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InvisibleLiz
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You know what would be AWESOME?
    #5377020 - 03/08/06 09:43 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

If the CEO of my company hadn't just been dragged out of our office in cuffs. 

THAT would be AWESOME.

It's my 3rd fucking day here.  He yelled ot me on the way out the name of his lawyer to call, so I did.

Didn't get a great look at the guys badges, but my best guess is that they were from the Department of Justice.  Definitely not local police, all though they were here too, for backup.  They put him in an unmarked black car and drove away. 

So here I sit, at my new job...completely flabbergasted.  I have no fucking clue what he was arrested for, or when (if) he'll be back. 

Fuck.  :confused:


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Remember, remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot.
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InvisibleRESTLESS
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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: Liz]
    #5377023 - 03/08/06 09:44 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

hahah funny.

why do you even care though?


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InvisibleLiz
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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: RESTLESS]
    #5377024 - 03/08/06 09:44 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

because he writes the paychecks...


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: Liz]
    #5377030 - 03/08/06 09:45 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Shit, probably a cockfight enthusiast- hope everything works outforya

if anything, you'll atleast have a cool story to tell


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: Tattoo]
    #5377034 - 03/08/06 09:47 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

haha he got owned. Make sure you get your pay check oh AND STEAL SHIT FROM YOUR OFFICE!!!!


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: Tattoo]
    #5377039 - 03/08/06 09:48 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Damn that sucks... I am sure they will find someone to sign those checks. Let us know what happens when you find out


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: theuser]
    #5377040 - 03/08/06 09:48 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

yeah, nothing like having a stapler at home- or one of those hole punchy dealys


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: Liz]
    #5377041 - 03/08/06 09:48 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Isn't there any more management?


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: RESTLESS]
    #5377045 - 03/08/06 09:51 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Yes, me.

I'm the Office Manager, other than him.

If it wasn't my THIRD DAY, maybe I'd have a fucking clue what to do right now.  Hopefully I know something soon.

Apparently it's not something little - they were here before he got here doing surveillance, and as soon as he got in to the building they called for backup and stormed in.  :crazy:


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Remember, remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.




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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: RESTLESS]
    #5377047 - 03/08/06 09:52 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You could run grey market deals with other offices providing them with printer paper, staples, hole punch dealies and whatnot. This isn't a setback, its an oppurtunity!

-Teh wonk


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: Liz]
    #5377048 - 03/08/06 09:53 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Damn. How many other employees are at your work right now?

If I was you I'd just kick back & relax, maybe go out pick up some beer and bring it back into the office to celebrate.


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: RESTLESS]
    #5377059 - 03/08/06 09:56 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Count yourself lucky you weren't working there long enough to bring doubt on your shadiness-

follow restless' advice


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: Tattoo]
    #5377066 - 03/08/06 10:00 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:yesnod:


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: RESTLESS]
    #5377068 - 03/08/06 10:00 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

There's not many here right now, but there's 15 people total, including me and the CEO/owner that just got arrested.  I answer to him, the other 13 answer to me.

So I guess I'm in charge.  I don't know what he did, but I aim on finding out.  :mad:


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Remember, remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.




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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: Liz]
    #5377070 - 03/08/06 10:02 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

damn that sucks yeah make sure you get your check for sure


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: Liz]
    #5377072 - 03/08/06 10:02 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Make some calls. Find out whats happening with the Douglas office. Get Luane to get you some coffee. No fucking decaff. Your in charge. Take charge!


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: Liz]
    #5377078 - 03/08/06 10:03 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Holy crap!

Time to do some E at work! :lol:







j/k


Hope everything works out.


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: Liz]
    #5377081 - 03/08/06 10:06 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Get in there and loot the CEOs office - I bet he's got some nice stuff...

solid silver newton's cradle for example.


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: Liz]
    #5377084 - 03/08/06 10:07 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

:goodluck:


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Re: You know what would be AWESOME? [Re: TM]
    #5377087 - 03/08/06 10:07 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Getting retarded at work is my favorite past time :xtc:


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