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The Best 30th Birthday Present
    #5380276 - 03/09/06 05:12 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Just before I woke up this morning I had a hysterical dream. I was in the forecourt of a medieval castle where a fete was going on. There was a display occuring. They brought out this well groomed, poncy looking rooster and set it running on this long plank. It ran to the end and bounced a little before plopping onto the floor DEAD! This cockerel was very popular with the locals it seemed as if everyone around me was really upset.

Then, and this still has me chuckling, an absurd, man sized, golden, fluffy rooster was brought out, waddling around. Everyone treated it with derision until it sped along the board, bounced and rocketed into the sky. Everyone gasped, until its arc changed. It fell down sideways, landed on the roof of a barn, bounced off the roof of another building and hit the ground. The crowd gathered around, worried that this stpuid, looking bird had also died. But it got up, shook itself and waddled around a bit.

I woke up laughing and then remembered it was my thirtieth birthday.

Best birthday present I've every had - thank you my subconscious!


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Re: The Best 30th Birthday Present [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #5380277 - 03/09/06 05:15 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

happy birthday!!

that sounds like a wicked dream, man. bwahahaha, i would have woken up like WTF?! and then laughed my ass off.


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Re: The Best 30th Birthday Present [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #5380279 - 03/09/06 05:20 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Happy Birthday.


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Re: The Best 30th Birthday Present [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #5380323 - 03/09/06 06:29 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

My psycho-analysis tells me you might be concerned with the potential avian flu outbreak. :wink:


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Re: The Best 30th Birthday Present [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #5380384 - 03/09/06 07:24 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Happy Birthday, man! I love crazy dreams, but my dreams last night weren't so happy. They made me wake up sad. I hate that. On a side note, I turned 30 last Monday(27th). Welcome to the club!

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Re: The Best 30th Birthday Present [Re: blissedout]
    #5380394 - 03/09/06 07:32 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

old men club he you guys come!


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Re: The Best 30th Birthday Present [Re: goobler]
    #5380403 - 03/09/06 07:38 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Yep. We'll be standing in the alley, behind our houses, drinking beer(or, in our case scotch), and going yep.....mmmhhmmmm...yep...I tell ya what!:smirk:


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Re: The Best 30th Birthday Present [Re: blissedout]
    #5380405 - 03/09/06 07:41 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

back when I was a kid..........


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Re: The Best 30th Birthday Present [Re: goobler]
    #5380443 - 03/09/06 07:55 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

**a young whipper snapper


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Re: The Best 30th Birthday Present [Re: blissedout]
    #5380465 - 03/09/06 08:05 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Good riddance to my twenties!

I feel younger than I did 10 years ago, but then I was strung out on powder, pills and booze back then.

The past is another country from which I've happily been exiled.

Now I'd better not fuck up this decade of my life.


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