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Cowgold
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DAMN
#5347562 - 02/27/06 10:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I left work today to go to a jobsite and I drove a diesel. Half way there I ran out of fuel. DAMN! I fealt retarded. I knew I was gonna run out but I thought I could go a little further, NO! I walked 8 miles my legs are sore.
I walked to 3 gas stations and none had diesel. Then I went to Walmart and they had some but I had to go in to get the gas can. Well my expense card has restrictions apparently because I couldn't buy a gas can. DAMN!
So I walk back to the truck, call the number on the back of my license and a cop comes and helps out. He was actually pretty cool. Drove me around to a bunch of different gas stations. While we were driving around, he ran a car's plates and he says, "DAMN! they've got warrants." and I thought, "DAMN! Too bad I ran outta gas dude." 
Anyways after putting diesel in the truck it wouldn't start. So I had it towed to the dealership. 5 hours on the side of the road and now i'm home. I'm tired and am about to light up, Relax.
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Kerr
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Re: DAMN [Re: Cowgold]
#5347569 - 02/27/06 10:45 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sounds like a pain in the ass, glad to hear you're home now, sit back and puff a bowl, I think I'll do the same
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DNKYD
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Re: DAMN [Re: Cowgold]
#5347579 - 02/27/06 10:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Haha. That cop sounds like he was cool. Sucks running out of gas, don't it? The only time I did was when I was just starting to turn the wheel to make a left into the gas station. Then some butch-lookin lady gave me a push into the station.
Spark that shit up man, you deserve it.
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Demonichildren
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Re: DAMN [Re: DNKYD]
#5347657 - 02/27/06 11:05 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I don't get it, you must have wanted to walk 8 miles, hang out with a cop? Or wait was it that you were necessary to occupy the police officer because he was going to run a plate and arrest some people who really didn't need any trouble. Feels like the second one to me. God works in mysterious ways doesn't he son?
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Cowgold
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I'll make it a little easier to understand for you.
run out of fuel
Walk to 3 gas stations to find no diesel.
Walk to Walmart for diesel and can't buy a gas can with the gas card 'cause the can is in the store.
Walk to the truck pissed off and no diesel.
Call the number on the back of my license for Roadside assistance.
Cop shows up and I get a ride to a gas station to buy the gas can.
I BS'd with him some. Watch the Olympics? Can you clock people from behind? He didn't really say much. The whole time he's on the radio and typing shit in the computer. Then he says, "Damn, they've got warrants."
Then I get a ride back to walmart to get diesel.
I got back and filled the truck with diesel and primed the filter. It wouldn't start so I had it towed to the dealership.
Running out of gas sucks shit. And BTW, I'm not your god damn son.
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DNKYD
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Re: DAMN [Re: Cowgold]
#5347722 - 02/27/06 11:26 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Simisu
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Re: DAMN [Re: DNKYD]
#5348312 - 02/28/06 05:06 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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i was working in a gas station last year... most emberessing thing i've ever done that whole year....... it was the sabath and it was just me and a friend working (blazed out of our minds of course... gotta smoke up or you turn into a zombie doing that job all day!) this big ass car comes along and out comes this arabic buissnes man and asks me to fill it up... now i KNOW it's supposed to be regular and i SAY "regular?" he say's "yup" and i stick in the DIESEL!!! it gets filled up he pays and THEN i finelly see what the fuck i did... i was lucky enough to catch him befor he tried starting the engin
turns out he was in a hurry ontop of all and showing some guy around that came from france or somewhere and they were in the middle of some sort of deal or something!!! (that guy was sitting in the middle of the back sit with his suitcase on him looking like a compleat dick)
if it was any other person i would have had to pay LOADS of money for the towing and the tank cleaning and everything but that guy asked about what's gonna happen and i explained that i'd have to pay so he asked me why not my boss... he ended up paying like 230$ (approximatly) and i never heared about it again! he was totally cool about it but i felt like SHIT!!! they were stuck there for like an hour untill someone picked them up and someone stayed untill the car got towed
no more smoking for that shift
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Re: DAMN [Re: Simisu]
#5348315 - 02/28/06 05:08 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Man, sounds like a shitty way to spend a day, with an evil vehicle that just wasn't cooperating. Glad you got home safe and sound to the boards though!
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