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InvisibleBanez
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anyone heard of AZO?
    #5388328 - 03/11/06 06:00 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

it was rumored that these "AZO" pills where a quick and easy way to detox your system, ill soon find out since i have 2 drug tests on monday for 2 jobs.. you can get them just about anywhere for about 8$

pretty much they are urinary tract pills which make ur urine like an orange-red color, maybe from iodine.. im just praying they work or im fucked

anyone heard of or know about these pills?


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Re: anyone heard of AZO? [Re: Banez]
    #5388372 - 03/11/06 06:24 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

better start now.but this is the true trick put a knife in bleach then take the knife out and stick in in a gallon of water.shake it all around.add some koolaid and sugar.drink all in a day.the do the same thing sunday and you will be clean.


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Re: anyone heard of AZO? [Re: plataloco]
    #5388384 - 03/11/06 06:38 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

are you seriously suggestion that?

You are an idiot.


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Re: anyone heard of AZO? [Re: Jim]
    #5388387 - 03/11/06 06:39 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

yeah im def not putting bleach into my body


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Re: anyone heard of AZO? [Re: plataloco]
    #5388398 - 03/11/06 07:01 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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plataloco said:
better start now.but this is the true trick put a knife in bleach then take the knife out and stick in in a gallon of water.shake it all around.add some koolaid and sugar.drink all in a day.the do the same thing sunday and you will be clean.




Yeah... you see, that's stupid. From every standpoint possible, that's stupid. 1- You're drinking bleach you idiot. 2- It won't clean your system out any more than drinking tap water would (it just dilutes your urine)

If I catch you spreading dumb rumors like that around again... I'll be tempted to stab you with your bleach knife.

Now... onto the topic. There IS NOT any sort of thing that can detox your system. It's all lies and marketing, which happens to work because people are very, very stupid. The only way to be clean is to take the time to become clean, or to drink massive quantities of water to dilute your urine so much it doesn't matter anymore. Please note that in the latter instance, the excessive dilution of your urine may be seen as suspicious, which could make them demand that you take a retest without all the shady urine dilution


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Re: anyone heard of AZO? [Re: Konnrade]
    #5388399 - 03/11/06 07:03 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:rofl:


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Re: anyone heard of AZO? [Re: Banez]
    #5388406 - 03/11/06 07:20 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I've taken a bunch of tests for workman's [edit] in the last year and this is what worked for me... I smoke right up to the night before.

Dump one box of Sure-gel into a gatorade, quickly drink two liters of room-temperature water, then drink your gatorade/gel mix and take a B-vitamin. Make sure you pee a half dozen times, eat very hearty meals and don't exercise a few days before your test, also be sure to only give them midstream.


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Re: anyone heard of AZO? [Re: schmutzen]
    #5388408 - 03/11/06 07:22 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

oo yeah i didnt even think about that.. would it be more concentrated at first or something.. the piss im talkin about


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Re: anyone heard of AZO? [Re: Banez]
    #5388413 - 03/11/06 07:30 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

The beginning and end are supposed to be the most concentrated. The tek has worked more than once for me and I'm a heavy smoker.  When I say 'eat hearty' I mean like China Buffet.  If you have any more questions, send me a PM or I'll probly be back in a few hours.  GL :syringe:


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Re: anyone heard of AZO? [Re: Banez]
    #5388415 - 03/11/06 07:31 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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OHSBrave06 said:
it was rumored that these "AZO" pills where a quick and easy way to detox your system, ill soon find out since i have 2 drug tests on monday for 2 jobs.. you can get them just about anywhere for about 8$

pretty much they are urinary tract pills which make ur urine like an orange-red color, maybe from iodine.. im just praying they work or im fucked

anyone heard of or know about these pills?



Yeah, I have used them before. They basically strip all of he stuff that is stuck to the lining of your bladder and urinary tract. You have to drink alot of water to clear it all out and you must give yourself time to flush all of it out, or you will piss mega dirty. It seemed to work for me, but it could have been from all of the water.:shrug:


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Re: anyone heard of AZO? [Re: blissedout]
    #5388489 - 03/11/06 08:13 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

yeah.. i started on thursday, i stopped taking them today.. and im just drinking lots of water until monday.. hopefully ill be good


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