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OfflineKaleidoscope
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Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life?
    #5378132 - 03/08/06 04:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

What's their drug testing policy?


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Re: Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life? [Re: Kaleidoscope]
    #5378146 - 03/08/06 04:38 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i have... they dont test you... but they hold the right to at anytime.. cause it is union
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but theyre pretty lax on rules.. at least at the one i was at.. my friend drove in drunk.. and they called a cab and told him to go home and come back tommorow sober :lol:


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Re: Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life? [Re: Infrared]
    #5378380 - 03/08/06 05:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet


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Re: Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life? [Re: Kaleidoscope]
    #5378762 - 03/08/06 07:03 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

hard to qualify to be a ups driver, and is there an age limit?


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Re: Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life? [Re: Kaleidoscope]
    #5378774 - 03/08/06 07:05 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Kaleidoscope said:
What's their drug testing policy?




pee in this please



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Re: Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5378788 - 03/08/06 07:08 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

lol...I don't wanna be a driver...I want to work at a hub loading trucks late at night/early in the morning...it's good money for a college student.


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Re: Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life? [Re: Kaleidoscope]
    #5378796 - 03/08/06 07:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

you'll still see this a lot



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Re: Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5379426 - 03/08/06 09:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

actually my friend who has worked their loading trucks for 3yrs is just becoming a driver. hes in the course right now. you gotta be 21. but he heard there was gonna be a drug test.. but there wast. only a physical... they did get a urine sample, but only to test for diabetes or some shit... they even said to him it wast a drug test.... so actually they almost never drug test.. unless you get hurt and try to get workmans comp. or you got a bitch regional manager or supervisor


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Re: Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life? [Re: Infrared]
    #5379621 - 03/08/06 10:38 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I work for UPS, and have for 5 years at a pretty big airport hub.

I've never been drug tested, or asked to take a drug test. ever.

If your driving, you will. But not otherwise, unless you have an accident. if I was to crash a belt-loader into an Airbus, I'm sure they'd test me. But everyone there smokes dope, and quite a few of them are on other drugs too. UPS doesnt give a fuck.

As for the job itself, great benefits, great pay, tuition reimbursemnt. awesome job.


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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life? [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5380040 - 03/09/06 01:42 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I guess they didn't make that joke "United Pot Smokers" for no reason...


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Re: Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life? [Re: Kaleidoscope]
    #5380296 - 03/09/06 05:47 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

mmmmmmmm this makes me think about getting a job there, don't sound to hard I mean you take this box and put it over there. :cool:


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Re: Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life? [Re: twigz]
    #5381222 - 03/09/06 12:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Do you gotta be 21 to heft boxes- or just to drive?


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Re: Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life? [Re: Tattoo]
    #5381226 - 03/09/06 12:51 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

just to drive, I know that much. 18 is the limit for package handlers I think.


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Re: Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life? [Re: Kaleidoscope]
    #5381239 - 03/09/06 12:56 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

sweet, I think I might apply


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Re: Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life? [Re: Infrared]
    #5381269 - 03/09/06 01:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

DeepBlue42 said:
so actually they almost never drug test..




I just like handing out the cup and saying "piss in this..."

now, can I get a refil?



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Re: Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5381275 - 03/09/06 01:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Come on now, we all know you're thirsty...but man, you gotta slow down...


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Re: Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life? [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5381277 - 03/09/06 01:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

man.. everyone i worked with smoked bud.. and my manager used to sell me pills.. actually he still does :grin: ... but hes not my manager anymore cause i dont work there 

its not a bad job.. as long as you dont mind doing alot of lifting in very hot and very cold environments...


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Re: Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life? [Re: Infrared]
    #5381292 - 03/09/06 01:05 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Can't be worse than my last job laminating plywood...in the summer the temperature of my work area would approach 120 degrees farenheit while carrying around large sheets of plywood, MDF, and partical board.

fucking nor-board, I hope I never see any of that shit again.


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Re: Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life? [Re: Kaleidoscope]
    #5381320 - 03/09/06 01:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

well youll be working in a trailer cab.. which is outside...  you know how hot the inside of a trailer gets when the sun has been beating down on it all day? at least 110-120.. so youll pretty much be doing the same thing as your last job.. except moving boxes instead of plywood :lol:


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Re: Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life? [Re: Infrared]
    #5381455 - 03/09/06 01:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

meh...I can deal with that! at least for that kind of pay...


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Re: Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life? [Re: Kaleidoscope]
    #5381476 - 03/09/06 01:56 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I worked at UPS for about a year. If they do want you to take a drug test(which they only do if they actually see you getting high, in my experience) go to your union guy, even if your not in the union and he can get you out of it.


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Re: Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life? [Re: HSIHd]
    #5381499 - 03/09/06 02:04 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

So I hear they pay well but how well, what do they start you off with?


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Re: Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life? [Re: twigz]
    #5381501 - 03/09/06 02:05 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

shit.. i dont really remember... i think it was around 8$


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Re: Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life? [Re: Infrared]
    #5381533 - 03/09/06 02:15 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Thats not to bad for starting pay. :thumbup:


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Re: Anyone here work for UPS at any point in their life? [Re: Kaleidoscope]
    #5381538 - 03/09/06 02:18 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I applied there before.. I don't think they were really hiring at the time though.. never got any calls. I was gonna do something package handling related.


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