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RandalFlagg
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For the ladies
#5347397 - 02/27/06 10:08 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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recalcitrant
My Own God

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I am the perfect man.
I am white. I am 6'7" 230lbs, athletic build. I am absolutely brilliant. I have perfect teeth, a well paying job. I'm polite, well mannered and thoughtful. I have size 15 shoes...
But that's the whole problem. Women don't want these things. They say they do, but every guy I see with a hot girlfriend is short, fat and a complete jerk.
Nice guys finish last, so be a prick. You'll get laid more often.
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Demonichildren
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The ultimate is my friend. He talks alot, is a asshole, but most interestingly can read a girls mind/history. But then again, I talk a lot, am a complete jerkoff (I assume all women are sluts haha), and I get laid. So whatever is your preference on women.
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RandalFlagg
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Wow...I find it utterly amazing that every thread I start that has to do with the sexes turns into a woman-bashing convention.
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Penguarky Tunguin
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What is your goal of starting such threads then?
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RandalFlagg
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Quote:
McKennaDMT said: What is your goal of starting such threads then?
I actually thought that women would laugh at that picture. I thought it was kind of funny.
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Boom
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said:
Liek, omgosh, it's about time someone said it! :highfive:
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RandalFlagg
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Re: For the ladies [Re: Boom]
#5347582 - 02/27/06 10:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Booooom said: Liek, omgosh, it's about time someone said it! :highfive:
That's the spirit.
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I wish there was a high 5 gramelin
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Randall, thats the funniest fuckin picture I've ever seen...keep up the good work, your effort never goes unnoticed and you're an asset to this community....
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RandalFlagg
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Re: For the ladies [Re: Boom]
#5347613 - 02/27/06 10:57 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Man...I'm just bummed. All of the misogynist threads I started in my Shroomery career were definately based on real life thoughts but they were exaggerated to be more joking than anything else. During the Canadian ski gathering some of us were playing scrabble and Woodscall said, "So...do you really hate women?". I was taken aback by this. I don't hate women at all. I hope people don't think this of me.
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RandalFlagg
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*Randal starts blubbering uncontrollably*
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DNKYD
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Let it out, Randal, let it out. We're here for you.
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Boom
just a tester

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I always pictured you as a clean and sober yet bitter guy that rolls with a piece and nails the occasional bar slut, only to reaffirm his feelings that women are weakminded and simple.
But, the typed word is often misleading.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: For the ladies [Re: Boom]
#5347667 - 02/27/06 11:09 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Booooom said: I always pictured you as a clean and sober yet bitter guy that rolls with a piece and nails the occasional bar slut, only to reaffirm his feelings that women are weakminded and simple.
But, the typed word is often misleading.
Oh God! 
I don't think women are weak. It takes a pretty strong person to be able to simultaneously rub my feet, cook my dinner, fellate me, clean the house, and obey my every whim.
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Boom
just a tester

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I know you don't mean that and I know you (most likely) aren't misogynistic. But that sig doesn't help me paint a positive picture of you
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Maybe you should start doing drugs and be cool. No one likes a sober guy!
On a serious note, I'm actually doing better than I was say 3 months ago. I had to deliver some papers to the school I will be attending in a few months and my god, the pieces of meat there were parading around in front of my eyes.... smelling like heaven....
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RandalFlagg
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Re: For the ladies [Re: Boom]
#5347689 - 02/27/06 11:15 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Booooom said: I know you don't mean that and I know you (most likely) aren't misogynistic.
I'm really not. I try to be a sweetheart in real life. 
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Booooom said: But that sig doesn't help me paint a positive picture of you
It's just a clip from "Fight Club". I thought it was cool.
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just a tester

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"You can't smoke in here"
I know that...
I just have been recently picturing you as that guy
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RandalFlagg
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Re: For the ladies [Re: Boom]
#5347705 - 02/27/06 11:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Booooom said: I just have been recently picturing you as that guy
What tipped you off? The quiet desperation? The apartment full of IKEA furniture?
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