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Offlinemikeownow
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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5392250 - 03/12/06 03:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

everyone here who has sex with more than 3 people is a shitbag.


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: mikeownow]
    #5392257 - 03/12/06 03:15 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

mikeownow said:
everyone here who has sex with more than 3 people is a shitbag.




I think danlennon3 and I are probably the only males in this forum who can claim such an honor.  :smirk:


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5392270 - 03/12/06 03:22 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Read between the lines to see what Dan Lennon is saying. To me it sounds like this:

"I am such a hot, hunk of man that even women that are attached find me irresistable! Women sweat me like I was Johnny Depp and want me so bad, what am I to do?

Isn't it so hard to be so handsome and talented in bed that chicks find me SOOOOO hot and want me constantly? It's lonely being so beautiful".


:sigh:


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OfflineGert
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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5392276 - 03/12/06 03:24 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

If that person knows the other is in a relationship, how can they not be in the wrong? I think I see the point your trying to make, because it should have been up to my boyfriend, or whoever to say no... but at the end of the day that person knows they are going to be hurting someone else, and are putting themselves first. I may be bitter because of what happened to me, but in my opinion they're just being selfish.


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: browndustin]
    #5392289 - 03/12/06 03:30 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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browndustin said:

You're a lousy friend, dude. If I were you, I wouldn't have even posted this. I never want to have a "friend" like you.




and hopefully you will never have a so called friend like this!~

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I'd never associate myself with someone like this.

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I had a friend that was dating this gal since they were 14...
many years went by and we all hung out together.
They had a kid together when they were 19.
One night my buddy went to bed...and I stayed and played backgammon with his girlfriend...she was about 20 at the time.
We ran out of beer...so we went to the store to get some more.
I was about 24 then if I remember right.
After getting some beer she wanted to go for a drive in my car.
We ended up parking and talking.
I turned away to pack a bowl..then looked over and she was trying to plant a kiss on me.
I was like..."whoaaaa there girly your my best friends girl this aint happenin."
She was like..."I have always wanted you to fuck me."
I'm like...."You might as well be one of the guys to me."
She was like..."Your gonna turn down sex with me?"
I'm like..."Yeah I am not interested in fucking up my friendship with Kevin."

Then I drove her home...dropped her off.
Went to another friends house where there was several friends and a few other people to get some good advice from.
Some told me to tell my friend...some said to not tell him.

The next day I told my friend and he was pretty fricken upset...to say the least.
He confronted her about it and she lied...she said that nothing happened and that I was lying.
He believed her!~

I had no contact with him for 4 years.
He ended up marrying her!~
I wasn't invited to the Wedding...which hurt my feelings.
They had another child...found out from mutual friends.

When the 2nd child was about 3 years old...
I get this phone call from him.
His wife had been going out and drinking with her friends...for awhile.
And he confronted her about having a drinking problem.
She got pissed off and said she was taking the kids and leaving...she was drunk at the time.
He said..."Your not taking my kids with you while your DRUNK and driving."
She said..."You keep your son...I'll take mine."
He said..."What the fuck are you talking about."
She explains..."The oldest boy is yours...the youngest is not yours."

She had been cheating on him for years...
The youngest boy that he had been raising for years...wasn't his!~

So he called me...
and wanted to say he was sorry for not believing me years ago.
and that I was a good friend...and that he missed our friendship.
So we rekindled our friendship.

We have been very close friends ever since. :smile:

A true friend would never cheat with another friends girlfriend or wife.

I call so called friends that do...acquaintances.

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acquaintance :

n.

1.
a. Knowledge of a person acquired by a relationship less intimate than friendship.
b. A relationship based on such knowledge: struck up an acquaintance with our new neighbor.

2. A person whom one knows.

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I have had alot of acquaintances in my life...

I have a few close personal friends...and I cherish them. :smile:



tc


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You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!


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OfflineRedstorm
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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: Roadkill]
    #5392305 - 03/12/06 03:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:thumbup:

I couldn't have said it any better myselk, RK.


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: Roadkill]
    #5392414 - 03/12/06 04:15 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:thumbup: 



:sun:


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: Slooch]
    #5392487 - 03/12/06 04:37 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

"Tonight's episode of bullshit begins with a true story about love, marriage, and family. Here in the land of New Jersey lives a very fit and lovely physiotherapist (Ann). She lives in this New Jersey home with her delightfull husband. He is a bankruptcy lawyer, these two high school sweethearts have two fabulous children. They are the "perfect family" but there also more than that. After a good deal of discussion regarding what was truly important in marriage. The physiotherapist began sleeping with Julio. The bankruptcy lawyer wasn't outraged no guns or crimes of passion for him, and he began sleeping with Amy. Not his revenge, nothing bad no secrets, no lies, no kidding."

"Like many things in America marriage and family are chaining."

"marriage a declaration of love, honor and commitment. Sacioned by whatever god, your friends, and vote hungry politions."

"We stand for institutions like marriage and family which are the foundations of our society" (President Bush)

Its Drilled into your head that Monogamy and marriage is important!

"Why do we assume that we only have a certain kind of love for one person and that if you love someone else or if your sexual with them that there's something dangerous or wrong about that"

"John and Ann what a rap sheet married for 24 years, raised two cool kids, have good jobs, nice home, minivan, pay taxes, and there evil polyamorous bastards. Clearly a threat to society. Probably dog rapers too. Julio and Amy are the sleazy duo that infiltrated this happily married couple, and they don't just FUCK they steal croutons too."

*polyamorous(Definition:pertaining to participation in multiple and simultaneous loving or sexual relationships)

"(Julio)In the beginning it was very difficult for me because, I was raised a Catholic, the whole structure and traditional thought was weighing on me that I was an evil person for thinking these thoughts, not even acting on them just thinking them. (Amy) When I found out that John was married I thought "what a cool way to live, they don't have any artificial limits on who they can get close to"

(Penn) OK there not drooling sex perverts, so lets ask John why share your wife with another man"

WHICH BRINGS US TO THE POINT OF THIS TOPIC!

(John)"I think there is a risk in monogamy of becoming over demanding of ones partner. It is very very difficult to satisfy all the needs of another person all the time"

"We don't know jack shit about people, but other primates sure aren't built for monogamy. Watch some chimps next time your on safari, or hangout at the zoo for a few days straight. Before they throw you out for some weird obsessive monkey fascination you will notice a simple fact they ALL FUCK EACH OTHER, its mother nature, they wont tell you that on the zoo tour but its true and heres the thing nobody seems to care"

Animals other than chimps do it to ensure the sauces of the growth of there offspring not EMOTIONAL reasons.


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: Slooch]
    #5392506 - 03/12/06 04:42 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Slooch said:
Here in the land of New Jersey




Shit...that says it all right there.


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Offlinedanlennon3
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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: KaptKid]
    #5392519 - 03/12/06 04:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

some of you are thinking of me completely the opposite of who I really am.. I am not one of those guys who thinks he's the shit.... the guy who goes out with the biggest ego thinking "hmm what pussy do I want tonight".. Im the quiet nice guy who doesnt talk unless talked to.. My friend has been back from overseas for over a year now by the way. In my entire life, i have never purposely done anything to hurt other people. im the person whos always there for people, and never expects anything in return... So think whatever you want to about me.


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InvisibleNoetical
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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: danlennon3]
    #5392527 - 03/12/06 04:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You fucked your best friends girl how do you want to be thought of?


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: danlennon3]
    #5392541 - 03/12/06 04:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

danlennon3 said:
It's not my fault I accidentally fell and slipped into my best friend's girlfriend's vagina. I'm a nice guy! I swear!




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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: Noetical]
    #5392544 - 03/12/06 04:54 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I never asked anyone what they thought about it.. personally i dont care. I posted "have you ever" not "what do you think about me?"


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InvisibleNoetical
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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: danlennon3]
    #5392553 - 03/12/06 04:56 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

some of you are thinking of me completely the opposite of who I really am


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: danlennon3]
    #5392560 - 03/12/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

"your such an asshole, you fucked up once over a year ago and you should go to hell for it!"


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: Slooch]
    #5392562 - 03/12/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

"We can prove through remarkably bad math that there are 100 times more non-traditional relationships than there are traditional"

"Heres how"

"In order to get Bryan Brown or Micheal Medvid or even that asshole Richard Cowin on this show we needed one signed release each. Nothing to it there all selling something.(People in the show who prove the point of traditional and non-traditional marriage)"

**** "To get a couple who doesn't have a book deal or any shit to sell thats a little harder thats still only two releases, but who knows of the circumstances are they may be private, or feel that there relationship is no-one else's business."
********* " But to get a threesome? Not only do all three have to agree but they have to be SO OPEN AND HONEST that EVERYONE in there life has to know about the very personal matter of there relationship."
*******************"To find a foursome who will all agree to sign releases, who all have no secrets from anyone, and more amazingly all like our show. Must mean that there are THOUSANDS of foursomes who would have some reason for one of them to say NO.

"The number of possible compactions or objections which could come from any single one of them is STAGGERING. AND THEN IMAGINE that there son has to sign a release too, and we just happen to have found them. Teller and I cant even agree on where to go to lunch, SO half of the country must be into group sex."


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InvisibleNoetical
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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: danlennon3]
    #5392572 - 03/12/06 05:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Nah its not because you fucked up, its who you did it it to and how you were trying to justify it.


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: Noetical]
    #5392606 - 03/12/06 05:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

The Noetic Hogan Nip said:

Nah its not because you fucked up, its who you did it it to and how you were trying to justify it.




well said!~

learn to contain your one eyed trouser trout from dippin into your so called friends spoken for putang.

:smirk:


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Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!


Brainiac said:
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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: Noetical]
    #5392630 - 03/12/06 05:15 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

For me its more of who you did it too. The guys I know I have known for 20 years. They are not my friends, they are my brothers. If one of their wives hit on me I would joke it off. If she hit harder I would say "no thanks". No Matter how hot she is. Comandment #1. of the guy code clearly states that if you fuck your best friends girl you go to hell. Sorry man thats how it is.


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Re: Have you ever..... [Re: danlennon3]
    #5392633 - 03/12/06 05:17 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

It happened to a friend of mine once, and it was his friend, and another guy, who did it with his girlfriend. When he found out he went insane, literally. He tried to murder the friend, and he only got out because I told him what was about to happen and got him out of his house in time. He started shit-kicking the other guy, but he managed to escape and run all the way to the police.

I had the opportunity to do the same thing with a friend's gf, while my friend was away in the army for several months. It was easy to say no because the value of such a situation is none, as is the satisfaction from such an event. I understand your life must be completely dull and without meaning if doing such a thing gets even a consideration in your mind.

People who don't know what love is are living a crappy life. It's there, you just don't have it. Too bad you've convinced yourself that things are as plain as "we're animals." You don't even know what's in an animal's mind, so you can't compare it to what's in our minds. Why don't you get rid of all your possessions and clothes and graze a lawn or piss on fire hydrants if you're just an animal?

:thumbdown: :thumbdown: you failed being a friend, and being a decent person


Edited by Disco Cat (03/12/06 05:24 PM)


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