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Re: The "Talk" [Re: d33p]
    #5338420 - 02/25/06 04:06 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

No.

According to Conan, most asian teenagers learn about sex via porn.

FACT


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Re: The "Talk" [Re: Spenny]
    #5338473 - 02/25/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

i never got the talk, like i couldnt figure it out? sex is good, be safe, fin.


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Re: The "Talk" [Re: Damn]
    #5338483 - 02/25/06 04:48 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

My God! Look at all of the sex oriented "related threads" that pop up at the bottom of this thread and that were started by me.

I'm a fucking hornball!


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Re: The "Talk" [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5338541 - 02/25/06 05:21 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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She put in the video.  It was a cartoon that showed Mr. and Mrs. So and So.  Mr. and Mrs. So and So were going on a trip in their Winnebago and they "loved each other very much".  It showed Mr. So and So inserting his penis into the missus and they both turned and blandly smiled at the screen while remaining completely motionless.  I was fucking horrified.  My eyes got all big and I just prayed for immediate death so that I would not have to face my mother after this incident. 




holy shit! that sounds horrid!!!  :crazy:

when my parents tried to talk about sex, i just told them not to bother that i knew all i needed to know already. and then later school had a day where they showed us a sex ed video.
and thats it  :thumbup:

other than that my dad has told me (throughout the years) all his sex stories after my parents got divorced.
the worst being a few years ago when we were parked at the gas station, his girlfriend in paying for gas. i took a sip from his mountain dew straw bottle thingy, and he then proceeded to tell me that his girlfriend gave him a blowjob the night before, and hasnt brushed her teeth yet, so i shouldnt let her kiss me.
then he smiles and says, "And thats not my bottle, thats hers."

:suicide:


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Re: The "Talk" [Re: eligal]
    #5338578 - 02/25/06 05:31 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Never had 'the talk' actually. However, I did listen to The Sunday Night Show with Sue Johanson on AM 640 (long before she had a TV show), and learned alot from that.

But really. You have a penis, a body has various holes that a penis can be stuck into.

But really -
Use condoms to prevent STDs
Make sure your girl is on the pill and/or use condom to prevent babies



Well, there's alot more to good sex than that - but the fun part is discoverng it on your own.


Edited by kaniz (02/25/06 05:51 PM)


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Re: The "Talk" [Re: eligal]
    #5338580 - 02/25/06 05:32 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

bukake!


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Re: The "Talk" [Re: eligal]
    #5338697 - 02/25/06 06:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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eligal said:
holy shit! that sounds horrid!!!  :crazy:





It was.  I will never do that to my kid.  I'd let him knock a girl up or get an STD before I forced him to go through something like my mom made me go through.


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Re: The "Talk" [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5338740 - 02/25/06 06:27 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Just talk to them when they're young enough that they haven't developed fear/shame about sex and they won't be traumatized. They'll probably have healthier and more comfortable attitudes towards sex as well.


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Re: The "Talk" [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5338745 - 02/25/06 06:30 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I never got "the talk" but I did get a talk when my parents found my research on my gf missing periods and other various signs that pointed towards prenancy in the internet history.

They weren't too happy about that.


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Re: The "Talk" [Re: Phluck]
    #5338749 - 02/25/06 06:31 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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Phluck said:
Just talk to them when they're young enough that they haven't developed fear/shame about sex and they won't be traumatized. They'll probably have healthier and more comfortable attitudes towards sex as well.




That open-minded fluffy shit might fly up north, but not down here in the good 'ole U.S. of A. We like our football, our beer, and our repressed attitudes about sex. We like to be tantalized with media representations of it but when it comes to talking about it openly in public (especially with our kids)....oh hell no!


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Re: The "Talk" [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5338751 - 02/25/06 06:33 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

My mom never gave me that talk. This is what happens when your raised in a UltraChristian household.


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Re: The "Talk" [Re: Redstorm]
    #5338763 - 02/25/06 06:36 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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I never got "the talk" but I did get a talk when my parents found my research on my gf missing periods and other various signs that pointed towards prenancy in the internet history.

They weren't too happy about that.




Wasn't your dad slapping you on the back?

I had a friend that was having sex with his girlfriend (he was 18 and she was 16). It was totally top secret. Well, she went to the gynecologist for a routine checkup and the doctor told her parents, "she's having sex". Her parents were real conservative so they were pissed. But, they tried to be open-minded about it. The next day when my friend came to pick her up there were STD and pregnancy pamphlets all over the kitchen table. The girlfriend, girlfriend's mom, and girlfriend's dad were sitting there. The mom was quietly crying and saying, "Well...you need to read this information in order to make safe decisions".

Talk about fucking awkward. That same day he told me all of this as we got loaded and we had a good laugh about it.


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Re: The "Talk" [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5338774 - 02/25/06 06:41 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I think my Dad was just pissed because he thought I knocked up my gf when I was still in highschool.


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Re: The "Talk" [Re: Redstorm]
    #5338787 - 02/25/06 06:45 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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I think my Dad was just pissed because he thought I knocked up my gf when I was still in highschool.




That bitch that dumped you?

BTW, how's your love life going? Did you nail that one chick yet? I'm currently messaging a 38 year old truck driver woman on Myspace and I think she might want some no-strings attached sex.


Edited by RandalFlagg (02/25/06 06:45 PM)


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Re: The "Talk" [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5338795 - 02/25/06 06:46 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, the chick who dumped me. That's the only girl I've ever had sex with.

I dunno about the art chick. I haven't talked to her in a little while, so I think it's probably not gonna work. Who knows, though. Girls are weird like that.


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Re: The "Talk" [Re: Redstorm]
    #5338808 - 02/25/06 06:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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I dunno about the art chick. I haven't talked to her in a little while, so I think it's probably not gonna work. Who knows, though. Girls are weird like that.




Maybe you weren't spacey, pretentious, and effeminate enough for her?


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Re: The "Talk" [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5338815 - 02/25/06 06:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I may not be very spacey or effeminate, but I would hope the extra pretentiousness would make up for it.


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Re: The "Talk" [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5339417 - 02/25/06 09:53 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

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BTW, how's your love life going? Did you nail that one chick yet? I'm currently messaging a 38 year old truck driver woman on Myspace and I think she might want some no-strings attached sex.




Truck driver eh??


I got "the talk" from my dad after my brother asked an embarassing question at the dinner table.  Keep in mind I grew up in a very relaxed atmosphere, religion was never pushed on me, I was able to do what I wanted as long as my homework was done before.  I'm serious too, no curfews, never grounded, nothing.  Anyways, my brother asked "Dad, how are babies made?  I know that your thing gets hard and you stick it up in the girl, but then what?  Do you pee up there?  Cuz if that's the case, I don't ever want to have sex."

We were done with dinner at that point. :smirk:


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Re: The "Talk" [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5339423 - 02/25/06 09:56 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:rofl2:


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Re: The "Talk" [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5339443 - 02/25/06 10:02 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Never had the talk.
Mom said "be careful" and i was like "k".
Read that "how babies are made" book when i was 4 tho, and it is probably the best fucking way to introduce the concept.

That and making "sandwichs" with the hot neighbor girl at age 5 :wink:


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