yeah. What the hell happened? Why'd you quit/get fired, OP?
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Re: My job sucks [Re: Gill]
#7583611 - 11/01/07 11:07 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I work at an airport, and the only time you get drug tested is if you get into some kind of accident out on the ramp.
Its kind of a nice gig.
Makes me a better driver, for sure.
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Re: My job sucks [Re: wilshire]
#7606398 - 11/07/07 11:00 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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god i would hate to have this type of situation going on in the work place.
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Mastamike1118



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i hate my job.... damnit...
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