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A big load of BULLSHIT!
    #5380109 - 03/09/06 02:26 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Okay heres how it goes...

me and this kid (call him "a") are in an altercation one wednesday after church. Bassically we fight and i litterally beat his ass.. i mean i made him shit himself...

But a has this friend ("b") and b has been gone for months at a military academy cause hes a lil bad ass... PSH.. n e ways when b gets back a decides he wants to fight me again and b wants to come too.. well we get in my friends backyard to fight it out. Before the fight i went up to b and said "look man this is just between me and "a" and i dont want any problems w/ anyone else.." his reply was "dont worry dude no one is going to jump in dont worry, etc.." well when the fight broke out i was whooping a's ass and out of no where b comes up from behind me and just punches me dead in my jaw.. after that everything went to hell.. in short they both jumped me and beat my ass. But after the fight was over me and "a" are talking and i was like " wtf was that shit about man?" he said " idk we didnt plan it or anything " and then out of no where b hits me in the jaw again and i fell and he got on top of me and whooped my ass. . i was completely blindsighted... thats not what pissed me off tho... here it is... when i was on the ground he went through my pockets and stole an eighth of shrooms and sum bud and like 60 dollars. so needless to say im pissed!

any suggestions on what i should get him back with?


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Black_Dragon]
    #5380119 - 03/09/06 02:31 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

a baseball bat to the jaw.

why would you agree to fight him again when you KNEW the other guy was going to jump in...

how old are you>


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Jim]
    #5380123 - 03/09/06 02:33 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Thats the thing tho he swore up and down nothing was gonna happen but the second i turn my back he just stuck the shit out of me.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Black_Dragon]
    #5380124 - 03/09/06 02:33 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Oh yeah im old enough haha lol


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Black_Dragon]
    #5380133 - 03/09/06 02:35 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Why do you go to church, exactly?


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Konnrade]
    #5380161 - 03/09/06 02:48 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

This is going to sound awfull..
To smoke up.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Black_Dragon]
    #5380167 - 03/09/06 02:50 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Maybe you should try letting it go; abstain from revengeful actions that could do more harm in the long run anyway? :peace:


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: BioBunny]
    #5380175 - 03/09/06 02:52 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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BioBunny said:
Maybe you should try letting it go; abstain from revengeful actions that could do more harm in the long run anyway? :peace:




Well said.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: BioBunny]
    #5380177 - 03/09/06 02:52 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

no this deserves retaliation.. i thought about just knocking him out and the putting his jaw on the curb and stomping on it so it shatters it and it has to be wired shut


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Black_Dragon]
    #5380178 - 03/09/06 02:54 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

ya man good karma gos along way and rewarded


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Black_Dragon]
    #5380179 - 03/09/06 02:55 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

only god can judge : P

get your boys and catch A and B together off guard.

Ask em for your shit they stole back fighting dirty, if they refuse.

Fuck em up and take your shit back. Just dont get rolled by the cops.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: camelsmoker]
    #5380180 - 03/09/06 02:56 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

yea this dude just jumps anyone and i want to be the one that puts a stop to it.. i want to be the last person he ever jumps


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Black_Dragon]
    #5380192 - 03/09/06 02:58 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Im betting you wont do shit as that is what usually happens in situations like this. Either just let it go and accept that shit like that happens sometimes and you cant really do much about it. Unless you are willing to go the distance. Stuff like this can easily turn in to vendettas that wont end for years or until someone gets seriously hurt, so think it over before you decide to half ass some kind of revenge scheme.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: nunciate]
    #5380200 - 03/09/06 03:11 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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nunciate said:
Quote:

BioBunny said:
Maybe you should try letting it go; abstain from revengeful actions that could do more harm in the long run anyway? :peace:




Well said.




Yeah, that doesn't work.

I have a post  HERE  that may help.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Srirachi]
    #5380210 - 03/09/06 03:27 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Seriously dude, God is trying to tell you not to go to church to smoke up. It was like a spiritual slam-dunk with God getting right in your face and screaming "Dis MY HOUSE!!!" at the end.

But if you don't wanna kill them like I said above, try this:

Get bear mace at a camping supply place. It's tear gas & pepper spray mixed, in a fire extinguisher. You can't miss with that. Gas the bastards (I'd catch them both together because one good blast of bear mace and they won't be breathing anytime soon), and while they're on the ground gasping crush their knuckles one at a time with a pair of vice grips. If one of them looks like they may try to get up, cut their hamstrings with a fillet knife.

The beauty of this plan is both bear mace and fillet knives can be had at a sporting goods store. Try to borrow the vice grips from your youth pastor.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Black_Dragon]
    #5380220 - 03/09/06 03:53 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Here's what you should do in retaliation, NOTHING. You beat "a" the first time and then agreed to a rematch knowing "b" would be there, that's your mistake for not seeing that set up a mile away. Call it even. You salty about getting rolled for your stash and money? That's another mistake on your part, who knowingly goes to a fight carrying all that shit in their pockets? Do yourself a favor and learn from your mistakes, cut your losses now. Everyone loses a fight sometime, you'll be fine, don't make things worse.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Srirachi]
    #5380221 - 03/09/06 03:55 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

As a person that considered himself a bad ass for many years and has been on both sides of this situation...u can take this situation in two ways... these are prolly the only way you are going to feel like you win. Either get serious about this and find a situation where you can have the upper hand and do what you have to do... or do like I have learned and get above this shit. You do not sound like someone trying to get into real shit so I say get over it or keep it rolling.... karma is the real though and I have learned (with the help of substance acid/gooms) focusing on happiness in your life will bring more love than hate... much luck either way you go.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: g00n]
    #5380246 - 03/09/06 04:36 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:what: :oogle:


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: g00n]
    #5380268 - 03/09/06 05:03 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

looks like someone got a bottle upside the head.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Jim]
    #5380273 - 03/09/06 05:09 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

yeah just a big load of bullshit...

find better things to do with your life!


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Simisu]
    #5380282 - 03/09/06 05:22 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

hahaha you did it again!

Reply To: First Post....


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Jim]
    #5380297 - 03/09/06 05:49 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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hahaha you did it again!

Reply To:  First Post....




meh... :smirk:

i never bother!


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Simisu]
    #5380302 - 03/09/06 05:56 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

It drives me insane in the pub. Half of you pubbers don't use it.

It's there for a reason. It smooths out the conversation.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Jim]
    #5380319 - 03/09/06 06:25 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

yeh man karma was probably going after you for some unknown reason when u first beat up "A" then another fight screwed you.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Black_Dragon]
    #5380374 - 03/09/06 07:20 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Is your description of beating a's ass consist of you guys rolling around on the ground, in the church parking lot? I agree with both sides of the story, but if someone jumped in on a fight that I was involved in, blindsided me, and took my shit out of my pockets, I think I would look to get some straightening with said person. One way or another. That's just me, though. You sound like you are about 15 and if you are posting asking people what you should do, then you probably aren't going to do anything, because you are scared of this guy. You more than likely brought these actions upon yourself by doing something shady, but again, this is just my 2 cents.:shrug:


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Rylmonkey]
    #5380379 - 03/09/06 07:22 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

REPLY TO Feature....

man...


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! *DELETED* [Re: Jim]
    #5380389 - 03/09/06 07:30 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: blink]
    #5380393 - 03/09/06 07:32 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

After all of that shit that I typed, I totally agree with you. Nothing good can come from it, anyway.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Black_Dragon]
    #5380428 - 03/09/06 07:51 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i hope he eats those shrooms and they teach him a lesson


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: In(di)go]
    #5380438 - 03/09/06 07:54 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Beat his ass while he's tripping.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Black_Dragon]
    #5380543 - 03/09/06 09:04 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Possible assault, definite battery, and robbery. You could get the law involved.

You know the other possibility.

But, if you're on here asking for advice, chances are you don't have the gumption to follow up on the matter. Good luck though.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: daimyo]
    #5380577 - 03/09/06 09:27 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

tell him you wanna fight him in your back yard, and have a friend sneek up and hit in in the face with a baseball bat.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: AislingGheal]
    #5381899 - 03/09/06 04:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Here's what you should do in retaliation, NOTHING. You beat "a" the first time and then agreed to a rematch knowing "b" would be there, that's your mistake for not seeing that set up a mile away. Call it even. You salty about getting rolled for your stash and money? That's another mistake on your part, who knowingly goes to a fight carrying all that shit in their pockets? Do yourself a favor and learn from your mistakes, cut your losses now. Everyone loses a fight sometime, you'll be fine, don't make things worse.




I got robbed because he came an hour before what was planned and i had no time to hand my stuff to my friend


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: daimyo]
    #5381914 - 03/09/06 04:05 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Possible assault, definite battery, and robbery. You could get the law involved.

You know the other possibility.

But, if you're on here asking for advice, chances are you don't have the gumption to follow up on the matter. Good luck though.




Its not that; I just wanted to see how creative u could get with this cause there are a lot of diff ways to handle this and i already know how im goin to do it ...


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Black_Dragon]
    #5382006 - 03/09/06 04:23 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You should get some of your buddies together, buy some gigantic dildos, and you and your friends should then beat the shit out of both a and b with the dildos while someone else video tapes it. When they are thoroughly beaten have them fellate the dildos on camera(you could also have them do worse stuff if thats what you're into) and say how much they love cock. Then tell them that if either of them ever lays a finger on you again, you will not only copy and distibute the video tape to everyone you know, but you'll also distribute it to every website that will take it.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Black_Dragon]
    #5382028 - 03/09/06 04:29 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You've proven youre a big tough sucker.
You shall ever be he who wins battles and loses wars.

If you cannot outsmart them then resign yourself.

If I was you, I would plot out some serious shit.

like, blindside the little shit out next time you see him and insert some earwigs in his ears. those little fuckers will crawl all the way back. tell him it's some sorta deadly insect.

guarenteed he will start slapping himself and crying.

as for the guy that kept blindsiding you, hmm, whats he value? he has no honor, so turn his world on his head. like beat him up, take his wallet, and leave his id at a cops house in the bushes after vandalizing it.

these guys are gonna fuck with you proper now that they got the edge. you need to knock the wond out of their sails before evrybody comes for a peice.

come up with something REAL clever and nasty tho.

my suggestions are just what I would do.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Black_Dragon]
    #5382033 - 03/09/06 04:29 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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well we get in my friends backyard to fight it out.




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I got robbed because he came an hour before what was planned and i had no time to hand my stuff to my friend




Why would you bring stuff like that to your friends home, when you knew there was going to be a fight?

And why didn't your friend do anything when you got jumped?

And why were you fighting after church?

This is the most ridiculous story I've ever heard.  You sound like you're in high school.  Stop fighting people for dumb reasons, and stupid shit like that won't happen to you.    :rolleyes:


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Twister]
    #5382045 - 03/09/06 04:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I cant believe this hasn't been said yet but next time he goes on military property with anything illegal make sure you know about it, call his CO and get him discharged and arrested. You will just be an anonymous tip giver, and you wont be in trouble for having anything illegal on you. He probably has a bunch of enemies on the base that will do the same to him, so you wont be on the top of his shit list when he gets out.

As for mister "a" you already beat his ass, therefore you should be done with him. But if you just have to do something against him do what you did the first time, again.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Idiot]
    #5382068 - 03/09/06 04:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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This is the most ridiculous story I've ever heard. You sound like you're in high school. Stop fighting people for dumb reasons, and stupid shit like that won't happen to you.




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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Idiot]
    #5382078 - 03/09/06 04:38 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

get a girl to flirt with him and take him into the woods, then tie him up and pull his pants down.

then have her come get you.

take some pics, maybe hit him a few times, and leave.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Black_Dragon]
    #5382120 - 03/09/06 04:47 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You seriously learned nothing from the situation.

1. You beat up someone
2. You get your ass beat

Now you want to back to 1. Have fun dealing with 2 again.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: TheDude]
    #5382139 - 03/09/06 04:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

what kind of people do you hang out with man...


and i agree with mitchnast, but to also take his clothes with you.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: TheDude]
    #5382142 - 03/09/06 04:54 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

and yet don't quit while you are dead-last :smile:

make your enemy a laughing stock. THEN quit.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: TheDude]
    #5382143 - 03/09/06 04:54 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Dragon, you sir are a fool.

If you are older than 12, I will be very surprised.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Mitchnast]
    #5382153 - 03/09/06 04:56 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

ya know, if it was me I would've done something dumb and came back and stabbed'm both or something ridiculous. let it simmer for a bit and then do some thinking. they're gonna expect you to come back anyway. Personally I think it's absolutely retarded that you agreed to fight this kid with his friend right there and no back up for yourself. I would've walked right then. I think I would much rather beat the living piss out of the military boy in this situation. That was a douchebag move. You already beat on the first kid twice. that's settled. U both know you beat his ass. The military kid probably thinks he can still whoop your ass in a fair fight. I would definitely be looking for him over the first kid. But all in all it wont really solve anything cause they're just gonna get pissed and come back at you later, and from the looks of it they don't fight fair. It'll probably end up bad for you. good luck though.


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: cookeman]
    #5382827 - 03/09/06 08:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)


find a stray dog or cat and go through its poop for some tapeworm eggs. let them dry, put them in some shrooms.

put the shrooms in a baggie.

put the baggie in your pocket.

let them beat you up.


actually its easier to find tapeworm eggs tangled in the fur around a barn cats anus.

they look like little white chips.




Edited by Mitchnast (03/09/06 08:14 PM)


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Black_Dragon]
    #5384571 - 03/10/06 07:15 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

1. find him and beat him senseless with a baseball bat
2. contact his commanding officer and tell him exactly what happened, including the fact that he robbed you and took your shrooms. he would most likely be in deep shit for that with his co
3. #1, followed by #2


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: eric_the_red]
    #5391946 - 03/12/06 01:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

one time i called a friend out to a fight for his ideals. and he showed up with his dog and laid down some rules. starting with no punching, no kicking.

obviously never fought before. :P


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Re: A big load of BULLSHIT! [Re: Mitchnast]
    #5391960 - 03/12/06 01:29 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I would have NEVER went without backup in a suituation like this. Don't even think for a minute that it was ever intended to be a fair fight. You got set the fuck up. What you need to do is find a few friends that know about it and find the military dude then show him what its like to get jumped.


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