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OfflineSpooge
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Hey, I got an idea
    #5360142 - 03/02/06 11:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Sinece Gillette(not any sexy ass shroomerite)  :cool: has come out with "FUSION" - the Five bladed razor, I've been bestowed with a great idea.

I'm going to make the greatest innovation ever and I'm going to market it accordingly.  Charging only a 20 dollar bill AT LEAST for my product(which would only cost me $2.85 in materials, $6.32 in labour, per razor...at the most).

I'm going to get the best visual effects producer for my "slick" commercial and the most corny voice.

The product.......


well, thruth is, I need some help on the name.  Help me out

"MACH INTENSITY" - 'Experience the intensity of 14 nano tech-diamond-silver blades with aloe, ginsing(for energy) and "various mostiourizers"

"MACH 6" - 'SIX blades.....the best a man can get...when we come out with the mach 7 it STILL will be the best!'

"MACH'NESS MADNESS" - 'Can you handle the madness of 6 blades and a tiny blade on the bottom & top of the razor and even a nose trimmer on the end of the handle?'

ok, maybe I need some work  :wink:

*end poking fun at Gillete...the best a man can get*


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OfflineIdiot
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Re: Hey, I got an idea [Re: Spooge]
    #5360315 - 03/03/06 12:58 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

or the

SUPERSONIC MAN-FACE SMOOTHERER: "In the handle; a tube of clubbed seal semen, pr oven to soften the skin and leave a shave closer than no other. Up top; 28, no 37 stainable-steel diamond (cubic-zirconia) tipped blades forged using steel from decommissioned Concord air crafts in the deep blue fires of Mt. Hindu Kush."


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OfflineTodcasil
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Re: Hey, I got an idea [Re: Idiot]
    #5360328 - 03/03/06 01:02 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

mach ROCK

you to can play lead guitar without a goatee!


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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OfflineSpooge
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Re: Hey, I got an idea [Re: Todcasil]
    #5360333 - 03/03/06 01:04 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

hehe awesome guys  :grin:


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