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Invisiblegoobler
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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: theuser]
    #5377693 - 03/08/06 02:23 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

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theolduser said:
oh AND STEAL SHIT FROM YOUR OFFICE!!!!





not cool man


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InvisibleDarkcloud
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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: goobler]
    #5380442 - 03/09/06 07:55 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

When you said "black unmarked car" I was thinking "Secret Service". But I sorta doubt it unless he was counterfeiting money or undermining national security. They tend to be pretty hardcore about both. Hell, they're hardcore about everything...

I dunno, but good luck nonetheless. :shrug:


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: goobler]
    #5380468 - 03/09/06 08:07 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, I don't know about that guy, anyway. Questionable, at best.

Liz--I'm sorry to hear about this shit, girl. It's reaaly sucky that you spent the time to get this job, only to get it snatched away, because your boss is getting deported. You'll find another good job, if this falls through, but I hope this smoothes out and you can stay there.


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: blissedout]
    #5380478 - 03/09/06 08:20 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Y'know, this sounds suspiciously like something I've seen on a movie/TV show.... But the closest I can come up with is Malcolm in the Middle, when Hal's boss was taken out in cuffs.


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: blissedout]
    #5380492 - 03/09/06 08:28 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

So I came in to work this morning, and he's here.

Here's what happened -

His ex wife, who he has kids with, is trying to block his attempts to gain citizenship.  She has been blackmailing him, and bleeding him dry for money every time she has leverage to hold over his head.  Because of this, he fell behind on child support, and she promptly called the police and had him arrested.  The reason it was the US State Department - He used to work as the Vice President for a company with Iraqi ties.  I guess they were under investigation for a while by the government, and nothing came of it, but he was supposed to show up as a witness to testify on their financial dealings, and never did.  So they arrested him, detained him for hours drilling him with questions, and then the judge let him go after she was satisfied that he was not a terrorist  :tongue:

He has to draw up an agreement to pay off the back support owed to his ex wife and bring it in for the courts to put on record.  He apologized up and down for worrying me yesterday, and his story seems legit. 

Hopefully things go smoother from here...it hasn't even been a full work week yet and I feel like I've been through enough  :crazy:


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The gunpowder treason and plot.
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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: Liz]
    #5380556 - 03/09/06 09:12 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

good to hear!  :thumbup:


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: Liz]
    #5380566 - 03/09/06 09:19 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

He's definitely a terrorist. Keep your eyes on him.

Oh, and don't forget to demand CEO pay for 2-3 days. If you don't, you've been had.


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: daimyo]
    #5380621 - 03/09/06 09:47 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

why 2-3 days? 

I didn't do his job yesterday even...hell, I barely did my own, I was so stressed out. 

I don't care, as long as I get the money I'm entitled to, when I'm entitled to it.

Never come between a jew and her money.  :noway:


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The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: Liz]
    #5380630 - 03/09/06 09:49 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:shocked:


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: Liz]
    #5380644 - 03/09/06 09:55 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

OH NO YOU DIDN'T






....glad it worked out  :thumbup:


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: Liz]
    #5380657 - 03/09/06 09:59 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Liz said:
why 2-3 days?



Highball. For being a jew and a manager, you're slacking on the dealing. If he laughs it off, oh well, you tried.


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: TM]
    #5380662 - 03/09/06 10:01 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

TripMeister said:
Quote:

TripMeister said:
Quote:

RESTLESS said:
Getting retarded at work is my favorite past time :xtc:




E-tarded*




pass time*




:nonono:
*pastime

:eek:
a new spinning cd?


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: daimyo]
    #5380665 - 03/09/06 10:02 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I'm not sleazy like that. I expect what's owed to me, and sometimes I expect more if I EARN it, but I didn't earn 2-3 days of "CEO pay". Especially since I only started Monday. I'm not about to push my luck.


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Remember, remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.




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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: Liz]
    #5380674 - 03/09/06 10:07 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

maybe he feels he owes you for calling the lawyer and putting up with the scare and he'll keep that in mind next time raise period comes around.


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: eric_the_red]
    #5380686 - 03/09/06 10:13 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Well, there's a specific clause in my contract that states that after I've been here for 1 year, I automatically get a 10% raise.  That's pretty good.  :thumbup:


Plus I get commissions based on how many loans I've closed per month.


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The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: TM]
    #5380700 - 03/09/06 10:17 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

TripMeister said:
Quote:

TripMeister said:
Quote:

RESTLESS said:
Getting retarded at work is my favorite past time :xtc:




E-tarded*




pass time*




nope, restless is correct, it's past time


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: Liz]
    #5380703 - 03/09/06 10:17 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Can I have a loan for like, 30 bucks?


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5380717 - 03/09/06 10:20 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

If you can find a house to buy for $30...yeah, why not  :tongue:


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Remember, remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: Liz]
    #5380755 - 03/09/06 10:29 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I could get a totally sweet box.


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5380762 - 03/09/06 10:32 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

HellaMeister said:
I could get a totally sweet box.




"It was so sweet, it was totally awesome..."


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