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InvisibleKingOftheThing
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ok pub make my decision for me
    #5379200 - 03/08/06 08:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

now i have this ex gf. we havent been together in 2 years. we both have dated a bunch of people in between. we broke up because she cheated one me. in the 2yrs we have been broken i have slept with her on and off. it always leads to her bugging me and getting a little psycho. she has been begging me to sleep with her no strings attatched. i hung out with her the other day and denied her. i think it really bothered her because she couldnt control me. now she really wants it. she is failry hot and its getting harder to resist her come ons. i havent had sex in a while...month or so. also its a rare time in my life i dont have any prospects right now, meaning no chicks im crushing on...well at least no girls that it even makes any fucking sense for me to be interested in.  sooo i leave this up to a simple poll. help me decide  :tongue:

oh yeah i posted nudie pics of her all over otd when she cheated...now out of respect i edit.. and i present these to help u help me decide.

exhibit a:


Do I sleep with my ex?
You may choose only one


Votes accepted from (03/08/06 08:41 PM) to (No end specified)
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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5379205 - 03/08/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

dude just fuck her.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5379206 - 03/08/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Don't do it.

Move on.

The more you sleep w/her the more she'll want to control you.

There are plenty of other vaginas in the world, why waste your time with the same cheating one?


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5379209 - 03/08/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Women have always been able to control men through sex, because we crave it more. The tables are now turned your favor. Hold out, and use the force, young Jedi.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5379211 - 03/08/06 08:47 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Take out those censors so I can decide... :grin:

But yeah I'd say go for it, why not? She may think she is controlling you, but I think it's the other way around.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5379212 - 03/08/06 08:47 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Just don't get caught up with her again. She may be cheating on someone with you.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: Freeker]
    #5379216 - 03/08/06 08:47 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Oh yeah, and post a link to the thread and OTD for us who haven't seen. :grin:


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5379222 - 03/08/06 08:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Hmmm...She is pretty hot and I voted for you to do eet, but if you can get a hot girl like that, then maybe you can find one that won't treat you like shit.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: Freeker]
    #5379224 - 03/08/06 08:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Freeker said:
Take out those censors so I can decide... :grin:





:thumbup:


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: daimyo]
    #5379226 - 03/08/06 08:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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daimyo said:
Just don't get caught up with her again. She may be cheating on someone with you.




she has done that a few times...she is definently a serial cheater


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5379230 - 03/08/06 08:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Yo, depending on how you feel about her, use and abuse this to turn the tables...lol


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: browndustin]
    #5379235 - 03/08/06 08:51 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i say GO 4 IT.... no strigs attatched? why not...


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5379239 - 03/08/06 08:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

KingOftheThing said:
Quote:

daimyo said:
Just don't get caught up with her again. She may be cheating on someone with you.




she has done that a few times...she is definently a serial cheater




Well, that's proof that you need to ditch her and you are an idiot if you don't. No offense man, but you just answered your own question. If you fuck her and get hurt it's your own fault. I've been there and made the wrong decision.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5379240 - 03/08/06 08:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

don't give in to temptation ... as tempting as she is (really really) fuck with her head a little. she's obviously a dirty slut who will fuck with your emotions again if you let her.


has it really been 2 years? i remember you posting something about this same girl a while back, but was it really 2 years ago? damn ... time flies sometimes.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: browndustin]
    #5379243 - 03/08/06 08:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I said do it, but only if it's just sex for you too. Tape it if she'll let you. Just make sure you don;t develop any feelings. I definitely wouldn't date a girl again if she cheated on me. If you think you might develop feelings even the slightest bit don't do it. otherwise I say why not. You guys probably know eachother pretty good in the sack so it'll most likely be good sex. good luck bro


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5379274 - 03/08/06 09:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:
don't give in to temptation ... as tempting as she is (really really) fuck with her head a little. she's obviously a dirty slut who will fuck with your emotions again if you let her.


has it really been 2 years? i remember you posting something about this same girl a while back, but was it really 2 years ago? damn ... time flies sometimes.





its really really great denying her...the fact she doesnt get control is driving her nuts.. but then again i like sex and she  was so good at it...maybe i could just get a bj, then it wouldnt be totally giving in :lol::lol:


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5379276 - 03/08/06 09:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Be sure she doesn't just want to give you herpes.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: TheHateCamel]
    #5379293 - 03/08/06 09:06 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

id be more afraid of her trying to give me a condom with a hole in it


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: TheHateCamel]
    #5379299 - 03/08/06 09:08 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)



give her one of these and stick it to her.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5379306 - 03/08/06 09:09 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Anal only.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: TheHateCamel]
    #5379308 - 03/08/06 09:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

With sand lube.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5379313 - 03/08/06 09:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

sand and sex dont mix... beach sex cut my knees up


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5379314 - 03/08/06 09:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Only if they're out of hot tar and broken crab shell lube


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me *DELETED* [Re: TheHateCamel]
    #5379340 - 03/08/06 09:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: blink]
    #5379343 - 03/08/06 09:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

yeah it was a damn good reason too


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5379497 - 03/08/06 10:04 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

roll up deep in her steeze


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: Noetical]
    #5379559 - 03/08/06 10:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Use a wine bottle.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: Noetical]
    #5379569 - 03/08/06 10:24 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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roll up deep in her steeze




i dunno the poll is looking that way


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5379582 - 03/08/06 10:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Make her buy you all sorts of clothes, food, videogames and whatever, then tell her "the mood isn't right" and send her home.

Biotch.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: TheDude]
    #5379600 - 03/08/06 10:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

My bitch feeds me.

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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5379602 - 03/08/06 10:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

That's awful nice of mom.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: TheHateCamel]
    #5379604 - 03/08/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

NIGGERS, LOL said:
Anal only.




Yep!! :thumbup:


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: TheDude]
    #5379610 - 03/08/06 10:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

That's just how I roll.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5379718 - 03/08/06 11:19 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

anal isnt my bag. id rather just use the front door. its easier to fit and the chick isnt wincing in pain


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5379727 - 03/08/06 11:23 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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anal isnt my bag. id rather just use the front door. its easier to fit and the chick isnt wincing in pain




Not when you're 3.5 inches of pure orgasm.

And by pure orgasm, I mean you're in and you're out, know what I'm saying?


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5380134 - 03/09/06 02:36 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

her > masterbation

you decide.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: 40oz]
    #5380138 - 03/09/06 02:39 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

there is way too much truth to that....

but her boobs are akward...

either way its better than jacking it alone.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: Jim]
    #5380201 - 03/09/06 03:12 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I think that might be largely to do with the oddly sized boxes.

They have illusions like that in the optical illusions book. I seen em!

Sand covered inside out condom. Ribbed for him, sand for her.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: Jim]
    #5380213 - 03/09/06 03:32 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Jim, LOL said:
there is way too much truth to that....

but her boobs are akward...

either way its better than jacking it alone.




look at that face. it SCREAMS bukkake.



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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: 40oz]
    #5380251 - 03/09/06 04:47 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

hahahaha


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5380480 - 03/09/06 08:21 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Don't do it. She cheated on you, and she's trying to be manipulative and have sex with you so she has some sort of power to hold over your head. Don't give in to that....be pateint and I'm sure something else will come along. While a month or so is a long time to go without sex, do you really want to revert back to that?


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5380490 - 03/09/06 08:26 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

hah, I voted "don't do it", but being honest, I totally would


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: OJK]
    #5381755 - 03/09/06 03:25 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

well the pols came in dont do it....lets see ho strong i can be


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5381761 - 03/09/06 03:28 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

so did you do her yet?


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5381830 - 03/09/06 03:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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well the pols came in dont do it....lets see ho strong i can be




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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5381952 - 03/09/06 04:14 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Let's face it KOTT....you will fuck her. Not because you like her. Not because you respect her. Not because you want to be with her. It will be because there will be a female in front of you begging for it. Your inherent maleness will not be able to resist.

Fucking her is a bad idea. Sex with manipulative and controlling ex's is always full of drama and bullshit. But, you'll hit it and you know it. It is inevitable.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5382010 - 03/09/06 04:24 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

if it's truley no strings attached then I don't see why you're worried about manipulation :confused:  I say drop some acid and go romp in the woods :grin:


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5382040 - 03/09/06 04:31 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

lemme get this straight, a hot girl is asking to have sex with you with NO strings attached?? why would you even ask? FUCK HER!!!

and how do you have any respect for this ho? SHOW HER NIPS!!!!


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5382055 - 03/09/06 04:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Fuck her until you nut not worrying about pleasing her, give her a tissue for good measure, get your cell phone number changed, and never talk to her again. That's control. :yesnod:


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5382119 - 03/09/06 04:47 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Fuck her, but make sure she knows you don't give a fuck about her. Right after you bust, just get up and leave. Also, make sure she knows you guys fuck when YOU want to, not when she wants to.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: Redstorm]
    #5382289 - 03/09/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Fuck her, but make sure she knows you don't give a fuck about her. Right after you bust, just get up and leave. Also, make sure she knows you guys fuck when YOU want to, not when she wants to.




Man...I have to disagree with practically every heterosexual male in here.  This woman is obviously an attention whore and she uses sex to satisfy that urge and she also uses it to have power over men.  My ex used to pull that shit on me.  She would intentionally put me in situations where she knew I would get horny and I would make a first move.  She did this because she liked that fact that she had control over me like that.  Mind games like that are not healthy to deal with.  It's just a bad situation. 

But, I'm a realist.  Will KOTT be able to hold out while some half-naked chick squirms on his lap and whispers into his ear?  Probably not.  :shrug:


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5382361 - 03/09/06 05:52 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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well the pols came  in dont do it....lets see ho strong i can be




dude. dont be geh.
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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: 40oz]
    #5383550 - 03/09/06 11:03 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

ha its not about being geh...its the principle of the thing. this weekend is going to be the deciding event. the amount of alcohol i consume will directly correlate to what happens to my weiner.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5383556 - 03/09/06 11:05 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

did you make your decision? do what your heart is telling you to do <--- lol


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5383711 - 03/09/06 11:37 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

whats with the black spots in the pic... we cant judge how she looks if we cant see her...


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: Redstorm]
    #5383759 - 03/09/06 11:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Redstorm said:
Fuck her, but make sure she knows you don't give a fuck about her. Right after you bust, just get up and leave. Also, make sure she knows you guys fuck when YOU want to, not when she wants to.





Seriously, shit like this works totally.  I had a chick that kept doing this to me too, and at first I thought it'd be a bad idea because it'd get feelings involved and blah blah blah.  Eventually I did fuck her, and then I pulled out and busted on her face porn star style while she was sitting there tell me I'd better not bust on her face.

For some reason disrespecting a girl like that gives you the power you want, and takes away any feelings you might have :grin:


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5383780 - 03/10/06 12:01 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

She's not that great looking, if this is going to cause drama fuck it man, stay home and jerk off.

I have an ex bugging me for sex right now that is probably the most beautiful thing I'll ever touch and I just won't do it because I would rather not deal with the bullshit that is going to be attached to it.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5383803 - 03/10/06 12:09 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5384216 - 03/10/06 02:33 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Don't do it to. There is NO such thing as sex with no strings attached with a crazy cheatin' bitch like that. If you fuck her, all you have is a shit ton of drama to deal with. Not worth it.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: Irijes]
    #5384249 - 03/10/06 02:46 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

fuck her...then when you're done spit in her face and bounce.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: Irijes]
    #5384251 - 03/10/06 02:47 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

No. Just no.

If she's willing to cheat on you then she obviously doesn't deserve you.


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: SleepAid]
    #5384254 - 03/10/06 02:48 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

well put!


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: Irijes]
    #5384255 - 03/10/06 02:48 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Irijes said:
Don't do it to. There is NO such thing as sex with no strings attached with a crazy cheatin' bitch like that. If you fuck her, all you have is a shit ton of STD's to deal with. Not worth it.




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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5384496 - 03/10/06 06:00 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I don't get the censorship. You had no problem posting her before. I never forget a pair of tits!


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Re: ok pub make my decision for me [Re: Charles]
    #5384537 - 03/10/06 06:44 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

There ya go  :dancing:

What happened to the girl with the camera phone? She puts your ex to shame.


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