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I had a dream that I was having sex with a magic mushroom.
    #5378029 - 03/08/06 04:04 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

That's it really. The mushroom wasn't enlarged, I was a miniature size fo my normal self. It was weird.


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a giant magic mushroom. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5378032 - 03/08/06 04:04 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

That is so Freudian it's not even funny.


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a giant magic mushroom. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5378036 - 03/08/06 04:05 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I guess that's better than actually trying to have sex with the hollow stem fatties :mushroom2:
It could mean a lot of stuff. What do you think


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a giant magic mushroom. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5378039 - 03/08/06 04:06 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

mushrooms are phallic  :headboard:


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a giant magic mushroom. [Re: DieCommie]
    #5378049 - 03/08/06 04:08 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

hahahaha

maybe you need to find a chick and have some fun while trippin :wink:


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a giant magic mushroom. [Re: pioneering_south]
    #5378050 - 03/08/06 04:11 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I don't really know what it means. Don't really care much, I just thought it was pretty funny. It probably has something to do with mushrooms being an important part of my life and not having been laid in a while.


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a giant magic mushroom. [Re: DieCommie]
    #5378052 - 03/08/06 04:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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mushrooms are phallic  :headboard:




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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a giant magic mushroom. [Re: sui]
    #5378056 - 03/08/06 04:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

yo, if it was a dude mushroom, thats pretty homo.


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a giant magic mushroom. [Re: Animals]
    #5378059 - 03/08/06 04:14 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

what kind was it? Cube, Cyan, Cope?


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a giant magic mushroom. [Re: sui]
    #5378062 - 03/08/06 04:15 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

It was definately a cube.


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a giant magic mushroom. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5378071 - 03/08/06 04:18 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

ah, a cube. the most homo of all the mushrooms.


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a giant magic mushroom. [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
    #5378076 - 03/08/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Hehe, well I think it has less to do with cubes being homo than it has to do with the fact that that's the only kind of magic mushroom that I've ever seen. So, it would be quite impossible for me to dream about the other mushrooms.


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a magic mushroom. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5378077 - 03/08/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Most awesome dream ever.

Sex with a mushroom?  Badass!!  :thumbup:


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a magic mushroom. [Re: MOTH]
    #5378117 - 03/08/06 04:32 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

The real question here is, if he remembrers climaxing in the dream.. that would say a lot.


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a magic mushroom. [Re: pioneering_south]
    #5378141 - 03/08/06 04:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

No, I don't. It was either a very brief dream or I do not recall much of it.


Edited by Deadmaker (03/08/06 05:17 PM)


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a magic mushroom. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5378306 - 03/08/06 05:17 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I was wearing protection though.


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a magic mushroom. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5378841 - 03/08/06 07:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Hopefully this thing will be recurring.....I'd like to get more details.


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a magic mushroom. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5379119 - 03/08/06 08:24 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Hmm, if cube is the most homo of them all... at least you didn't find yourself with a weilii: the creepy gay homeless dude of the mushroom world.


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a magic mushroom. [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5379264 - 03/08/06 08:58 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Haha, definately.


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a magic mushroom. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5381488 - 03/09/06 02:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Haha, definately.




Or a Panaeolina Fonesecii, you don't know if those things are gonna f**k you or really f**k you (allegedly).


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a magic mushroom. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5393595 - 03/12/06 09:54 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Well, I had this dream again. I was nailing it doggystyle and holding onto the stalk like you would a girl's hips.


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a magic mushroom. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5394002 - 03/13/06 12:22 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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Well, I had this dream again. I was nailing it doggystyle and holding onto the stalk like you would a girl's hips.





maybe it means ya gotta find a chick that likes "trip sex"

at least thats how i would interpret it. :evil:


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a magic mushroom. [Re: sui]
    #5394221 - 03/13/06 01:52 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Well... even if it was a cube... It's not gay if you're the guy!


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a magic mushroom. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5870788 - 07/17/06 07:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Haha, I forgot about this dream until a little while ago.....Christ I have some odd dreams.


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a giant magic mushroom. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5870868 - 07/17/06 08:09 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

mushroom = penis... mabe theres something you need to come to terms with


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a giant magic mushroom. [Re: habitat0789]
    #5870879 - 07/17/06 08:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I had a dream similar to this when I was younger, except mines was with little birds... and then I did it with this girl I had a crush on.

I don't know why I fucked a little bird before hand.


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a giant magic mushroom. [Re: habitat0789]
    #5870881 - 07/17/06 08:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, but if that were the case, wouldn't the mushroom have been fucking me?


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a giant magic mushroom. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5871093 - 07/17/06 09:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I wonder what the babies would look like.


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a giant magic mushroom. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5871105 - 07/17/06 09:09 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

So did you just roll up on it and cut a slit in the thing or what? :lol:

It's just hard to picture.


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a giant magic mushroom. [Re: eris]
    #5871119 - 07/17/06 09:13 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I was nailing it from the end of the stalk. You know when you pick it, at the very bottom there. I was hitting it there.


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a giant magic mushroom. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5871126 - 07/17/06 09:15 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Oh, the hollow part on the stem?


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a giant magic mushroom. [Re: eris]
    #5871132 - 07/17/06 09:16 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah man!


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a giant magic mushroom. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5871138 - 07/17/06 09:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Pretty wild, I guess it was leaning on its side, with the edge of the cap margin holding it up. :naughty:


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a giant magic mushroom. [Re: eris]
    #5871184 - 07/17/06 09:30 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Well, it's hard to remember details man....I haven't been intimate with the cubes for a few months now.


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a giant magic mushroom. [Re: Animals]
    #5871348 - 07/17/06 10:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Animals said:
yo, if it was a dude mushroom, thats pretty homo.




uber homo


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Hmm, if cube is the most homo of them all... at least you didn't find yourself with a weilii: the creepy gay homeless dude of the mushroom world.




and dont forget funny smelling.


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Re: I had a dream that I was having sex with a giant magic mushroom. [Re: Dimmy]
    #5871515 - 07/17/06 10:54 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Sometimes a cube is just a cube.

Groovy, regardless.

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