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TheShroomHermit
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Everytime you kill a kitten
#5343250 - 02/26/06 10:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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God masterbates.
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Spenny
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As expected.
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TYL3R


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laem
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Infrared
sleeping


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sumin liek dat
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Konnrade
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Yes, yes... you hate organized religion. So does everyone else who wants to fit in with the expectations of cultured society.
Hatred quota for a citizen of earth:(Citizens are expected to hate the following things in order to be considered normal) - Organized Religion
- Beleif in a God
- President Bush
- Communism
- Capitalism
- Corporations
- People who hate corporations (They must be commies!!!)
- loners
- Minorities (except ethnic minorities)
- People who hate ethnic minorities
- Bigots (defined as people who are more of a bigot than normal)
- People who are less of a bigot than tnormal
- Hypocrites (defined as people who are more of a hypocrite than normal)
- Peope who are less hypocritical than normal
- The "man"
- Anyone who hates the "man" (if the "man" is present and needs to be given a good impression of you)
- People who look different, but not different in a stereotypical way (I.E. who do not look "different" by looking exactly like everyone else of their subdivision of society)
- People who disagree with this list
- People who do a bad job of looking like they agree with the list
- Anyone whose morals show how wrong the list truly is
To calculate how normal everyone thinks you are, check each item which is true for you, OR each item you pretend is true for you (assuming others beleive it). All who contradict clearly suck, because everyone else told you they were wrong, and besides... you like the way things are, so anything else is clearly deserving of ridicule. Intolerance is acceptable, as is being disrespectful... they don't deserve to be treated with respect or manners, they disagree with the list. *********************This has been my reminder of how people are willing to be assinine towards others because of a perception that their popular idea is superior due to it being socially excepted. Thanks for your prejudice, it's greatly appreciated. Welcome to the group that likes you because you agree with their spaghetti monster point of view. If you mock all other ideas that contradict it, maybe they'll like you more. If you were just joking, then my rant is not aimed at you. Nonetheless, don't forget it, it's important to us all.
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JonnyOnTheSpot
Sober Surfer


Registered: 01/27/02
Posts: 11,527
Loc: North Carolina
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Re: Everytime you kill a kitten [Re: Konnrade]
#5343587 - 02/26/06 11:03 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Konnrade said: Yes, yes... you hate organized religion. So does everyone else who wants to fit in with the expectations of cultured society.
Hatred quota for a citizen of earth: (Citizens are expected to hate the following things in order to be considered normal) - Organized Religion
- Beleif in a God
- President Bush
- Communism
- Capitalism
- Corporations
- People who hate corporations (They must be commies!!!)
- loners
- Minorities (except ethnic minorities)
- People who hate ethnic minorities
- Bigots (defined as people who are more of a bigot than normal)
- People who are less of a bigot than tnormal
- Hypocrites (defined as people who are more of a hypocrite than normal)
- Peope who are less hypocritical than normal
- The "man"
- Anyone who hates the "man" (if the "man" is present and needs to be given a good impression of you)
- People who look different, but not different in a stereotypical way (I.E. who do not look "different" by looking exactly like everyone else of their subdivision of society)
- People who disagree with this list
- People who do a bad job of looking like they agree with the list
- Anyone whose morals show how wrong the list truly is
To calculate how normal everyone thinks you are, check each item which is true for you, OR each item you pretend is true for you (assuming others beleive it).
All who contradict clearly suck, because everyone else told you they were wrong, and besides... you like the way things are, so anything else is clearly deserving of ridicule. Intolerance is acceptable, as is being disrespectful... they don't deserve to be treated with respect or manners, they disagree with the list.
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This has been my reminder of how people are willing to be assinine towards others because of a perception that their popular idea is superior due to it being socially excepted. Thanks for your prejudice, it's greatly appreciated.
Welcome to the group that likes you because you agree with their spaghetti monster point of view. If you mock all other ideas that contradict it, maybe they'll like you more.
If you were just joking, then my rant is not aimed at you. Nonetheless, don't forget it, it's important to us all.
that totally came out of nowhere.
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supercollider
superconducting


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Loc: Waxahachie
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Re: Everytime you kill a kitten [Re: Konnrade]
#5343604 - 02/26/06 11:08 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Konnrade usually I love your posts, but man, you're really reaching. How did you decide what thread to put that in? Roll a d20 and count down from the top of the Pub?
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Konnrade
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Re: Everytime you kill a kitten [Re: supercollider]
#5343617 - 02/26/06 11:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeah, I'm totally reaching, but I wanted an excuse to rant a little bit. Sorry about that.
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Fade_To_Black
Fire It Up


Registered: 12/26/03
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Quote:
JonnyOnTheSpot said:
Quote:
Konnrade said: Yes, yes... you hate organized religion. So does everyone else who wants to fit in with the expectations of cultured society.
Hatred quota for a citizen of earth: (Citizens are expected to hate the following things in order to be considered normal) - Organized Religion
- Beleif in a God
- President Bush
- Communism
- Capitalism
- Corporations
- People who hate corporations (They must be commies!!!)
- loners
- Minorities (except ethnic minorities)
- People who hate ethnic minorities
- Bigots (defined as people who are more of a bigot than normal)
- People who are less of a bigot than tnormal
- Hypocrites (defined as people who are more of a hypocrite than normal)
- Peope who are less hypocritical than normal
- The "man"
- Anyone who hates the "man" (if the "man" is present and needs to be given a good impression of you)
- People who look different, but not different in a stereotypical way (I.E. who do not look "different" by looking exactly like everyone else of their subdivision of society)
- People who disagree with this list
- People who do a bad job of looking like they agree with the list
- Anyone whose morals show how wrong the list truly is
To calculate how normal everyone thinks you are, check each item which is true for you, OR each item you pretend is true for you (assuming others beleive it).
All who contradict clearly suck, because everyone else told you they were wrong, and besides... you like the way things are, so anything else is clearly deserving of ridicule. Intolerance is acceptable, as is being disrespectful... they don't deserve to be treated with respect or manners, they disagree with the list.
*********************
This has been my reminder of how people are willing to be assinine towards others because of a perception that their popular idea is superior due to it being socially excepted. Thanks for your prejudice, it's greatly appreciated.
Welcome to the group that likes you because you agree with their spaghetti monster point of view. If you mock all other ideas that contradict it, maybe they'll like you more.
If you were just joking, then my rant is not aimed at you. Nonetheless, don't forget it, it's important to us all.
that totally came out of nowhere.
But he does make a pretty good point.
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eris
underground


Registered: 11/17/98
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If I saw someone killing any cat I would fuck them up, I like cats too much.
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Noetical
Flip Horrorshow

Registered: 11/28/04
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Re: Everytime you kill a kitten [Re: Konnrade]
#5343674 - 02/26/06 11:26 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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That was a neat read
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Fade_To_Black
Fire It Up


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Re: Everytime you kill a kitten [Re: Noetical]
#5343710 - 02/26/06 11:39 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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cats are fucking cool.. It sucks that i cant be in a closed area with them, or my eyes swell up and itch like mad, nose will clog up, and breathing will become difficult... damn allergies.
i enjoy them alot. from a distance.
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Konnrade
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Re: Everytime you kill a kitten [Re: Fade_To_Black]
#5343714 - 02/26/06 11:40 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Aw, that sucks.
Maybe you can pet a kitten with a 10 foot pole
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Koala Koolio
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Re: Everytime you kill a kitten [Re: Konnrade]
#5343759 - 02/26/06 11:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Believing in invisible people r00lz.
Fuck society, I'm going to do the exact opposite of what they want, and believe in such people. Fuck being moral or rational, as long as it means someone can't make a long annoying list of things I rationally hate.
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Konnrade
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Re: Everytime you kill a kitten [Re: Koala Koolio]
#5343836 - 02/27/06 12:20 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think the nature of my post shows that it's aimed at the many people whose hatred is not rationalized. And people like that are very common.
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Idiot
I Am Moron!


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Re: Everytime you kill a kitten [Re: Konnrade]
#5343850 - 02/27/06 12:25 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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 many kittens will die today
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Koala Koolio
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Re: Everytime you kill a kitten [Re: Konnrade]
#5343851 - 02/27/06 12:25 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Score.
That means I'm l33t, right?
hehe...
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Idiot
I Am Moron!


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Koala Koolio
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Re: Everytime you kill a kitten [Re: Idiot]
#5343899 - 02/27/06 12:56 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Worst god penis ever.
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Idiot
I Am Moron!


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Re: Everytime you kill a kitten [Re: Koala Koolio]
#5343902 - 02/27/06 12:57 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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i made that in about five mins so w/e
all i did is search google for god, kill kittens, and snow penis (there is an amazing plethora of the later) and psped them together....cause i dont have a bootlegged copy of photo shop
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