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Invisiblemjshroomer
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A Joke
    #5390338 - 03/11/06 08:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I was driving cross country with one of my friends a few years back and we were driving past a small farm where I use to get a lot of shrooms (lib caps). And just outside of town my friend suddenly pointed out the window at a small hill with a shack on it.

He looked over towards me and said, "Hey John! Thats where I made love for the first time and lost my virginity."

So I decided to inquire about his new found confession amd ask him how it was.

"Well," he replied with a grin, "It was great until her mom walked in on us."

So I ask him, "What did she say."

To which he replied, "baaaa..., baaaa..., baaaa."

mj


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Re: A Joke [Re: mjshroomer]
    #5390339 - 03/11/06 08:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:rimshot:


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Re: A Joke [Re: mjshroomer]
    #5390342 - 03/11/06 08:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Why would she say that???!

She must have been sew surprised LOL.


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Re: A Joke [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5390471 - 03/11/06 09:39 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

HEy! Is that Sandpaper on the edge of the door where that girl is vibrating her snatch up and down. I can see how that woudl get her off. My ex loved to do that with her panties.

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Re: A Joke [Re: mjshroomer]
    #5390537 - 03/11/06 10:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:reaper:


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Re: A Joke [Re: fresh313]
    #5695909 - 05/31/06 05:56 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Dude... Goat Fucking, Not cool! :mushroom2: :mushroom2:


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Re: A Joke [Re: mjshroomer]
    #5695939 - 05/31/06 06:06 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Another Joke:

So my friend goes to the Dr., Dr. says "he is going to need a sperm sample, a pee sample an a shit sample."

Friend says" Doc I'm in a hurry. I can I just leave my underwear."

i know "sick"


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