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 March 20th- Steak and Blowjob Day.. inquire within 
#5391075 - 03/12/06 04:07 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Celebrate March 20th - Steak And Blowjob Day.
Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it.
Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 20th. Its like a perpetual love machine!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJs.
credit for this goes to a close friend of mine.. license to chill.. but i just had to post it
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Re: March 20th- Steak and Blowjob Day.. inquire within [Re: Banez]
#5391082 - 03/12/06 04:12 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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I got to get array to read this 
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Re: March 20th- Steak and Blowjob Day.. inquire within [Re: eris]
#5391084 - 03/12/06 04:14 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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o god.. dont get me killed.. please lol
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Re: March 20th- Steak and Blowjob Day.. inquire within [Re: Banez]
#5391090 - 03/12/06 04:17 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Shes coming to the gathering too, don't worry I got your back 
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Re: March 20th- Steak and Blowjob Day.. inquire within [Re: Banez]
#5391113 - 03/12/06 04:58 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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if i blow my own tube steak do i still qualify as a participant?
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Re: March 20th- Steak and Blowjob Day.. inquire within [Re: Banez]
#5391119 - 03/12/06 05:05 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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If I had my choice, it'd be "steak please. cigarettes please. 6-pack please. more pillows please. leave please." and I could just sleep all by my lonesome.
the bj would most definitely lead to other things, things i have no energy for.
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Re: March 20th- Steak and Blowjob Day.. inquire within [Re: lukeboots]
#5391418 - 03/12/06 09:47 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: March 20th- Steak and Blowjob Day.. inquire within [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5391426 - 03/12/06 09:50 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 20th. Its like a perpetual love machine!
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Re: March 20th- Steak and Blowjob Day.. inquire within [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5391433 - 03/12/06 09:52 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_and_Blowjob_Day
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The original message named March 20th as the actual day, but subsequent repostings of the message list the 14th as the official day.
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Re: March 20th- Steak and Blowjob Day.. inquire within [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5391438 - 03/12/06 09:54 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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interesting.. like i said.. i didnt have the original idea.. i stole it from another member.. thats wierd.. i wonder if license knew that someone else coined the day for march 14th>?
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Re: March 20th- Steak and Blowjob Day.. inquire within [Re: Banez]
#5391443 - 03/12/06 09:56 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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it was originaly a radio gag but has taken off like wild fire thanks to the
internet, I believe the real intent behind the 3/14 and 3/20 dates are to
generate a whole week of steaks and blowjobs
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Re: March 20th- Steak and Blowjob Day.. inquire within [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5391447 - 03/12/06 09:57 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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lol thats actually a much better idea.
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Re: March 20th- Steak and Blowjob Day.. inquire within [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5391543 - 03/12/06 10:39 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
it was originaly a radio gag but has taken off like wild fire thanks to the
internet, I believe the real intent behind the 3/14 and 3/20 dates are to
generate a whole week of steaks and blowjobs
Well according to Wikipedia, he changed it to the 14th because it's one month after Valentines day.
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Steak and Blowjob Day is a humorous parody holiday created by radio disc jockey Tom Birdsey in 2002, as a male version of Valentine's day. The day is supposed to be celebrated by women giving "their man" a high quality steak and performing oral sex on him. The day is marked as happening on March 14, a month after Valentine's day. The holiday was created with some promotional intent by the radio station 103.7 FNX in Providence, Rhode Island.
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Re: March 20th- Steak and Blowjob Day.. inquire within [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5391554 - 03/12/06 10:44 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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birthdays of presidents and other public figures have been moved to mondays,
does it change the fact that lincoln was born on Feb 12 and washington on feb 22?
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Re: March 20th- Steak and Blowjob Day.. inquire within [Re: Banez]
#5391664 - 03/12/06 11:40 AM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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For me, every day is steak and blowjob day.
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Re: March 20th- Steak and Blowjob Day.. inquire within [Re: Banez]
#5392011 - 03/12/06 01:46 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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Shouldn't it be called "Fillet & Fellatio Day"? 
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Re: March 20th- Steak and Blowjob Day.. inquire within [Re: Banez]
#5392018 - 03/12/06 01:47 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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if only I had someone to celebrate this day with... sigh...
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Re: March 20th- Steak and Blowjob Day.. inquire within [Re: kit_kat]
#5392039 - 03/12/06 02:01 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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kit_kat said:
if only I had someone to celebrate this day with... sigh...
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Re: March 20th- Steak and Blowjob Day.. inquire within [Re: TM]
#5392057 - 03/12/06 02:11 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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You should have bought me fowers and chocolates on valentines day!
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Re: March 20th- Steak and Blowjob Day.. inquire within [Re: lukeboots]
#5392060 - 03/12/06 02:11 PM (18 years, 1 month ago) |
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jonnywax said:
If I had my choice, it'd be "steak please. cigarettes please. 6-pack please. more pillows please. leave please." and I could just sleep all by my lonesome.
the bj would most definitely lead to other things, things i have no energy for.
No offense or anything, but are you serious?
I honestly don't know what I would do the day I decided I no longer had the energy for sex, but it would be a VERY dark day in my life.
I hope your lack of energy is a HIGHLY temporary phenomenon (perhaps you are an accountant, that would make sense with April coming up and whatnot). That said, if you no longer have the energy for sex, please, please, make some lifestyle changes...
Edit:
PS - Has anyone come up with a good idea as to how to introduce this to their girlfriend yet? I most definitely put in the effort on Valentine's day, but I still think this suggested holiday needs to be introduced delicately...
Edited by Economist (03/12/06 02:14 PM)
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