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Madtowntripper
Sun-Beams out of Cucumbers


Registered: 03/06/03
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For Suimish...
#5337005 - 02/25/06 02:15 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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You will like this...
I've been drinkin gheavily w/ my roomie since 9 or so.
I just spilled 2 pounds of mixed nuts on our floor, which is filthy.
i can barely breathe, 'cause we just spent 20 minutes fighitng over who would get to eat all the cashews off the floor.
i'm out of breathe, and she's lying in a pool of un-peeled peanuts, with her eyes rolled way back in her head.
fucking awesome.
she better clean that shit up.
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Acidic_Sloth
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niceee ...
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sui
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Registered: 08/20/04
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Loc: Cali, Contra Costa Co.
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haha. Cashews are the shit.
-------------------- "There is never a wrong note, bend it." Jimi Hendrix
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Registered: 08/08/04
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Hopefully she's not allergic to peanuts...
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sui
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Re: For Suimish... [Re: sui]
#5337018 - 02/25/06 02:23 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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They must be drunk he called me suimish
-------------------- "There is never a wrong note, bend it." Jimi Hendrix
Edited by sui (02/25/06 02:23 AM)
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sui
I love you.


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Re: For Suimish... [Re: sui]
#5337024 - 02/25/06 02:25 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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so does she ever remember these little adventures?
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Koala Koolio
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Re: For Suimish... [Re: sui]
#5337031 - 02/25/06 02:27 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Next time spray some aerosol adhesive on the nuts on the floor. that way when she rolls around in them, she'll have no choice but to deal with the memory in the morning.
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