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Two Gators
    #5356851 - 03/02/06 09:44 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Two gators were sittin at the edge of the swamp.

The smaller gator says to the bigger one, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."

The big gator says, "Well what you been eatin', boy?"

"Politicians - same as you", replied the small gator.

"Hmmm. Where do y'all catch'em?

"Down 'tother side of the old swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol."

"Same here. Hmmm. How do you catch'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexuses and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jumps out, grabs 'em by the leg, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

Ah!" says the big gator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. You see, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a politician, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a briefcase."


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Sincerely,

Skeptikos


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