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OfflineHix
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Trying to keep a low profile......pffft HAhaha
    #5368106 - 03/05/06 05:44 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Well we smoked a little bit of canadian hydro in our off road usual spot. Well I really under-estimated the stuff and damn I was high. Well we were pulling out and I'm about the stupidest motherfucker known to man when I'm high, and we were fucked to the point that they were listening to me on how to drive. We were waiting for cars to pass, and I was like "DUDE DONT GO YET WE'LL GET HIT" and the kid driving is like "yeah i know dude i'm not retarded" and we sit there for like fifteen seconds before we realized that not only was the car very far away, but we still had time to pull out and get back on the road. We finally got it and the whole situation left me in delirium. My friend was like "alright we're gonna have to try to keep a low profile" I go into the mall and walk up to a bunch of kids that I didn't know and I was asking them If I knew them (or at least trying to, but I was laughing too hard for them to understand what I was saying). After my friend physically pulled me out of the situation, he's like "dude, I said let's keep a low profile, so what do you do? You walk up to a bunch of complete strangers asking if you knew them and telling them that you were high, while laughing your ass off." His explanation boosted the high and it was probably one of the funniest things I had ever seen. Then last night I tried hash for the first time, but don't remember any of it.

Well now you can go ahead and post stories of mind-altered stupidity in public places

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Re: Trying to keep a low profile......pffft HAhaha [Re: Hix]
    #5368109 - 03/05/06 05:46 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

youre that guy i hate to smoke with.

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Re: Trying to keep a low profile......pffft HAhaha [Re: roby000]
    #5368162 - 03/05/06 06:12 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

how old are you??

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Re: Trying to keep a low profile......pffft HAhaha [Re: Hix]
    #5368172 - 03/05/06 06:16 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Hix said:
I was asking them If I knew them (or at least trying to, but I was laughing too hard for them to understand what I was saying).




Heheh that is pretty funny.

Edited by Turn (03/05/06 06:18 PM)

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Re: Trying to keep a low profile......pffft HAhaha [Re: Turn]
    #5368202 - 03/05/06 06:26 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Seriously.

Fuck you. Bringin' down the up-n-comin' generation of smokers, is what you're doing...!

Why ya gotta do this, bro? I would absolutely relish a marijuana experience such as this one... however if such an event occured often, I would not be the habitual smoker I am...

And yet I smoke everyday, and the majority of it is very potent...
I doubt your "Canadian chronic hydro" or whatever the fuck; is any better than the weed I smoke 'chronically' every day...

Perhaps you are/were/may become an idiot, but can that be attributed to the marijuana... ? Slightly, but not to the degree by which you explain it.

Maybe I'm just really off or you're smoking laced pot, because I know I've been higher than you (on THC, at least) and still been able to distinguish who I knew and who I didn't know...

Apparently, you get higher off of a few hits of marijuana than I do on a few hits of good LSD...

Guess I'm just jealous of your neurochemical composition...


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Re: Trying to keep a low profile......pffft HAhaha [Re: Herbus]
    #5368225 - 03/05/06 06:32 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

"youre that guy i hate to smoke with."

Yeah, you're that guy that either

A) It's his first time (in highschool) and he's a bit of an idiot.

B) I never, ever smoke with again... because idiots aren't my thing.


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Re: Trying to keep a low profile......pffft HAhaha [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5368251 - 03/05/06 06:39 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Shall we form a coalition and take him out?

Somebody give him the article on doing drugs and being cool...

Basically, when you do drugs, it will not automatically make you cool and subsequently being to the far reaches of a particular substance does not make you any 'cooler,' than having a 'regular' experience.


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Re: Trying to keep a low profile......pffft HAhaha [Re: Herbus]
    #5368296 - 03/05/06 06:56 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Who the fuck jammed a stick in your asses. I was telling a story, not bragging and saying doing drugs was the cool thing to do. I also wasn't bragging about it being canadian hydro. That was a pretty normal experience, that's what we usually do because it's a small town and people get fucked up and go to the mall in small towns. But keep going ahead and rip on me for being a first timer and ruining your high, that's cool too

P.s.- I don't remember saying that was the highest I've ever been or anything close to it, I don't know where you guys got that I was just wanted to hear about funny stories of drug enhanced public craziness

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Re: Trying to keep a low profile......pffft HAhaha [Re: Herbus]
    #5368302 - 03/05/06 06:58 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

He will eventually make his way into the Darwin Awards, I wouldnt worry about him.
-Helge


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Re: Trying to keep a low profile......pffft HAhaha [Re: Helge]
    #5368313 - 03/05/06 07:02 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

sorry everybody I didn't know I'd piss you guys off that bad

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Re: Trying to keep a low profile......pffft HAhaha [Re: Hix]
    #5368324 - 03/05/06 07:06 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

LOLz ROFL LOL!111!!!11 d00d!!1!! this one time I smoked this ill cr0nic h3rbz and got mad fuxxored in public!

^this is how your post reads. Not too impressive huh? That kind of attitude towards drugs of any kind is not one that is looked favorably upon around here as you can tell from the posts before me. Don't be discouraged by them though. Read around here, at worst, you'll pick up some random information and at best you could actually learn a thing or two.


Welcome to the shroomery. Judging by your current views on substances and your attitudes towards them as judged from you post I'd say you could learn a lot from this place.


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Re: Trying to keep a low profile......pffft HAhaha [Re: Hix]
    #5368330 - 03/05/06 07:09 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

lol, its all good buddy... Just use common sense while using substances of any kind. If you cant handle them very well, make sure you are in an area that is safe. Driving is not particularly safe regardless if you are on anything. People like you are the ones who get into accidents, and then the accident is blamed on the drugs, which basically gives a bad name to everyone who uses them(Although we know better then to listen the that bullshit)

Just don't do stupid shit like that, and if you do... Don't brag about it on a forum like this which discourages shit like you are doing..
-Helge


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Re: Trying to keep a low profile......pffft HAhaha [Re: Helge]
    #5368345 - 03/05/06 07:13 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Yea that whole driving business wasn't too smart. And Helge, you quoted yourself???

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Re: Trying to keep a low profile......pffft HAhaha [Re: Helge]
    #5368353 - 03/05/06 07:15 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Sorry to piss everyone off, I don't take pot seriously at all when I'm with my friends though. It doesn't reflect my attitude on other drugs though, but pot isn't much of a serious drug for me. I'm sorry to sound like a discouraging shit, I guess I learned my lesson about idle drug chit-chat around you hardliners....

*sits back down in kiddy seat, and hangs head*

edit: I'm a lightweight and got the other two kids high many a time before so they decided it was time to get me back, and I was a lot higher, so they could handle driving.

Edited by Hix (03/05/06 07:24 PM)

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Re: Trying to keep a low profile......pffft HAhaha [Re: powerpak14]
    #5368354 - 03/05/06 07:15 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

??? I quoted myself ???

what?


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Re: Trying to keep a low profile......pffft HAhaha [Re: Helge]
    #5368355 - 03/05/06 07:15 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Hey now folks, I think we've all been in this situation once or twice; play nice :grin:

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Re: Trying to keep a low profile......pffft HAhaha [Re: powerpak14]
    #5368358 - 03/05/06 07:17 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah I'd hate to get high with this kid. Always fucking worrying about what the fuck hes going to do next. I'd feel like a babysitter watching a fucking retard who just got retarded haha. Good luck man have a nice life hahahaha

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Re: Trying to keep a low profile......pffft HAhaha [Re: Atheist]
    #5368365 - 03/05/06 07:20 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah... He will eventually learn, no big deal, shit happens... The thing I hate most is shrooming around people who cant handle it. After an experience where one person brings everyone else into having a bad trip I am VERY cautious of who I am around while using hallucinogens


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Re: Trying to keep a low profile......pffft HAhaha *DELETED* [Re: Atheist]
    #5368368 - 03/05/06 07:20 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Trying to keep a low profile......pffft HAhaha [Re: roby000]
    #5368375 - 03/05/06 07:24 PM (18 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, for me, its "Fucking Brian" oh, and "Fucking Sam"

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