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Offlinenotapillow
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sex
    #5335385 - 02/24/06 04:03 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

whos having sex right now
i sure wish i was
come on fes up i know somone is


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OfflineDeadmaker
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Re: sex [Re: notapillow]
    #5335387 - 02/24/06 04:05 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

My hand just fucked me about 10 minutes ago.

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InvisibleStonerguy
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Re: sex [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5335388 - 02/24/06 04:05 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Deadmaker said:
My hand just fucked me about 10 minutes ago.




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Invisibleeligal
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Re: sex [Re: notapillow]
    #5335394 - 02/24/06 04:07 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

if someone was fucking right now, how they hell would they manage to also go onto their pcs and write it out and post about it??

oh and,

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Deadmaker said:
My hand just fucked me about 10 minutes ago.







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Offlinenotapillow
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Re: sex [Re: eligal]
    #5335398 - 02/24/06 04:09 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

puusy has nothing on the shroomery for some people :rolleyes:


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Invisibleeligal
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Re: sex [Re: notapillow]
    #5335405 - 02/24/06 04:10 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

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notapillow said:
puusy has nothing on the shroomery for some people :rolleyes:




maybe not in the whole the whole shroomery...

but man we're in the pub!!
:cool:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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OfflineJadian
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Re: sex [Re: notapillow]
    #5335406 - 02/24/06 04:10 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

I know for a fact that if I started to get on my laptop when my girlfriend was kissing me, much less having sex, she'd go off into another room and let me think about what I did.

Having a girlfriend is like being a little kid all over again :tongue:


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InvisibleBurke Dennings
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Re: sex [Re: notapillow]
    #5335407 - 02/24/06 04:11 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

I am having sexual intercourse right now.

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InvisibleTYL3R
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Re: sex [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5335415 - 02/24/06 04:13 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

:lol: :thumbup:

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Offlinenotapillow
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Re: sex [Re: Jadian]
    #5335431 - 02/24/06 04:19 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Jadian said:
I know for a fact that if I started to get on my laptop when my girlfriend was kissing me, much less having sex, she'd go off into another room and let me think about what I did.

Having a girlfriend is like being a little kid all over again :tongue:



heheh
yah if my girl freind even heard the word shroomery while we were going at i think she would scream :smile:
the only way to do it would be to be already doing it on the computer chair and then just real cutty like, type on the key board behind her back without her noticing


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Invisiblevinsue
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Re: sex [Re: notapillow]
    #5335443 - 02/24/06 04:24 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

:rotfl: :geordinod:


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Re: sex [Re: vinsue]
    #5335471 - 02/24/06 04:40 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

I nailed a 19 year old last night.Thats as close as I am.


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OfflineHippieChick
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Re: sex [Re: Jadian]
    #5335507 - 02/24/06 04:57 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Jadian said:
I know for a fact that if I started to get on my laptop when my girlfriend was kissing me, much less having sex, she'd go off into another room and let me think about what I did.

Having a girlfriend is like being a little kid all over again :tongue:





I go to the PC a lot while having sex .

Gotta turn on the webcam  :wink:

Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony
:heart: Hippie Chick  :mushroom2:


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Invisibleshriek
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Re: sex [Re: HippieChick]
    #5335513 - 02/24/06 04:59 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

im married, i need to clean the house or something first to get laid

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Invisibleeligal
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Re: sex [Re: HippieChick]
    #5335517 - 02/24/06 05:02 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

HippieChick said:
Quote:

Jadian said:
I know for a fact that if I started to get on my laptop when my girlfriend was kissing me, much less having sex, she'd go off into another room and let me think about what I did.

Having a girlfriend is like being a little kid all over again :tongue:





I go to the PC a lot while having sex .

Gotta turn on the webcam  :wink:

Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony
:heart: Hippie Chick  :mushroom2:





damn woman!!!
:grin:


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"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: sex [Re: HippieChick]
    #5335535 - 02/24/06 05:13 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

:drooling:

:grin:


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Re: sex [Re: eligal]
    #5337029 - 02/25/06 02:27 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

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eligal said:
Quote:

Stonerguy said:
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Deadmaker said:
My hand just fucked me about 10 minutes ago.










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Re: sex [Re: pantsboy]
    #5337036 - 02/25/06 02:29 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Someone should record the result of calling a girl "Shroomery" in the act.


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Invisiblesui
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Re: sex [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5337076 - 02/25/06 03:06 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

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elgr said:
Someone should record the result of calling a girl "Shroomery" in the act.





id pay money to hear that.


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Re: sex [Re: sui]
    #5337088 - 02/25/06 03:18 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

"Ohhh... shroomery.

What? Don't make that face. NO NO... I swear I'm 18! Don't ban me! Ythan!!!!!!!"


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