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waking someone up
    #5377316 - 03/08/06 11:54 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Is a pain in the ass isn't it? Especially if they are a heavy sleeper and were drinking the night before.
I mean isn't 10+ hours enough sleep!!?
I try to be nice, but you know there are just some people who aren't morning people (myself included).
There is no easy way to do it I guess without making the person all pissed off and give you a bunch of attitude.

I'm about to get out a squirt gun or a bucket of water :evil:.


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Re: waking someone up [Re: eris]
    #5377348 - 03/08/06 12:19 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Slap them.


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Re: waking someone up [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5377357 - 03/08/06 12:24 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I should too.

Since I was specifically told to wake her up.


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Re: waking someone up [Re: eris]
    #5377361 - 03/08/06 12:25 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

hehehe... yeah, but before you do that, you should teabag him/her ... :biggrin:


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Re: waking someone up [Re: In(di)go]
    #5377370 - 03/08/06 12:29 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

It's just my gf... i actually could get away with it if I really wanted too lol..
But fuck the chance of a bite reflex or something.


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Re: waking someone up [Re: eris]
    #5377378 - 03/08/06 12:31 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:lol: yeah a bite reflex would seriously suck... OUCH... how about an ice cube in her panties?


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Re: waking someone up [Re: In(di)go]
    #5377380 - 03/08/06 12:33 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I think you got something there... :evil:

It's too bad they are still off from last night.


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Re: waking someone up [Re: eris]
    #5377393 - 03/08/06 12:40 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Have your way with her.

It's a win/win situation if she wakes up or not.


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Re: waking someone up [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5377405 - 03/08/06 12:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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HellaMeister said:
Have your way with her.

It's a win/win situation if she wakes up or not.




:rotfl:  this actually is a great idea... wake her up with some gentle oral sex... she'll love it!


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Re: waking someone up [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5377410 - 03/08/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Haha, well it will be hard for her not to wake up if I go and do that.


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Re: waking someone up [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5377416 - 03/08/06 12:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

HellaMeister said:
Have your way with her.

It's a win/win situation if she wakes up or not.




:thumbup:


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Re: waking someone up [Re: In(di)go]
    #5377606 - 03/08/06 01:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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In(di)go said:
Quote:

HellaMeister said:
Have your way with her.

It's a win/win situation if she wakes up or not.




:rotfl:  this actually is a great idea... wake her up with some gentle oral sex... she'll love it!




My girlfriend actually does love it when I do that  :grin:


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