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Re: Kirk or Picard? [Re: Boglyn]
    #5900068 - 07/25/06 10:31 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Hell yeah Kirk had alien STD's. Notice how in practically every episode of the old Star Trek series there was some alien babe pining over him?


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Re: Kirk or Picard? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5900080 - 07/25/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah but you know their parts aren't like ours. I am pretty sure most of the reproductive organs on aliens center around the belly button region.


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Re: Kirk or Picard? [Re: theuser]
    #5900084 - 07/25/06 10:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Picard, but Kirk, oh Kirk, he is so good.

I grew up with picard :laugh:


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Re: Kirk or Picard? [Re: Silverwolf]
    #5901086 - 07/26/06 04:57 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)
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There is a story that Leonard Nimoy once had to use the vulcan neck pinch/grip (?) to stop Shattner singing !





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Re: Kirk or Picard? [Re: Asante]
    #5901153 - 07/26/06 05:47 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Kirk - no question about it, and I give this as the primary evidence.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=D-yy2URAYqU&search=william%20shatner%20lucy%20in%20the%20sky


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Re: Kirk or Picard? [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #5901157 - 07/26/06 05:49 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Kirk rocks.

Although, its sometimes annoying to se how much Shatner loves himself.


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Re: Kirk or Picard? [Re: theuser]
    #5901203 - 07/26/06 06:20 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

You should have added an option for neither!


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Re: Kirk or Picard? [Re: theuser]
    #5901254 - 07/26/06 07:06 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

picard, no contest!


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Re: Kirk or Picard? [Re: Asante]
    #5901420 - 07/26/06 09:24 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Thats just a swinging good song!


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Re: Kirk or Picard? [Re: Krishna]
    #5901443 - 07/26/06 09:32 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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picard, no contest!




I hate agreeing with hippies.  But I agree with Krishna. :stoned:


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Re: Kirk or Picard? [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5901858 - 07/26/06 12:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

picard played ghandi. end of story


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Re: Kirk or Picard? [Re: evolprim]
    #5901881 - 07/26/06 01:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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picard played ghandi. end of story




Yes, but Ben Kingsley played Gandhi as well. Does that mean that if Ben Kingsley jumped off a bridge, that I should jump off a bridge also? Are we all supposed to go around blindly following actors who played Gandhi?

What about actors who played Jawaharlal Nehru, such as the versatile Roshan Seth? What blind allegiance do I owe them? Where will it all end? Oh the humanity, the humanity...

Oops, I think I got carried away. Never mind... :wink:


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Re: Kirk or Picard? [Re: Papaver]
    #5902021 - 07/26/06 02:11 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

What about when Worf played Mother Teresa? He was good in that role.


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Re: Kirk or Picard? [Re: GnuBobo]
    #5902230 - 07/26/06 03:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Good point. Didn't he get an Emmy nomination for that performance?

theorganicdomino posted a link to this above, but I didn't want anyone to overlook it. It's pretty damn groovy...



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Re: Kirk or Picard? [Re: theuser]
    #5902790 - 07/26/06 07:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I grew up with Picard but I think Kirk handled everything much better than Picard. Picard lost Yiar(man do i feel like a nerd) Did Kirk lose any of his crew? And Kirk is just better anyway. He didn't have all the technology picard had and still kicked ass. I can remember all the characters in Kirk's crew while Picard I can recall a few but Kirk's crew is universally known. Sure Picard has Data, but Kirk has Spock who totally kicks ass to a new level of shit! I mean it's no contest.

Nobody says beam me up Worf. All Picard has is "Make it happen or make it so"

The bottom line fellaz is that Kirk was whoop the shit out of Picard any day. It's not even fair how much Kirk dominates over Picard.
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Re: Kirk or Picard? [Re: Papaver]
    #5902862 - 07/26/06 08:10 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)
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Can things possibly suck any harder?
Yes.


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Re: Kirk or Picard? [Re: Cracka_X]
    #5903088 - 07/26/06 09:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Cracka_X said:
Picard lost Yiar(man do i feel like a nerd)




Dude...that Tar Monster thing was unstoppable. Niether Kirk nor Picard could have done anything to stop Tasha's untimely end.

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Cracka_X said:
Did Kirk lose any of his crew?




Only about a bazillion security officers.


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Cracka_X said:
And Kirk is just better anyway. He didn't have all the technology picard had and still kicked ass.




Kirk was such a pretentious windbag when compared to the refined and elegant badassness of Picard.

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The bottom line fellaz is that Kirk was whoop the shit out of Picard any day. It's not even fair how much Kirk dominates over Picard.
GUHguhgUhgUHgUhgUGhGUhgUGUhgg that's all i gotta say.




If Kirk and Picard were to fight, Patrick Stewart would strangle Shatner with his own hair-piece.


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Re: Kirk or Picard? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5903209 - 07/26/06 09:36 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Kirk would have found a way so far-out that it would've saved Yiar.

When I say crew I mean the original crew.

Aside from Kirk's arrogance, he was the baddest. For the tools he was given, he made damn good use of them.

Picard was too refined and he was good, which probably that character played the captain in The Next Generation.

I've seen more of the Next Generation than the old school but the old school was primitive and basic at a certain degree. Kirk never faced the borg or an entity that could tear their ship apart. Now that I think of it, Picard was dealt much more difficult scenarios...

But I'm all about the old school, baby.


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Re: Kirk or Picard? [Re: Cracka_X]
    #5903226 - 07/26/06 09:40 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

romulans were pretty stiff competition


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Re: Kirk or Picard? [Re: debianlinux]
    #5903234 - 07/26/06 09:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

They were but the Borg were stiffer than stiff. They didn't give a shit. You couldn't outrun a Borg Cube and if they wanted you dead then that was it.

Then there was Q.


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