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mushboy
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guess who lives next door
#5367947 - 03/05/06 04:24 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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BALTIMORE COUNTY K9!!!x2
omfg all the weed i smoke in this house...the times ive tripped.. been fucking trashed and a 2 k9 dogs are about 200ft away! good thing is that the cop told me the dogs command word because one of them is INSANE. unable to complete training due to voilent outburst and unpredictable nature. yay.
its my way of gettin back at the man when i tell both the police dogs to roll over. sit, stay, speak, shake( ime never near them they just put their paws up)
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Jim


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Re: guess who lives next door [Re: mushboy]
#5367949 - 03/05/06 04:27 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I lived next to a police k9 for a while... I would puff outside with friends and the dog would never flip out or anything... the dog was very well behaved.
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Koala Koolio
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Re: guess who lives next door [Re: Jim]
#5367954 - 03/05/06 04:30 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah, most of them probably only 'hit' when they're told to anyway. AKA, when the cop sees a black dude. Or they just train them to sniff out black dudes.
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Delinquentes
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Re: guess who lives next door [Re: Koala Koolio]
#5368239 - 03/05/06 06:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dogs are passive unless specifically told to hunt. They are just dogs after all. No special powers here.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: guess who lives next door [Re: mushboy]
#5368279 - 03/05/06 06:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I have a similarly funny story.
A friend of mine from some years back used to grow pot in a building on his property. He also bred German Sheperd dogs which the local State Police barracks bought several of. The State Trooper who negotiated the purchase of the dogs always bragged about the "high quality" of the dogs that came from my friend and how they made great K-9's.
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Mitchnast
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Re: guess who lives next door [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5368428 - 03/05/06 07:39 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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dude, you just located yourself.
you might as well say "hey cops, come arrest me, got lotsa weed and I live next door to the two dogs on your force in baltimore co. you know, the one crazy dog that cant make the team? Dont worry about a warrant, just send the dogs over and it will give you probable cause. youll know its me when i start using the command words."
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Koala Koolio
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Re: guess who lives next door [Re: Mitchnast]
#5368506 - 03/05/06 08:06 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I was just about to say that...
You may have just narrowed your ass down to 2 houses.
-------------------- You're not like the others. You like the same things I do. Wax paper, boiled football leather... dog breath. We're not hitch-hiking anymore, we're riding!
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Mitchnast
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Re: guess who lives next door [Re: Koala Koolio]
#5368735 - 03/05/06 09:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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if you edit your post, PM me and i will also change mine to delete the dangerous info.
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