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Invisiblepoke smot!
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So there was this new guy at work
    #5382580 - 03/09/06 06:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Yes, was... an FNG, fuckin' new guy.

He called out monday, which was supposed to be his first day.

Tuesday he stayed. My boss even took him out to lunch.

Yesterday, he was in training. He took a lunch break at noon and, well, I must have scared him off with my freakish antics, because he never came back.

We tried calling him, and he didn't return our calls.

He didn't show up today. He didn't call or anything. So, back to the interview process...

Am I just one sick demented motherfucker? I swear, it must have been the combination of people I work with that scared him off. Maybe his own psyche had a little part in it. Maybe he smokes crack. I suppose we'll never know.


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Re: So there was this new guy at work [Re: poke smot!]
    #5382585 - 03/09/06 06:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Did you kill him ?


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Re: So there was this new guy at work [Re: TYL3R]
    #5383204 - 03/09/06 09:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

he must have.

:P

That's a good story smot.


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