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One moment you're fine, the next it's AAAARGH!!
    #5364955 - 03/04/06 03:34 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Just made some of this authentic West Indies hot sauce and it is HOT!!!

My nose is on fire and running like mad just from smelling the stuff lol  :crazy:

Home-Style Inner Beauty Hot Sauce :hotidea:

12 Fresh habanero chiles -- roughly chopped, seeded
1 Ripe mango -- peel, pit, mash
1 c Cheap yellow prepared mustard
1/4 c Brown sugar -- packed
1/4 c White vinegar
1 tb Prepared curry powder
1 tb Ground cumin
1 tb Chili powder
Salt and freshly cracked
Black pepper -- to taste

Mix all the ingredients together and stand back. This will
keep, covered and refrigerated, until the year 2018. Be careful,
though: If it spills, it will eat a hole in your refrigerator.
If you ever want to dispose of it, call the local toxic waste
specialists.

WARNING: Use this to enhance dull and boring food. Keep away from pets, open flames, unsupervised children, and bad advice. This is not a toy. This is serious. Stand up straight, sit right, and stop mumbling.


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Re: One moment you're fine, the next it's AAAARGH!! [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5364976 - 03/04/06 03:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

That sounds like Carribean Butt Burner sauce... I'd eat it. :laugh:


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Re: One moment you're fine, the next it's AAAARGH!! [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5364980 - 03/04/06 03:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I love hot stuff- peppers, horseradish, wasabi, hot sauces...unfortunately, I dislike that fire coming out my ass the next day.But you're right, good hot peppers are like an old time "kook shot" :syringe: to me...


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Re: One moment you're fine, the next it's AAAARGH!! [Re: vinsue]
    #5365020 - 03/04/06 04:01 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

When I was drinking very heavily ("clean" since 2001 here, and I can still drink) I was getting into hotter and hotter goulashes and currys. Having bounced a bottle in our communal hallway (dead drunk from the top of the stairs -do not try this at home-) I wanted to apologise for my behaviour. At that time I was doing alot of cooking at a friends and that night had cooked up the meanest of all my veggie scorchers. I left a note with a takeaway container full of this stuff outside my neighbours flat. Unfortunatley (given the benefit of hindsight) they did not avail themselves of my fine cuisine but instead left it on the hall dresser spilling some. Two or three days later when I was finally sober enough to take stock of the situation I removed the food from the hallway noting, to my alarm, that it appeared to have removed rather alot of the paint from the dresser top.
Those interested in repeating this experiment will need "Natco" red chilli-powder.

(Disclaimer: Wonderful as this story is I am afraid that given my -understandably- imperfect recollections of this period of my life it may -unfortunately- be apocryphal.)


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"Odrade read the word silently and then aloud.
"Arafel."
She knew this word.Reverend Mothers of the tyrants time had impressed it into the Bene Gesserit consciousness,tracing it's roots to the most ancient sources.
"Arafel:the cloud darkness at the end of the universe.""


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Re: One moment you're fine, the next it's AAAARGH!! [Re: Silverwolf]
    #5365058 - 03/04/06 04:18 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Silverwolf said:
When I was drinking very heavily ("clean" since 2001 here, and I can still drink) I was getting into hotter and hotter goulashes and currys. Having bounced a bottle in our communal hallway (dead drunk from the top of the stairs -do not try this at home-) I wanted to apologise for my behaviour. At that time I was doing alot of cooking at a friends and that night had cooked up the meanest of all my veggie scorchers. I left a note with a takeaway container full of this stuff outside my neighbours flat. Unfortunatley (given the benefit of hindsight) they did not avail themselves of my fine cuisine but instead left it on the hall dresser spilling some. Two or three days later when I was finally sober enough to take stock of the situation I removed the food from the hallway noting, to my alarm, that it appeared to have removed rather alot of the paint from the dresser top.
Those interested in repeating this experiment will need "Natco" red chilli-powder.

(Disclaimer: Wonderful as this story is I am afraid that given my -understandably- imperfect recollections of this period of my life it may -unfortunately- be apocryphal.)




Translation:

When I was drunk I pissed some flatmates off so I left a homemade curry outside their door to make up for it. They put it on the hallway table and the resulting spill stripped the paint off the table.

The End.  :grin:


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Re: One moment you're fine, the next it's AAAARGH!! [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5365068 - 03/04/06 04:22 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Can you throw an empty bottle twelve feet so that it lands on it's bottom edge and bounces harmlessly on the floor ?.........Well?.

(go practice)


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"Odrade read the word silently and then aloud.
"Arafel."
She knew this word.Reverend Mothers of the tyrants time had impressed it into the Bene Gesserit consciousness,tracing it's roots to the most ancient sources.
"Arafel:the cloud darkness at the end of the universe.""


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Re: One moment you're fine, the next it's AAAARGH!! [Re: Silverwolf]
    #5365086 - 03/04/06 04:28 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I've dropped a bottle 5 floors off a multi-storey car park onto concrete and it bounced without breaking  :smirk:


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Re: One moment you're fine, the next it's AAAARGH!! [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5365115 - 03/04/06 04:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I stand in awe! Were you drunk?

P.S Habaneros are little difficlult to get hold of in the U.K, I'd substitute "Scots' Bonnets".


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"Odrade read the word silently and then aloud.
"Arafel."
She knew this word.Reverend Mothers of the tyrants time had impressed it into the Bene Gesserit consciousness,tracing it's roots to the most ancient sources.
"Arafel:the cloud darkness at the end of the universe.""


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Re: One moment you're fine, the next it's AAAARGH!! [Re: Silverwolf]
    #5365128 - 03/04/06 04:39 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Silverwolf said:
Were you drunk?




Stone cold sober.

It was a champagne bottle, built for high pressure  :wink:


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Re: One moment you're fine, the next it's AAAARGH!! [Re: Amatoxin]
    #5365135 - 03/04/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Amatoxin said:
Quote:

Silverwolf said:
Were you drunk?




Stone cold sober.

It was a champagne bottle, built for high pressure  :wink:




You were sober? Honestly there's no excuse !


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"Odrade read the word silently and then aloud.
"Arafel."
She knew this word.Reverend Mothers of the tyrants time had impressed it into the Bene Gesserit consciousness,tracing it's roots to the most ancient sources.
"Arafel:the cloud darkness at the end of the universe.""


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Re: One moment you're fine, the next it's AAAARGH!! [Re: mediman0078]
    #5368277 - 03/05/06 06:49 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Well, thought I'd leave this stuff in the fridge for a while for the flavours to meld but I've just tried it on a bacon sandwich and it is GREAT!  :laugh:

Really nice spicy, fruity flavour then - WHAM!!! Can't recomend this stuff highly enough  :smile:

If you can't get the habaneros just use dried birds eye chillis until you've got that right level of heat.

Good shit!


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