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OfflineMadtowntripper
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Hilarity Ensues....
    #5363698 - 03/04/06 03:19 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

So i worked late tonight, went right to bed. Sound Asleep.

4.00 AM. I wake up to the doorbell going "BRRRIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGG"

WHOAH.

So I live on the third floor, and you cant get into the lobby unless someone buzzes you in. So i pressed the buzzer and went back to my room.

i get halfway there and...

BRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

FUCK.

So I leaned on the buzzer for like, 30 seconds and then went back to bed.

I figured it was my roomate, wasted. I laid in bed for 5 minutes and didnt hear anyone come in, so I figured I better make she hadnt fallen down the stairs and died.

I went down the hallway and opened the door, and there she is, lying between the second and third floors, with her hands on the railing and her legs limp, dragging herself up the stairs, yelling "I dont even fuckin care!"

fuckint e4unke....


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InvisibleChikitta
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Re: Hilarity Ensues.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5363709 - 03/04/06 03:31 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

does she get that wasted every weekend?


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Re: Hilarity Ensues.... [Re: Chikitta]
    #5363838 - 03/04/06 07:34 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

hahahahaha... what a mess


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Re: Hilarity Ensues.... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5363840 - 03/04/06 07:38 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

That bitch is nuts. You gotta get her to make an account here.


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Re: Hilarity Ensues.... [Re: daimyo]
    #5363898 - 03/04/06 08:27 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

amen.


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Re: Hilarity Ensues.... [Re: daimyo]
    #5364282 - 03/04/06 11:15 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

daimyo said:
That bitch is nuts.  You gotta get her to make an account here.





fer real,  :thumbup:


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