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Invisibleshriek
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If you found the magic lamp
    #5363979 - 03/04/06 09:11 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

and got 3 wishes granted , what would they be?

mine would be

oerfect health, knowledge and a lifetime supply of LSD.


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Re: If you found the magic lamp [Re: shriek]
    #5363986 - 03/04/06 09:14 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Probably 3 more lamps... :shrug:


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Re: If you found the magic lamp [Re: vinsue]
    #5363988 - 03/04/06 09:14 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

umlimited wishes. would be my first wish.


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Re: If you found the magic lamp [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #5363991 - 03/04/06 09:15 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

beat me to it.


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Re: If you found the magic lamp [Re: Abudiwa]
    #5363993 - 03/04/06 09:16 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

nirvana in this lifetime


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Re: If you found the magic lamp [Re: Woland]
    #5363999 - 03/04/06 09:20 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I would like to possess all knowledge and understanding. To be able to communicate that knowledge and understanding to anyone and everything at anytime. And three girls at once


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Re: If you found the magic lamp [Re: gratefulgere]
    #5364040 - 03/04/06 09:39 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i dont think you can ask for more wishes hehe, its against the lamp-rules and the lamp spirit has better things to do than grant all your wishes :cool:
heh


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Re: If you found the magic lamp [Re: shriek]
    #5364114 - 03/04/06 10:16 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

how about the ability to grant ones own wishes
that way the lamp can grant your 3 wishes and split :smile:
and you would have the ability to have anything you wish for :laugh:


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Re: If you found the magic lamp [Re: DriAno]
    #5364129 - 03/04/06 10:23 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

I wanna place to rest my penis for the nite.


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Re: If you found the magic lamp [Re: DriAno]
    #5364131 - 03/04/06 10:23 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

gey

mine -

CARS
CLOTHES
HOs
AND MOTHERFUCKING DIAMONDS ON MY MOTHERFUCKING TOES.


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Re: If you found the magic lamp [Re: TYL3R]
    #5364195 - 03/04/06 10:48 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

complete understanding of the true nature of the universe


if i had that i dont think i'd ever need anything again


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Re: If you found the magic lamp [Re: Help on the Way]
    #5364205 - 03/04/06 10:51 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Help on the Way said:
complete understanding of the true nature of the universe


if i had that i dont think i'd ever need anything again





you would need some serious doses of prozac my man.

I speak from a position of experience. I know.


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Re: If you found the magic lamp [Re: shriek]
    #5364220 - 03/04/06 10:57 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

what about ending the pain and misery of the innocent? surely thats more important than a lifetime supply of LSD....


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Re: If you found the magic lamp [Re: DieCommie]
    #5364231 - 03/04/06 11:01 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

sure or world peace and so on. but i was thinkin, when i wrote this, things for myself and not for everyone else.


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Re: If you found the magic lamp [Re: shriek]
    #5364236 - 03/04/06 11:02 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

lsd for everyone all the time. woo haa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: If you found the magic lamp [Re: shriek]
    #5364239 - 03/04/06 11:03 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

write a massivly huge freakin list of everything i want. Then use 1 wish and wish that i had everything on the paper.


then just save the other 2 wishes for another time.



Loopholes rock :cool:


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