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Offlinenotapillow
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    #5335385 - 02/24/06 04:03 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

whos having sex right now
i sure wish i was
come on fes up i know somone is


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OfflineDeadmaker
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Re: sex [Re: notapillow]
    #5335387 - 02/24/06 04:05 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

My hand just fucked me about 10 minutes ago.


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InvisibleStonerguy
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Re: sex [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5335388 - 02/24/06 04:05 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Deadmaker said:
My hand just fucked me about 10 minutes ago.




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Invisibleeligal
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Re: sex [Re: notapillow]
    #5335394 - 02/24/06 04:07 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

if someone was fucking right now, how they hell would they manage to also go onto their pcs and write it out and post about it??

oh and,

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Deadmaker said:
My hand just fucked me about 10 minutes ago.







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Offlinenotapillow
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Re: sex [Re: eligal]
    #5335398 - 02/24/06 04:09 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

puusy has nothing on the shroomery for some people :rolleyes:


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Re: sex [Re: notapillow]
    #5335405 - 02/24/06 04:10 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

notapillow said:
puusy has nothing on the shroomery for some people :rolleyes:




maybe not in the whole the whole shroomery...

but man we're in the pub!!
:cool:


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"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
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Re: sex [Re: notapillow]
    #5335406 - 02/24/06 04:10 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I know for a fact that if I started to get on my laptop when my girlfriend was kissing me, much less having sex, she'd go off into another room and let me think about what I did.

Having a girlfriend is like being a little kid all over again :tongue:


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: sex [Re: notapillow]
    #5335407 - 02/24/06 04:11 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I am having sexual intercourse right now.


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InvisibleTYL3R
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Re: sex [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5335415 - 02/24/06 04:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:lol: :thumbup:


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Offlinenotapillow
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Re: sex [Re: Jadian]
    #5335431 - 02/24/06 04:19 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Jadian said:
I know for a fact that if I started to get on my laptop when my girlfriend was kissing me, much less having sex, she'd go off into another room and let me think about what I did.

Having a girlfriend is like being a little kid all over again :tongue:



heheh
yah if my girl freind even heard the word shroomery while we were going at i think she would scream :smile:
the only way to do it would be to be already doing it on the computer chair and then just real cutty like, type on the key board behind her back without her noticing


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Re: sex [Re: notapillow]
    #5335443 - 02/24/06 04:24 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:rotfl: :geordinod:


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Re: sex [Re: vinsue]
    #5335471 - 02/24/06 04:40 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I nailed a 19 year old last night.Thats as close as I am.


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Re: sex [Re: Jadian]
    #5335507 - 02/24/06 04:57 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Jadian said:
I know for a fact that if I started to get on my laptop when my girlfriend was kissing me, much less having sex, she'd go off into another room and let me think about what I did.

Having a girlfriend is like being a little kid all over again :tongue:





I go to the PC a lot while having sex .

Gotta turn on the webcam  :wink:

Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony
:heart: Hippie Chick  :mushroom2:


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Re: sex [Re: HippieChick]
    #5335513 - 02/24/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

im married, i need to clean the house or something first to get laid


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Invisibleeligal
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Re: sex [Re: HippieChick]
    #5335517 - 02/24/06 05:02 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

HippieChick said:
Quote:

Jadian said:
I know for a fact that if I started to get on my laptop when my girlfriend was kissing me, much less having sex, she'd go off into another room and let me think about what I did.

Having a girlfriend is like being a little kid all over again :tongue:





I go to the PC a lot while having sex .

Gotta turn on the webcam  :wink:

Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony
:heart: Hippie Chick  :mushroom2:





damn woman!!!
:grin:


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"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."



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Re: sex [Re: HippieChick]
    #5335535 - 02/24/06 05:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:drooling:

:grin:


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Re: sex [Re: eligal]
    #5337029 - 02/25/06 02:27 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

eligal said:
Quote:

Stonerguy said:
Quote:

Deadmaker said:
My hand just fucked me about 10 minutes ago.










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Re: sex [Re: pantsboy]
    #5337036 - 02/25/06 02:29 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Someone should record the result of calling a girl "Shroomery" in the act.


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Re: sex [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5337076 - 02/25/06 03:06 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

elgr said:
Someone should record the result of calling a girl "Shroomery" in the act.





id pay money to hear that.


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Re: sex [Re: sui]
    #5337088 - 02/25/06 03:18 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"Ohhh... shroomery.

What? Don't make that face. NO NO... I swear I'm 18! Don't ban me! Ythan!!!!!!!"


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Re: sex [Re: sui]
    #5337093 - 02/25/06 03:21 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

How much money???


Just started a thing, may be willing to make a sacrafice if the price is right. :wink:


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OfflinePhoshaman
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Re: sex [Re: hawksapprentice]
    #5337095 - 02/25/06 03:24 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

i am having sex right now while i type this post on the shroomery


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Offlinehawksapprentice
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Re: sex [Re: Phoshaman]
    #5337102 - 02/25/06 03:29 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Your hand doesn't count.


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"I celebrate the Earth, my home, my mother, my grave, and as long as men are Man they must, if they would preserve the integrated being, do the same---[and preserve]--this rank casual hungry smelly sweaty lusting transitory body, my oozy pulpy liquid-bag-swollen body, bones, blood, hair glands, my bejeweled sex; I love and celebrate it all.  never to let men forget that they are animals as much as gods---that is one thing I shall say."

  Edward Abbey


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Invisiblesui
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Re: sex [Re: hawksapprentice]
    #5337106 - 02/25/06 03:30 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:lol: id throw $5-10, i bet you could make a nice chunk of change if you get others to join in.


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Re: sex [Re: sui]
    #5337118 - 02/25/06 03:49 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

You put it together man and I'm game.


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"I celebrate the Earth, my home, my mother, my grave, and as long as men are Man they must, if they would preserve the integrated being, do the same---[and preserve]--this rank casual hungry smelly sweaty lusting transitory body, my oozy pulpy liquid-bag-swollen body, bones, blood, hair glands, my bejeweled sex; I love and celebrate it all.  never to let men forget that they are animals as much as gods---that is one thing I shall say."

  Edward Abbey


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OfflinePhoshaman
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Re: sex [Re: hawksapprentice]
    #5337132 - 02/25/06 04:04 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

hawksapprentice said:
Your hand doesn't count.




dude you got me, oh no, i've been caught.  :royalrainbow:


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Re: sex [Re: HippieChick]
    #5337160 - 02/25/06 04:39 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

>>>Gotta turn on the webcam<<<<

When? LOL


Willy just had sex. I could hear it going on.


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Re: sex [Re: agar]
    #5337197 - 02/25/06 05:34 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

you perv... :smirk:


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Invisibleagar
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Re: sex [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5337238 - 02/25/06 07:01 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
you perv... :smirk:




I was not involved.

Willy is the Perv. HONEST :rolleyes:


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