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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Kind of fucking hilarious...
    #5373849 - 03/07/06 11:11 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

The temp agency called...

With a new job for me starting Monday, for 6 weeks or more...

It's with Google. :lol:

One floor up, doing administrative stuff for one of the advertising people.

Stupid desk job filing and keeping track of shit, but delicious breakfast and lunch are still free.

AND...

best of all...

I get a raise to 17 bucks an hour!


Later suckas, back to work wif me...catch you on the flipside.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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OfflineRedstorm
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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5373853 - 03/07/06 11:13 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Glad to here it, man.

I'll be thinking of you tonight.


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InvisibleRESTLESS
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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5373854 - 03/07/06 11:13 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

unfunny


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InvisibleAdom
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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5373855 - 03/07/06 11:14 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

You just ruined my day and I was so happy getting my wages raised to 16$ an hour.


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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5373856 - 03/07/06 11:14 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Congrats man.

I could get a job in Truckee (by Lake Tahoe) for 30k a year. The company wants to hire someone from my class but no one wants it.


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InvisibleBoom
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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5373864 - 03/07/06 11:16 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Irony :yesnod:


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InvisibleIn(di)go
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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5373870 - 03/07/06 11:18 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

hahahaha good to hear, man!


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InvisibleAliceDee
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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5373880 - 03/07/06 11:21 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
The temp agency called...

With a new job for me starting Monday, for 6 weeks or more...

It's with Google. :lol:

One floor up, doing administrative stuff for one of the advertising people.

Stupid desk job filing and keeping track of shit, but delicious breakfast and lunch are still free.

AND...

best of all...

I get a raise to 17 bucks an hour!


Later suckas, back to work wif me...catch you on the flipside.




does this mean your back???  :apple:


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Invisiblekit_kat
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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5373894 - 03/07/06 11:24 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

that sounds good, but why is it funny?


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InvisibleDarkcloud
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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5373895 - 03/07/06 11:25 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Nice one, OMR! :wink:

Quote:

HellaMeister said:
Congrats man.

I could get a job in Truckee (by Lake Tahoe)




Truckee is a ski-resort kinda town in CA, right? I believe I saw a postcard the other day that said "Truckee, CA" on it with snow and skis. I was thinking "Snow in Cali?!?!...strange".


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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5373925 - 03/07/06 11:34 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Well after these weeks, how come you don't try to apply to google afterwards? You are already familiar with stuff i guess...

Google is the shit in terms of jobs, mucho benefits.


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Invisibleeric_the_redS
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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5373929 - 03/07/06 11:36 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

so, you basically got a promotion for quitting your job?

good deal


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InvisibleIn(di)go
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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: kit_kat]
    #5373940 - 03/07/06 11:42 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

kit_kat said:
that sounds good, but why is it funny?




he has been working at google for the last few months and was going to be unemployed starting monday... and now another department at google re-hired him through the temp agency...


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InvisibleLe_Canard
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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5373985 - 03/07/06 11:58 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

They took you back, and that's a very good sign. Mebbe they want you on permanently one of these days.  :cool:


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InvisibleTheDude
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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5374004 - 03/07/06 12:03 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

hu is u?


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Invisiblesucklesworth
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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5374208 - 03/07/06 01:07 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

good job, sport


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InvisibleCowgold
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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5374218 - 03/07/06 01:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Way to go man.


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InvisibleLeastResistance
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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: Cowgold]
    #5374479 - 03/07/06 02:31 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

wow $17 an hour for a temp agency isnt bad at all, do you have a degree?


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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: LeastResistance]
    #5374567 - 03/07/06 02:51 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Yes, in English and American Literature, from a very well-regarded University.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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InvisibleBoom
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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5374592 - 03/07/06 02:56 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Belt Parkway Community College? :smirk:


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OfflineNoviseer
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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: Darkcloud]
    #5375076 - 03/07/06 05:08 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Darkcloud said:
I was thinking "Snow in Cali?!?!...strange".




Lake Tahoe, California:









Mammoth Mountain, California:








yea we've got snow here :laugh:


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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5375079 - 03/07/06 05:09 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I'm thinking of you while I'm sitting here googalizing.


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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5375150 - 03/07/06 05:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

congrats man, guess you wont have any new job jitters will ya :smile:


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i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

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InvisibleDarkcloud
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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: Noviseer]
    #5376722 - 03/08/06 07:24 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

"Heavenly" :wink:


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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5376756 - 03/08/06 07:45 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Glad to hear you kind of kept your job, with a bonus pay! Now, tell me what's for lunch, foo!:mrt:


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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: blissedout]
    #5376764 - 03/08/06 07:55 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Boiled meatloaf day!


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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5376772 - 03/08/06 08:00 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

With cream of acidic sloth soup, for starters.


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Offlinedrtyfrnk
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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: blissedout]
    #5376807 - 03/08/06 08:16 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Nice job OMR :laugh:

Hope the job is as good as your last one at google :smile:


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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5385159 - 03/10/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Weird:

Today is the last day of my current Google job. Part of my job description is that on Fridays I have to set up the desks of the people who are starting on Monday.

Since I'm starting a new job here on Monday, I have to go set up my own desk.

I'm in the Twigoogle Zone.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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InvisibleHELLA_TIGHT
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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5385164 - 03/10/06 11:04 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Leave yourself a joint.


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Re: Kind of fucking hilarious... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5385173 - 03/10/06 11:06 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

or a goatse


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